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#15870 (168/308) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dabblerblue> i hate pants that are only comfortable when you're standing :(
<nzc> so takem off
<dabblerblue> i can't, i'm about to go out
<dabblerblue> i put them on so i could leave without being arrested
<dabblerblue> i hate that |
#16665 (188/345) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@drew> my uterus is bleeding
<@cognac> drew, you don't have a uterus
<@drew> oh |
#17119 (186/342) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<barkode> yeah, slap can tell you about how at work he's sitting there on the
web and coding perl, while there's gunplay in the lobby and a bomb scare. We're not even kidding.
<slap> it's all true except the perl. |
#17183 (192/351) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<_ENiGMA_> Fuckin telstra
<_ENiGMA_> They ring you up, and dont say who the fuck they are and expect you to know they are telstra
<_ENiGMA_> "Hi its sheryl here from the paramatta faults center, have you had any problems since the 26th?" ... "Umm well yeah, I've been constapated a few times and seem to wake up with erections... but aside from that Im fine" |
#18515 (185/340) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<silvershine> Pigs have corkscrew penises. ._.
<Keeju> @,i
<Keeju> they also have 30+ minute orgasms
<silvershine> Yes ._.
<silvershine> And grooved vaginas ._.
<GoldenWing> o.o;;;
<Chaz-> Half an hour orgasms o.O
<Chaz-> Good god o.O
<AnnieCn> lol where the hell did that come from
<Chaz-> I dunno but I'm never gonna look at bacon the same way again... |
#19136 (202/371) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CaptainCasual> /me thrusts doors open vilolently
<CaptainCasual> FINALY
<NickBlasta> coming out of the closet?
<[H]Pogo> hahaha |
#21734 (206/380) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Moogs> Matrix Reloaded is a very different kind of film from the original, both in style and theme. The first movie posed the question, "What is the nature of reality?" The question for this movie is, "Do French people ever stop talking?" - MacHall
<WrexSoul> Or perhaps, "Why is Colonel Sanders sitting in a room full of TVs?" |
#22304 (172/315) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ChOwShAdY> like i fucked a 14 year old when i was 17
<ChOwShAdY> she was immature as a motherufcker
<@impuritor> dude, that is quite possibly the dumbest thing i've ever heard anyone say in my entire life
<@impuritor> that's like saying
<@impuritor> "My car runs like shit when i'm out of gas" |
#25111 (190/350) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tracer> i recently had a to punish an engineer at work because the video camera's in the main assembly hangar caught him wacking off in the cockpit of a F-16.. |
#27763 (222/410) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
HermitKing: So Star Trek fans are Trekkies, and X-files fans are X-philes...
HermitKing: ...what do you call Buffy fans?
Cat1013: Virgins |
#28448 (206/378) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<]|-|[> that was not sarcasm
<]|-|[> I can do better sarcasm
<CommaToes> sure you can
<]|-|[> You suck at sarcasm as well, CommaToes
<CommaToes> sure I do
<]|-|[> Shut up!
<CommaToes> that's gonna happen |
#28740 (184/338) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(HamWork) worst thing you can do while walking to the bathroom when you have to shit real bad: SNEEZE |
#29385 (193/355) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<StorDuff> heh, just asked about what pieces people would recommend in #opera, turns out it's about the browser |
#30830 (162/296) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Chad: Wanna come over later for Delicious Turkey Gumbo and to talk about All Things Sinthetik?
sushispook: can't... girl and i have a nice evening planned wherein she is making roast fuck
sushispook: EEP
sushispook: duck |
#31723 (191/351) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pads> He'll be back. They always come back. IRC is the only thign harder to give up that heroin injected from a nicotine filled syringe. |
#31751 (192/352) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<benapp> well Pnther instlled without hitch
<benapp> except Softwre updte keeps killing my '' key
<benapp> I'll let you guess which key I men
<benapp> since I cn't exctly type one
<benapp> oky now THAT is fucked up: I cn type A CAPTIAL A just fine
<benapp> but not A lowercAse one
<benapp> so now I cAn look like one of those dipshits WiTH tHE rAnDOm cAPiTAlizATioN
<benapp> OkAy, Ben is VERY confused
<benapp> my A key works FINE when AuthenticAting to wAke up from sleep
<benapp> BUT
<benapp> it won't work Anywhere else
<benapp> AnywAy, I cAn see you're not there...lAter! |
#16586 (183/337) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<shagman> and here I go rollerblading in black jeans and a dark blue t-shirt
<shagman> it must be 40 out
<SourKey> your nuts
<shagman> yeah, they're hot too |
#17977 (172/316) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MixieArmadillo> hahaha
<Mnementh4> if you tell me, I will have to commit sepuku
<MixieArmadillo> is that anything like oragami?
<Mnementh4> more messy, but the concept is basically the same |
#18164 (171/313) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LaBOMBa> I forfeited a wrestling match to this dude becuase his name was Dick Harden |
#20734 (170/312) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Bivens> Internet Explorer Tip: when it says "turn off images", it only refers to inline images. Which is why it's safe to go to Goatse but not Tubgirl. I think it's obvious how I figured this out. |
#26405 (233/433) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<scabb> Yeah, you still have to wear condoms when you're having sex with a dead person, otherwise she might give birth to ZOMBIES, who will CONQUER THE WORLD. And that's never a good thing. That's why necrophilia is outlawed. |
#27414 (206/382) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* `Kumba is still away -( snoozles )- gone 674 day 13 hr 19 min 32 s
<Kweeky> R.I.P Kumba. |
#28663 (207/383) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jokkc> whatever
<jokkc> linux sucks ass
<Mettra> you don't even have Linux
<Mettra> by what means can you say that Linux sucks?
<Krasnaya> seriously
<jokkc> duh
<jokkc> it's FREE
<jokkc> why would it be FREE if it was any good
*Mettra falls over
<Krasnaya> oh the heathens, man
<jokkc> all the stuff is made for windows anwyay
<jokkc> duh
<jokkc> come on, people WINamp, just the best piece of media software anywhere in the world!
*Krasnaya laughs
*Mettra laughs harder
<Mettra> for one thing, jokkc - WINamp is ported to Linux already
<Mettra> and Winamp is 'FREE' just like Linux
<Mettra> dumbass
<Krasnaya> pwn3d
<jokkc> but that's beside the point
<Krasnaya> ...
<jokkc> shitComment: in #winamp
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#28739 (212/396) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+n0th1ng> after sex like 3 times a day with a girl, jacking off is really gay
<xcp> no, having sex with a guy is gay |
#28890 (215/399) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<PRoWoRK> i like my vagina!
<[Piratez]> o.o
<PRoWoRK> ...sorry...
<[Piratez]> pro, this is the part where u type 'wrong chan' |
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