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#30377 (200/370) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Immelmann> YEah
<@Immelmann> My mom plays the sluts
<@Immelmann> *slots |
#31111 (189/349) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<efeX> I got an email off a clan leader today
<efeX> He offered me a "nap"
<efeX> with his "division"
<efeX> So im guessing im invited to some sort of nerd orgy
<efeX> Which quite frankly both fightens and excites me
<efeX> infact, bbl |
#31955 (217/403) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Hyou-Chan[draw] (kyoshyu@Admin.Nightstar.Net) Quit (Quit: Every night, you come when I sleep; you touch me; you suck me; you enjoy it, and then leave me to suffer... Goddamn mosquito!) |
#32207 (237/441) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<HandyMan> i didnt set tahat
<HandyMan> *say
<HandyMan> *that
<Hyperbyte> *I
<Hyperbyte> *didn't |
#32942 (216/400) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
KArmA-: telemarketer: yeah, I need to speak to your office manager please(very gruff voice)
KArmA-: me: who the fuck do you think you're talking to?
KArmA-: telemarketer: are you the office manager?
KArmA-: me: no asshole, I said, who do you think you're talking to, with that tone of voice
KArmA-: me: you don't call up and start barking at me like that
KArmA-: telemarketer: well sir I'm sorry but I need to speak to your office manager.
KArmA-: me: for what? he normally doesn't take phone calls for yard apes. . . what do you need to talk to him about that's so special?
KArmA-: telemarketer: !(#*%@ EXCUSE ME?! YARD APE?!?! WHAT IS YOUR NAME!?!?
KArmA-: me: *click* |
#145960 (351/661) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Reiver: How fast are the taps?
Mango: tap tap tap tap tap tap tap
Mango: about that fast |
#213047 (424/802) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mancha> the ancient greeks believed the heart was the thinking organ
<mancha> of course, we know now they were wrong. it's the penis.
<DemisM> Mancha: What´s the female´s thinking organ?
<mancha> DenisM, exactly! |
#240218 (392/738) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MiracleBlue> I had the worst nightmare
<MiracleBlue> In my dream I was on the computer right
<MiracleBlue> And anyway, I was visiting a website and this pop up came up
<MiracleBlue> And installed malware on my machine
<MiracleBlue> And the porn king (you know that dude with the long hair and bald spot)
<MiracleBlue> His voice was coming from my computer
<MiracleBlue> Talking about porn
<MiracleBlue> I was like FUUUUCK
<MiracleBlue> And I immediately went to download.com and tried to download AVG
<Flawlessdave> That's not a nightmare. A nightmare would be if you were stuck with Norton
<MiracleBlue> Dear god |
#296005 (169/311) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Elista> still..being pissy.
<kaiser> your website has PMS?
<Elista> just the gallery
<Emperor_Nick> The server leaks packets once a month, kaiser
<kaiser> that will take some time till we get to see anything then, nick
<Emperor_Nick> Hehehe
<Chi-Yu> Ah. Coppermine.
<Emperor_Nick> "You don't ping me as much as you used to! You've been eyeing that new blade server! What's wrong, is my core sagging? You want one of those perky young quad core clusters? Asshole!"
<Emperor_Nick> "Please calm down!"
<Emperor_Nick> "SO NOW I'M BEING ILLOGICAL?" |
#301633 (87/155) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<HalfNote5> Have you ever noticed that everyone loves a comedy site right up until it's something important to them that's being satirized or made fun of? "I LOVED it when you made fun of Nazis, the KKK, and the Spanish Inquisition, but I'll have you know, as a Rural American Militia member, I'm insulted that you refer to our 'Justice Dorms' as 'Compounds'. I'll never read your crappy site again!" |
#80 (361/683) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ebim> toz.. do her doggie style and have a laptop on her back so you can talk to us |
#968 (176/324) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<blazemore> i need to find a used ddr 3rd mix machine
*** Joins: DigDug (digdug@dialup-63.214.200.78.Philadelphia1.Level3.net)
<AlmtyBob> good fucking luck
<AlmtyBob> you're looking at $8000 wihtout shipping
<AlmtyBob> even used
<DigDug> whatcha talking about, bob?
<AlmtyBob> a filipina chick
<AlmtyBob> the ones you buy in exchange for bringing them to the us
<blazemore> my dad is thinking about helping pay for one so we can stick it in an arcade and make some money :o |
#1528 (170/312) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JDigital> We used to have this kick ass game when we were kids....
<VillainSede> Swallow the chlorine tabs?
<VillainSede> that one takes me back.. |
#1674 (180/332) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SlimZ> i like my pickup line
<SlimZ> "move i need to get a drink" |
#2016 (182/336) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(pedxing) it takes twenty-five muscles to frown, and only twelve to punch some wiseass in the mouth. |
#2438 (226/420) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Amanda`> it's confirmed
<Amanda`> roommate is having sex again, right now
<Amanda`> HOLY SHIT
<Amanda`> I HEAR LIKE
<Amanda`> SUCTION NOISES |
#2916 (187/345) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<{SaTaN}> GOD DAMN IT SUN OF A BITCH STOP CALLING ME SANTA IT IS "SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!"
<DaRkShaMe> hi santa |
#3677 (210/389) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<w3nis> I remember discussing bong tactics with a friend and drawing out plans and then we realized we had drew a pelican |
#3756 (192/357) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ad0> I met my gf (which is here as we speak) over IRC
<Wyatt> Ad0: Are you both IRCing side-by-side?
<Ad0> almost
<Ad0> she is in the kitchen with the laptop |
#5584 (310/582) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Villager> haven't you heard the phrase 'big is beautiful'?
<Alexander> i've heard the phrase 'fat is repulsive' |
#6371 (193/356) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Quits: Jenn|fer (If you are reading this, you wasted 3 seconds of your life.)
<GE> actually, it only took me about 1.5 seconds to read
<File13> if i only wasted 3 seconds of my life, i'd be happy. but according to the timer on mIRC, i have 2074 hours on this install so far. |
#6545 (181/331) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Goodlookinguy17> if anyone wants to cyber with a hot 17 year old male, message me
<Owaru> if anyone wants to hear desperate pleas of attention by a decrepit 17 year old weirdo, msg me!
<Owaru> i'll make you sound like you're normal! |
#7090 (174/320) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CrashCat> I could never place a personal ad. I would live on p0rn and irc before I got that far. oh wait |
#8704 (208/384) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<prower> check out what i put on e-bay
<tom_> oh god
<tom_> are you trying to sell your sister again
<tom_> i keep telling you its illegal |
#9291 (211/394) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jre> I wouldn't eat dolphin. I refuse to eat anything smarter than me. Which is why I abstain from broccoli.
<AmbushBug> I would love to only eat things smarter than me.
<AmbushBug> ...
<AmbushBug> I assume the silence is all of you standing agape at the opening i left for all of you.
<jre> Ambush: It's too predictible. We want originality in our comedy.
<jre> ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US |
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