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<MegaWorld> Anyone awake?
<hypr> shutup im trying to sleep |
#1782 (199/367) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bludstone> so like, with anime now
<bludstone> some otaku dude in japan encodes it, uploads it.. it spreads
<bludstone> and its available before the airtime cuz of timezone changes ermshtn
<SiamShade> haw
<SiamShade> l33t
<bludstone> dammit, i need to get laid.
<SiamShade> where the fuck did that come from
<SiamShade> you're talking about anime and how it spreads then "i need to get laid."
<SiamShade> oh wait
<SiamShade> that makes perfect sense |
#2220 (168/307) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<blazemore> where did you find this, sych0
<blazemore> did you just type in "crap" and download whatever came up? |
#3063 (201/371) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kashan> I hate it when H-manga's try to be philosophical
<dregan> Mehh.
<dregan> "As I lay there, with the cum flowing out of every hole, my schoolgirl vagina stretched beyond its natural limit by a twenty-limbed tentacle demon, I wondered 'What is the stars, what is the stars?'" |
#5489 (229/424) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Entomorph> you know what cracks me up.. trojan condoms, hehe.. I mean if you think about it, a trojan horse was really full off all these little men, and it was a trick to get them inside the fortress.. once inside, the horse BUSTS open, and all the little men come flowing out |
#6501 (209/385) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<chin|werk> its not video games fault that its a lot of fun to kill people |
#6788 (189/348) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<drdink> hey
<drdink> who's good at graphics and logos and crap?
<xanatos> drdink; I'm pretty good at crap (I make my own) |
#7418 (166/304) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[KoG]^Deeshay> I'll beat you when I get a modem that isnt controlled by a rat in a wheel |
#7875 (169/309) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<billa> lol
<billa> sif
<billa> talk to the hand
<billa> cause the cock aint listening
<JtHM> that'd make you the cock....
<billa> yes
<billa> damn. |
#9923 (186/342) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DrTrevorkian> i'm sick of this internet. i'm gonna make my own. |
#117758 (97/173) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[09:45] Yobam: BORED
[09:45] spyderkinnny: Boredom is for caged animals.
[09:46] spyderkinnny: You are a member of the most intelligent species currently existing on planet earth. For fuck's sake, find a way to amuse yourself.
[09:48] Yobam: youtubing it up |
#140026 (339/635) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[Nighthawk]> why's everyone so quiet?
[Nighthawk]> someone die in here?
* Sane_Traitor inconspicuously drags a black plastic bag out the back door
* Louwhoo whistlesComment: #rantradio
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#194565 (295/551) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<protospork> I just clicked on a random image link in a conversation about cocks
<protospork> man that was smart |
#298760 (103/183) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jason Iscariot> To me, every commercial just advertises TiVo. |
#299847 (175/321) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nathan> What's so offensive about meatspin
<tonyb> Its one of two things
<tonyb> Either the ugly font
<tonyb> Or the spinning penis |
#300455 (228/422) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Alter-Ego> what you should do cougem is knock the girl out with all the drugs and stuff
<Alter-Ego> then put her balls in her mouth
<+Asestorian> ...
<%cougem> ...
<Alter-Ego> and get someone to take a photo
<+Asestorian> what
<%cougem> ...
<%cougem> Alter-Ego have u ever seen a naked girl |
#300740 (48/82) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Brian> Hey hey, want to apply for a job at my work?
<Jeremy> Sure, I guess :) What would they need from me?
<Brian> A resume, cover letter, employment history, maybe urine
<Jeremy> I'm guessing they don't want me to mail that last one in :-D
<Brian> No, the last one is for my personal enjoyment. |
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Kage_Jittai: I had a dream last night... that my "uptime" command broke, and I couldn't fix it...
Kage_Jittai: actually... I could fix it... but it required rebooting :(
Kage_Jittai: I ended up crying |
#303216 (164/300) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jasperdett> :D
<resuni> :D
<Novell_Nazi> anyone ever tell you, you two look exactly alike?Comment: irc.ecnet.org
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#303953 (43/77) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Bentley> mIRC script is what happened when bash and csh got together and had a kid, and then dropped acid and took overdoses of thalidomide |
#306048 (158/288) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Man18> friends dog had to be put down today
<Man18> i told him damn man thats ruff in a text message
<Man18> he deleted me on facebookComment: #gbatemp.net
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#308609 (187/343) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Katie: futurama proves something
Katie: you can make a girl the hero of the show, but in the end everyone still thinks a lazy guy is the main character |
#311479 (28/44) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CapnBeeb> cripes
<CapnBeeb> my dad is asking how to disable an adblocker
<CapnBeeb> on a fucking XP machine
<CapnBeeb> YOU DON'T
<CapnBeeb> EVER |
#33817 (182/334) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rebel> I found a new way to make cool photos without it being really dark
<DrMike> Adam, use a flash?
<Rebel> Yep |
#34045 (227/423) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Inominate> a portscan is roughly equivalent to a bank robber calling the bank to ask what thier hours are. Sure it's something you need to know to rob it, but if you stop answering the phones, it's an even bigger problem. |
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