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#2635 (222/407) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<asr> 'fo sheezy.
<Sabboth> what the fuck does that mean in english? you should understand that having a day job precludes me from 'keeping it real' and as such, I lack a certain familiarity with the language of the 'streets' as it were. |
#3787 (229/415) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Dst> revenge is sweet
<Dst> revenge is a dish best served cold
<Dst> ergo; revenge is ice cream
<Joshua> peanut butter is good, boobies are good, therefore boobies are peanut butter
<Dst> i like your twisted logic there
<Joshua> i like boobies. |
#4427 (230/419) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Euri> I am not going to scan a ferret. |
#4839 (179/324) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Soronel> Just so everyone knows, if a life suddenly appears, I have dibs
<Soronel> I'm not likely to get one otherwise |
#5740 (210/381) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<evenpar123> I think I'm losing it...
<Slant> evenpar123: Losing what?
<evenpar123> my ability to tell the difference between games and reality
<evenpar123> Just today, I was driving down a street, and saw a building that had sunlight reflecting off it...
<evenpar123> And I thought "Damn....these are some nice graphics..."
<evenpar123> It was horrible...
<evenpar123> ugh |
#5956 (231/421) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Bojangle> My mom tells me I need to get laid |
#6426 (178/322) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<BadlandZ> So, what's new, where are the bots?
<Sprout> they are eating lunch
<BadlandZ> heh.. together?
<Sprout> do you ever see bots eating with people? |
#7374 (190/346) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<[[tom]]> this game is damn addictive...
<xcon6> minesweeper?
<[[tom]]> final fantasy x
<xcon6> same thing |
#7559 (197/358) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
foop> computers need to burst into flames more often |
#8327 (213/387) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
knobsthebear: How the hell did Korea find time between StarCraft and Diablo II to make it this far into the World Cup? |
#9036 (204/370) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<DJTodd> Which is gayer? Pokemon or Pro Wrestling?
<LarsC> wrestling.
<Amoeba> Wrestling.
<jt`> wrestling.
<[prone]> wrestling. |
#9335 (223/406) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<go_die> brena how do you feel about jewish people
<Brena> what kind of question is that?
<go_die> im just making conversation
<go_die> why are you getting all defensive, hitler |
#10767 (226/412) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<angie> yea, finally finished moving all my stuff in today.
<guyen> can't be that bad, she's pretty hot. i could tap dat azz all day
<guyen> godamn i need a picture of her so i can at least jerk off to it
<angie> isn't she in your class, just stare at her with your photographic memory.
<guyen> believe me i do, she's got an azzzzzzz
<angie> she's also right behind me.
<guyen> are you serious?
<angie> yea. she says you're pretty cute too. says you should have the balls to ask her out though.
<guyen> um, will you go out with me?
<angie> she says yes. pick her up tomm 7:30 after her evening class, she wants to see kate and leopold or whatever.
<guyen> are you kidding me? holy shit! im calling your house now
<angie> no i'm just fucking with you.
<guyen> your're a bitch you know that
<angie> i know. |
#11339 (222/404) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(NOTE: The URLs were coloured out with IRC colours, or something ^_^)
<@Saiko> Hello #sqrxz my name is Claudia, I have 36D tits and I am very horny. You can read more about me HERE ----> ( http://goatse.cx http://goatse.cx ) and i also have some nude pictures of me! I also talk about when I had oral sex with my roomate. I'm only 17 and I'm very lonely, pls cum and chat with me!
<@Zinco> Who would be retarded enough to click on a link they could not see?
<Loco-san> HOLY CRAP WHAT IS THAT!!!!!! |
#11506 (163/294) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Teufel is a moron
<_wEaSeL_> well said
<Teufel> I tore up my room looking for the receipt for my 'broken speakers' to return them; when all I had to do is plug them in |
#133 (343/632) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Bobby20> I had this really weird dream once that I dropped my penis in the shower and I couldn't get it to go back on |
#295 (318/587) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ikkenai> What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant.
<TheFlux> not an oil based one
<TheFlux> it may catch fire |
#2934 (244/448) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Potato> I've known her for years and I've always wanted to fuck her.
<Potato> But her last boyfriend was a 6 foot 7 black man.
<Potato> So I just don't try.
<Potato> I'm above average, but he was a giant black man.
<Potato> I mean, c'mon.
<Potato> He was like Godzilla, but black. Like Shaftzilla.
<memo> Did he smash Japanese skyscrapers with his dong?
<Potato> Yes.
<Potato> Yes he did. |
#3874 (191/347) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Hostile> And now that i think of it, the west coast should be all renamed to the wastelands
<Scofco> It should be renamed to the east coast
<Scofco> then we would have 2 east coasts
<Scofco> it would rid gang violence
<Scofco> end the east coast / west coast struggle
<Scofco> with a simple name change
<Scofco> I AM THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE
<Hostile> AGREED |
#4027 (182/330) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<RokChik> just had my first mammogram and anytime you flatten anything that much, it just ain't ever going back to being fluffy and firm again. I just may sue. |
#5034 (227/415) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Lith> im tellin ya.. im sitting on a land mine
<Lith> err
<Lith> gold mine |
#5089 (207/378) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<langdon> FUCK OFF AND HELP ME
<langdon> i mean
<langdon> fuck on
<langdon> fuck over here and help me |
#5888 (189/347) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<DooD> my stalking skills have left me with her phone number to 100% accuracy.
<DooD> along with her home address.
<DooD> you should always pay the extra $2.00 to keep your phone number unlisted.
<Wronski> maybe she is playing "easy to stalk" |
#6930 (209/381) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<psichan> nipple rings remind me of giant castle doors
<psichan> whenever I see someone showing off nipple rings, I want to reach out and yank on them, screaming "SANCTUARY!" |
#8069 (221/404) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<FaNtAcIgYrL> ello
<jeff> Do you realise that you have spelt both the words "fantasy" and "girl" incorrectly ? By doing this, are you displaying a vain attempt at what some may refer to as "coolness" ? Or is it that you can not spell ? If the former, I suggest you rethink your stance on social status and its implications. The later, perhaps you should start attending school. |
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