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Mike: "now that you all are awake. are there anyone who can help with my problem? I have compressed my important files with md5sum. how do I decompress them ?" |
#304973 (111/197) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Think_Differentl> fuck, you'd think at xmas people would actually seed their torrents well |
#307674 (138/248) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Please upvote if you think QDB should fix the mangling of Unicode characters in submitted quotes. |
#307789 (77/133) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Navi> I googled 5 a day and it suggested "5.79 x 10^-5 Hz" |
#310026 (66/112) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Zemyla> Wait, wrong room.
<Zemyla> Wait, the wrong room was for the wrong room. |
#13018 (204/370) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Effyis> oh crap...
<Effyis> i just dropped the dip on the floor
<gleep> Oh, well. Someone help KarbonCopy back up.
<KarbonCopy> me back up?
<KarbonCopy> what?
<KarbonCopy> HEY! |
#14032 (190/343) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Arky> im a repeat stupid
<Arky> haha funnily enough..i didn't mean to type stupid :/ i meant to type student...i guess we can see why im repeating now can't we.... |
#14449 (197/357) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@harb> Sith are like the script kiddies of Force users.
<@harb> They all have silly handles.
<@harb> "Darth Maul", "Darth Sidious", "Darth Tyranous".
<@harb> "d00d ur most l33t l3tz g0 own sum j3di lol"
< mdxi> <ObiWan> Do not turn ot the Dark Side, Anakin
< mdxi> <an4k1n> STFU F4G
<@harb> <tyr4nous> d00d j0in m3 w3 c4n pwn 2gether!!
<@harb> <ObiWan> I'll never join you, Dooku.
<@harb> <tyr4nous> suk |
#16595 (220/400) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Silent4042: What's another name for child molestation?
SocialistNinja: Divine intervention?
Silent4042: What?
SocialistNinja: That's what my priest tells me. |
#18253 (184/333) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<[Piratez]> so what kinda job you got?
<drunkers> i wash dishes
<[Piratez]> at a resturaunt?
<drunkers> no, at home |
#24405 (203/369) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<carhartt> I would hate to be a op around here. It's be like running a daycare center for "special" children, except without the feeling that you're doing something worthwhile. |
#25202 (231/421) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<burrahobbit> "Hi, my name is Tyson Vandagriff and, I am going to be your roommate next year at OU."
<burrahobbit> AND COMMA
<burrahobbit> HOLY CRAP MY ROOMMATE IS RETARDED |
#25556 (224/408) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<%pan-chan^^> i need about 8+ hours of sleep
<+gabu> yes
<+gabu> but you're from australia
<+gabu> you sleep during the day
<+gabu> don't you ? |
#25582 (254/464) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<IDK> She sure didn't look 15 dancing around in her underwear.
<mothoc> that's probably why your friend was arrested
<IDK> The moral is, beware Russian/Eastern European accents.
<IDK> Apparently, the fall of the Soviet Union caused the world market to be flooded with weapons-grade jailbait. |
#27900 (176/318) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<B2uc> and why do girls say they want honesty...then don't...like the other night I was like "What would you like to do?...movie or go out to eat?"...it was like "Well what do you want to do?"...I was like "Well if it was up to me...we'd just go home and fuck and then you could drive yourself home while I catch the last of the ball game"
<B2uc> and then I get a dirty look. |
#28638 (198/362) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<OmnipotentEntity> X mean Erect Penis, XX means Sex play but no penetration, XXX mean penetration.
<papasmurf> um...
<papasmurf> no
<Fuhrur> this guy knows what he's talking about
<Fuhrur> the only pornographic classification I know is "LESBIAN BRITANY SPEARS POKEMON" which means "virus" |
#28919 (180/326) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<NikJam> gonna take a shower
<NikJam> cause i smell, i feel dirty, and worse of all
<NikJam> I have school tommorow
<NikJam> and I can't look bad in front of the girl at the counter
<Lime> you like her, dont you
<NikJam> well
<NikJam> there's noone else to like, i go to community college
<NikJam> i take what i can get |
#29102 (171/309) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Amante> ToiletDuk: I'd respond to that but I've learned through hard experience that you're a vacuum devoid of logic and it's pointless to try and argue something even as simple as common sense with you. So just die instead. Thanks. |
#30167 (219/401) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* OverlordQ changes topic to 'Forget Bayes, We need the Stalin Mail Filter (TM) -- it detects spam, hunts down the spammer, and exiles them to Siberia.' |
#32814 (180/326) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Capaneus> I'm still on "Learn FreeBSD in 24hrs" and I've been reading it for a week. |
#615 (247/454) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<splice> wow, irc really loses its luster when you have a girlfriend
<splice> be back much later |
#1627 (217/395) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Zonkto> I'll bet you could ski through a revolving door if you timed it really well. |
#1631 (266/488) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<VillainSede> I've always wanted to be on the receiving end of necrophilia. Even in death I'd be getting some
<VillainSede> I want a shovel attached to my tombstone with the inscription "For a good time, dig" |
#1704 (219/399) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<tress> I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. |
#2605 (2580/4923) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* dregan kicks Yamucha in the nuts
* dregan stamps on Yamucha's neck
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Yamucha
<dregan> Oh shit. |
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