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#14305 (193/351) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
PhantomStark> <-- laughing too hard to express it in internet acronyms |
#15647 (136/244) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<CaMR0N> why does everyone call me cumron?
<drunkers> probably and honest mistake
<CaMR0N> but everyone?
<drunkers> did you tell them you were gay?
<CaMR0N> yes cause im honest with everyone
<drunkers> maybe its not an honest mistake |
#16406 (196/357) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Anecdotist> I never watched the Power Rangers. So I guess I just figured that they were like forest rangers, but more powerful. Maybe even as powerful as me. I know that I am pretty powerful when it comes to forest stuff, because Smokey the Bear is all, "Only you can prevent forest fires." If I'm the only one, I must be pretty powerful. |
#17390 (210/383) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Afterglow> what's the point of irc anyway
<@Afterglow> everyone idles
< destruct> the "point" is that if you take the third word spoken on the second tuesday of every month of the the third person down in each channel you visit on irc, they will form a description of the path to the lost city of atlantis |
#18270 (167/302) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<BloodNose> I'm actually going out for the weekend ... *gasp*
<BloodNose> to spend a night ...
<Blender13> woah
<BloodNose> at a girls house *bigger gasp*
<cryptonix> his aunts
<BloodNose> lol
<Blender13> lol
<BloodNose> and like, I've never even met this girl before
<Blender13> obviously his aunt
<cryptonix> great aunt
<Blender13> ah
<BloodNose> apparently she's really fit and been offered a modeling job
<cryptonix> hot great aunt
<Blender13> and why the hell are you going there?
<BloodNose> ok, brb ... I need to phone my uncle to see if it's alright with my aunt still |
#18453 (224/410) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Penguin> My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. |
#19245 (231/423) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<kt> i got my tongue pierced
<Eamon_the_goth17> really
<Eamon_the_goth17> so whats it like have a rod and two balls in your mouth?? |
#22280 (180/329) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<MegamanX2K> C'mon, of course Bush is going to play it safe with Korea. Would YOU want to have your legacy tarnished by the world's bloodiest Zerg Rush? |
#22470 (170/307) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* KJ 's room is getting to be like aladdins cave
<Hitokiri> molten gold and rubies ?
<KJ> close ;)
<Wumpus> molten cheese and ketchup stains?
<KJ> more like it |
#27202 (242/444) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<cth> Well guys, I just learned a very valuable lesson.
<cth> Never, accidently run over your girlfriend's dog with your riding mower while going 30MPH.
<cth> NEVER |
#27794 (200/364) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Dave> I remember, there was a time in my life where I could sleep
<Dave> now, when I lay down it's like "what if one of my downloads finish?" |
#29187 (191/347) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<niteshade> it's called ucontrol
<niteshade> I'm just chatting with one of the people that did a bit on it
<niteshade> will tell him
<snax> what does it do, kill caps lock?
<titikaka> it lets you reassign keys
<snax> cool
<snax> fast?
<titikaka> yes, it's fast
<niteshade> snax: does lots of other things
<niteshade> had this thing that lets you type with a one hand.... until the lawyers for a commerical patent made them stop it
<danamania> masturbating has been patented? |
#30184 (208/380) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Quits: Crispy (There is a Bold line between Computer geek and Just plain sad. Computer Geek <b>|</b> Just Plain Sad.) |
#31211 (2500/4792) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<gorilla> if i added up all the penis enlargement emails i have, i would be entitled to, with a money back guarantee, a 14 foot 9 inch penisComment: #gtaforums @ irc.mikernet.org
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#12059 (231/427) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<RevMike> my favorite dream is still the one when i had a vagina and all the girls at school showed me how to use it |
#13537 (195/356) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Ajplus1> My plan is to make a steel ball, put my video games and chips in there, then roll myself into the ocean, where I'll be safe
<zardolf> how will you get out?
<Ajplus1> I don't think that far |
#13970 (193/353) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<TrashCanB0B> Oregon
<snowchyld> isnt orgeon a cookie ?
<snowchyld> wait
<snowchyld> thats an oreo |
#13973 (221/405) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Zack`> I wore my boxers backwards all day yesterday
<shea_> haha
<Zack`> And I didn't realize it until I scratched my ass
<Zack`> And my hand went through the slot and made contact with my crack
<Zack`> And I was like WTF |
#14265 (204/372) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
BeHeMoTh101 : i'm waiting for the right girl..... the kind that will have sex with me |
#14528 (173/315) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<AutistiCat> I'm forgetful.
<AutistiCat> Yet I can remember 50 digits of pi...
<Arcman> That's why, see. That took up all your brain space. |
#17352 (183/334) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+ParaBytes> i have this weird problem
<+GoodScrat> rub vasoline on it and don't play with it for a week |
#19958 (266/491) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Kid_Vid2> I WOULD BUY NEVERWINTER NIGHTS BUT IF MY COMPUTER EVEN CATCHES SIGHT OF MORE THAN TWELVE POLYGONS IT STARTS WEEPING AND CAUSES AN ELECTRICAL SHORT WITH ITS TEARS |
#24625 (204/374) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<cioxx> !fact
<Infomastr> Fact: A group of whales is called a pod.
<cioxx> whoa
<cioxx> a group of internet enabled whales is called... an iPod |
#25054 (204/376) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<drunkers> some thief tried to break into my apt :(, so i swung an xbox controller at him and he took off |
#25438 (157/285) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Seph flies herself to the north pole
<Seph> -her +him
<fluffy> well that certainly clears up a lot |
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