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#15733 (242/440) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<FlashMan> nethack is installed
<Jon2> An IRC chick stands in your path. She wears a +5 ring of decreased mental stability.
* sQurl kicks jon2
<sQurl> I AM STABLE GOD DAMN YOU
<sQurl> DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU
<Jon2> The IRC chick attacks. She misses. |
#16758 (225/409) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
{Plag} i liked women at 13
{Plag} even 11
{Pest} i liked woman since third grade
{Beat-Boy} ive liked men since i saw your sister |
#17902 (171/308) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ZaphHD> I almost bought a kiddy pool today...thought about filling it up with
water and filling myself up with beer in the back yard
<ZaphHD> but it reminded me too much of homer simpson |
#19076 (218/395) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Seaker> I just ate supper and then puked it up straight away, does that mean I'm balemic or whatever?
<Safire> Could be, you seen a doctor about it?
<Seaker> Wait, it was McDonalds.. does it still count.
<Safire> Oh ok no I think that's normal |
#20525 (191/345) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Gerrard> Theres some sort of militant feminist movement going on in my ceramics class |
#20586 (186/336) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<killjoy> i'm leaving smooshed bug guts on the top corner of my monitor as an example of what will happen if any other bug should attempt to cross into my domain. |
#20670 (172/309) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<|DeadPan|> I dont get drunk
<|DeadPan|> i am in control of my faculties
<PT-Away> thats cause your a moron
<PT-Away> err mormon
<Terry> same shit |
#21615 (179/323) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[20:10] * Aery has joined #pvponline
[20:10] <Aery> boobs boobs boobs
[20:10] <Aery> buttsex
[20:10] <Treen> yay!
[20:10] <Aery> boobs
[20:10] <Trax> .
[20:10] <Aery> buttsex
[20:10] * Aery has left #pvponline
[20:10] <Treen> She had an entire night's conversation in under a minute. |
#25619 (176/320) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<clay> if i take an open wire from my motherboard and stick it in a cup of water will it do anything
<jonathans> yes
<jonathans> it will heat the water |
#26424 (225/409) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[Shinji]> I just had the weirdest dream
<[Shinji]> someone was packet sniffing plain text passwords I was sending to an eggdrop bot
<[Shinji]> and messaged them back to me to taunt me, and I was all "omg hax"
<[Shinji]> then I ssh'd and laughed
<[Shinji]> I miss normal dreams, that involve partially undressed chicksComment: #geekissues
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#29023 (235/427) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Eldritch> I once said no to sex in favor of diddy kong racing since I was near to beating the game
<prez> You're a true gamer when .... |
#33217 (288/528) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Fenris> My mom found me perusing bash.org and looking up quotes about incest, and was like OMG!
<Fenris> Now she actually goes there regularly to make sure there aren't any new text words that have been searched for
<Fenris> I saw her looking at the site yesterday, and was like, "WTF??"
<Fenris> And she said she was just checking to see what kind of stuff I look at online.
<Fenris> I swear, someday I'm just going to rape that bitch.
<ctone> ...
<ctone> now theres a quote for bash.org
<Fenris> Don't you fucking dare. |
#265238 (351/645) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<celeste> i was going to give her a lapdance if it seemed appropriate
<celeste> but i mean....
<celeste> why wouldn't it be?
<ilanbg> my opinion is that lapdances are appropriate by default
<ilanbg> and only in extreme cases are they inappropriate
<ilanbg> e.g. if you have a kid in your lap
<ilanbg> that's really the only example I can think of |
#295612 (227/413) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<%bassist> 2 days ago i answered a telemarketer pretending i was a telemarketer selling them stuff |
#295793 (158/286) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<D-Myze> I was speaking to a girl the other day, who was like "have you seen 2 girls 1 cup?" I was like "uh, no, have heard of it though" she was like "it's not so bad the second time" I was like "second time ?!" |
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<gauze> having sex with a girl who weighs twice as much as a normal girl doesn't make it a 3some |
#309219 (33/53) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Kain_Dragoon> lol..... just ran google translate on a page full of names of hentai doujinshi
<@Kain_Dragoon> its funny shit
<@Kain_Dragoon> its so literal
<@Kain_Dragoon> Relocation of the capital hundred raw vagina
<@Kain_Dragoon> ROFL
<@Zinic> And this is why I don't do this |
#311181 (38/62) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Maali> hm, google scholar fucked up the autogenerated description of my phd thesis
<Maali> it basically shows broken random crap like A#$*UAD $FFVCVADFHSD *OIRWEIUNC and then 'by darwin himself'
<Maali> looks like darwin was summoning the kthulhu so i wont even bother changing the description, it's just perfect! |
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*** Penfold has quit IRC (Excess Flood)
*** Penfold (abullard@missing.linc.ox.ac.uk) has joined #keble
<Penfold> Excess flood my arse
<Ganesh> no thanks |
#1060 (227/413) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tokage> ha ha 'geek' weddings - "Do you, GandalfGreyhame, take cyndrekit to be your lawfully wedded wife in uptime and down, for low processing power and high, till someone unplugs the power cord |
#1134 (205/371) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<timmo> remember how i told you guys about that chick
<timmo> i was talking to in the record store
<McMoo> the imaginary one? |
#2778 (199/360) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<schwack> if there's one thing i hate its everything |
#3723 (189/341) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<FreshBrew> if i ever get arrested for something serious, 20/20 and Dateline are going to have a field day with my irc logs. |
#4174 (164/294) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<PapiChu1o> i only like DreamWeaver because it takes away the pain of staring at text
<S5474> I use a text based editor because it takes the pain away of pointing and clicking ;) |
#5543 (212/382) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<andy> moo spelled backwards is moo
<andy> no wait |
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