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#6354 (200/359) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<_Hawkeye_> I don't bareback
<_Hawkeye_> Fastest way to the grave
<Mthbeylt> I'm not sure, but I have a feeling this isn't about the relative merits of riding horses without a saddle. |
#6848 (225/405) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Iggz> i had a touching experience on the subway today
<Iggz> i sat beside a priest
<spoon> kinky
<Iggz> ...... |
#7422 (191/343) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<|VenoMtv|> my dad called me up to wish me a happy birthday
<|VenoMtv|> he said, happy 22 birthday, and i replied, dad, i'm 23
<|VenoMtv|> and he said, but i thought u started to drink last year
<|VenoMtv|> i said, no, i started in high school =x |
#10339 (171/305) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Gorilla> aye. they didnt have any Dogs Bollocks in sainsburys, so i took a customer comment's card, and expressed my disappointment with them not stocking Dog's Bollocks on their shelves.
<Gorilla> tey sent me back a letter saying that they do not stock chinese delicacies. i think they thought i meant the actual testicles. |
#876 (211/381) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* [obi-wan] is away, jedi meditation (sleep) [log:OFF] [page:OFF]
<blazemore> i wonder when n0m is gonna come down from his starwars trip
* [obi-wan] waves his hand in front of blazemore "i am not on a starwars trip" |
#4155 (212/383) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CorranFox> we didn't have sex though
<CorranFox> she took the route of saying "I might be a lesbian"
<CorranFox> I didn't drive her into it though
<mightyflo> you didnt drive it into her either |
#5701 (188/337) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ssptg> fuck i deleted msn again
<Straylight> good
<Straylight> did you get all of it? |
#6054 (178/319) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kingmob> someone broke into our apartment once
<kingmob> he didn't take anything
<kingmob> he left a ten dollar bill
<Guyver3> did he leave money?
<Guyver3> hahahaha
<kingmob> i am *so* not shitting
<kingmob> that ruined my whole week
<kingmob> plus, my dipshit roommate spent the ten bucks |
#7999 (223/403) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mewse> i got moderated as a troll on slashdot for defending the mummy returns |
#10732 (224/405) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Locke> Thats three nights in a row I've been awake and glanced at the clock and seen 3:14 and thought "Hahaha, it's Pi Time. Man Pi Time, how lame, I can't believe I thought that" |
#10994 (227/411) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hiryuu> When you pull the pin from Mr. Grenade, he is no longer your friend. |
#11577 (186/334) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dark_Lord411> hi
<Dark_Lord411> asl
<ShockSMX> no, dsl... you? |
#104003 (291/529) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Aoi-chan> everyone's first vi session. ^C^C^X^X^X^XquitqQ!qdammit[esc]qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;:xwhat |
#207123 (355/651) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<flyinsqrl> friend wants me to put 2.22 gigs of shit on a 2 gig flash drive
<Coratee> that should work
<Coratee> you just have to really want it |
#295456 (257/467) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Note: he was on AIM on his phone
dr4yn30: AAAAAAAAAAAHH
dr4yn30: I HAVE T9
dr4yn30: HATE*
dr4yn30: I WAS TELLING SOMEONE I LOVED THEIR APP
dr4yn30: FOR A GAME
dr4yn30: AND T9 MADE IT SAY ''I love your ass''
dr4yn30: FFFFFFFFFFFFF |
#296048 (178/320) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* SaxxonPike beats you to death with quantum theory... maybe |
#300892 (188/336) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<abiff> I don't like beer in cans
<abiff> That's why I drink it |
#301528 (64/106) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Z1LCH> hmm
<@Z1LCH> I got a custard headache
<+raz> do you mean cluster headache?
<@Z1LCH> no
<@Z1LCH> I ate custard
<@Z1LCH> and now I have a headache
<@Z1LCH> custard headache |
#301975 (61/105) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<GrooveDog> Unfortunately I have the programming knowledge of a walrus.
<GrooveDog> But I'll figure it out, thanks for the help. :)
<bburhans> I happen to have in my possession a very gifted walrus who speaks four natural languages and was computer literate at the age of two months... and walruses live a very long time :)
<GrooveDog> lol.
<GrooveDog> Either way, I have less knowledge of python than a python.
<bburhans> a shame, indeed. My python only knows Perl. But damn, he can do regular expressions nearly as well as the penguin...Comment: from #supybot on freenode
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#302246 (79/137) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fax> Yukio: did I tell you about my mutant power?
<Yukio> Fax: is it the ability to determine bra size with a single glance?
<Fax> where I can tell a woman's cup/bust size wi-...
<Fax> ...
<Fax> you take all the fun out of everything ever :C |
#307007 (56/94) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Neoinr> Bust a move
< Bucket> mo ve |
#34148 (227/411) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DarkSong> oh lovely
<DarkSong> Microsoft has decided to do a second version of XP, before releasing Longhorn
<DarkSong> and it's codename right now is "XP Reloaded"
<TempyWork> ...
<_bla_> and it features weird slowdown effects?
<TempyWork> hahComment: EsperNet #AnimeDVD
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#34774 (228/412) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<J3anyus> Dollar Losing Value Against The Quarter
<J3anyus> NEW YORKâAfter falling 6 percent in the past three weeks, the U.S. dollar hit a 208-year low against the U.S. quarter, which had been valued at exactly 0.25 dollars since its introduction in 1796. "The dollar continues to slide against most major currencies," Morgan Stanley analyst Richard Jemison said. "At the end of the day Tuesday, the quarter was trading at .267 yen, .203 euros, and US$0.28. But what we're really seeing here is not just a dollar weakened by a sluggish economy, but an exceptionally resilient quarter-dollar." Jemison was quick to point out that the dollar remains very strong against the nickel.
<Tik-Tok> wtf
<Tik-Tok> I didn't even realize you guys placed seperate values on your quarters and dollars
<Tik-Tok> I thought it was just measured in dollars |
#38305 (139/247) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Worthless (~Worthless@202.88.41.191) has joined #GeekIssues
* Worthless is now known as TheLoser
<@Rjx> can you feel the self-esteem |
#42441 (200/360) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
EvilAngel remembers, a long time ago, when his bf at the time answered the door knowing it was jehovah's witnesses. naked. and... wet. :)
<EvilAngel> I remember hearing *door creak* "yyaah?" "Oh MY! I'm... soo sorry!" "No, no dude, it's all right, we just came, come on it!" "UhhNO! We'll.... come back later!"
<EvilAngel> "..... You SURE? We have enough lube for everyone!!" |
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