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#49882 (215/381) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<utonium> * QUESTION * 302975 of 341350, worth 10 points: how many equal sides are there on a scalene triangle?
<utonium> Answer: ....
<mannyt> four
<utonium> Answer: .o..
<Missl337> four
<witchyp00> 4
<Missl337> none
<Missl337> duh |
#50174 (188/332) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Raynor> yo yo yo hows cornell
<Jolteon> cool, im actually not months behind in school work like last year
<Zoinky> that's because it hasn't been months since you started |
#50265 (217/387) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[WTF]ChemicalBurn> i have a pound of pepperoni sticks beside me... oh the wrath my bum will feel tomorrow
<MrGoodWrench^afk> he sticks them up his bum? :O |
#50391 (271/485) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
But a programmer learning programming from perl is like a chemisty student learning the definition of "exothermic" with dynamiteComment: Slashdot
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#51623 (228/406) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Skylos : dang its irritating when I get phone calls and they just hang up
Triggur: call them back with caller ID and then hang up!
Triggur: ever get a Heavy-Breathing call?
Triggur: I did once and I told him, "oh god, that is SO hot. can I jack off too?"
Triggur: turns out it was my mom winded from walking upstairs. |
#52087 (250/446) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@ALGORYTHM> got my road tax
<@ALGORYTHM> some sikh guy and his gf in the post office hate me now
<@ALGORYTHM> they started off, very long queue btw
<@ALGORYTHM> talking about the hair on his back :/
<@ALGORYTHM> bleh and i had to stand there and listen
<@ALGORYTHM> then they started talking about lost and wondering who dies in series two
<@ALGORYTHM> so i told them and they're like wtf
<+McFly> lol
<@ALGORYTHM> i said, i didn't want to know about the hair on your back and you didn't want to know about the spoiler
<@ALGORYTHM> so i think we're evenComment: still on season 1 in the uk
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#55078 (219/389) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
ppcCube: my daughter found a big pile of pennies the other day in some parking lot... "as she was picking them up, a passer by asked 'oh do you collect pennies?'" and my daughter blurts out "Pennies?! screw that, i collect money" |
#55584 (203/359) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
xeno: *note to self, driving makes distances seem very short, will use that knowledge next time before taking a 'short run' * |
#55899 (222/394) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<fLy> hahaha
<fLy> <fLy> dw ive been crying mysql to sleep over this for some time :p
<fLy> I just wrote mysql
<fLy> instead of mysql
<fLy> fuck
<fLy> myself
<fLy> this is getting sad |
#56372 (190/336) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BinGOs> heh anyways this is for an assignment ?
<xaez> yeh, for an assignment
<BinGOs> we used to have printer bins for output at uni. I used to just wait until other people printed their assignments out and got to the printer bins before them.
<BinGOs> work smarter not harder. |
#59559 (266/476) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@kingrayray> i just vacuum sealed 1lb of tobacco into a brick
<@kingrayray> hahahaha
<@kingrayray> i want to kill someone with it
<@kingrayray> and then be like TOBACCO KILLS |
#74366 (302/540) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
mistah_j: most fat people are like IT'S MY METABOLISM
mistah_j: it's like no shit it's your metabolism
mistah_j: it can't burn 8000 calories a day you fat fucksComment: #rohmacking on espernet
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#34107 (193/343) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[reeedobs] brb...got to go poop
[Snow] I think it's written into the original IRC RFC that IRC would be a convenient way for people in different geographic regions
to communicate and keep up to date on each others' bowel movements.
[Snow] Indeed!
[Snow] RFC1459:
[Snow] Abstract
[Snow] The IRC protocol was developed over the last 4 years since it was
[Snow] first implemented as a means for users on a BBS to chat amongst
[Snow] themselves and to keep each other informed on intestinal
[Snow] minutae. Now it supports a world-wide network of servers and
[Snow] clients, and is stringing to cope with growth. Over the past 2 years,
[Snow] the average number of users connected to the main IRC network has
[Snow] grown by a factor of 10.
[Snow] J. Oikarinen & D. Reed, May 1993.
[Snow] I shit you not.
[Snow] No pun intended. |
#34750 (195/345) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Theogony> e and his community service
<Theogony> he needs to be buying me lunch right now. i've gone 9.5 days without insulting him regarding a certain physical characteristic
<Theogony> i told him my idea of community service is to leave torrent files open after i've downloaded them
<KArmA-> hehehe
<KArmA-> you're a credit to the speciesComment: #couch on EFnet
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#34883 (249/445) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<aeonite> http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2004/04/20040409.html
<ICR> god. they'll let ANY moron have a blog |
#36088 (172/304) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@[myg0t]OldManPeterson) on a warez bot
(@[myg0t]OldManPeterson) they had full version of winrar
(@[myg0t]OldManPeterson) as winrar.rar
(&Axel) hahahahahaha
(@[myg0t]OldManPeterson) like wtf
(@mrWoot) lol
(@mrWoot) winrar.rar |
#36911 (143/251) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<euro-au> one of the vax's at work is on the filthiest (size wise) pair of ups's I've ever seen.
<euro-au> small microvax
<euro-au> runs some chem analysis and machine control software and isn't admined
<euro-au> scares me
<euro-au> they like pointing to the fact that it's not been rebooted since 1996, but also dislike being reminded that noone knows the sys passwd. |
#40976 (168/296) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@allio> What she expected was a photo from a customer service representative to make sure her camera phone was working. What she got was a series of close-ups his genitals.
<@allio> is it just me, or would that make a great movie tagline? |
#41012 (178/318) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ozzy> Mace?
<ozzy> Could you link me to a WMP10 d/l?
<Mace> Hi, I'm Google. I'm useful. |
#42127 (199/353) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< lysol> this one girl I'm friends with in irc left me this comment "his bad-boy reputation as a slashdot troll combined with incredible compassion towards cute fuzzy animals would probably set off some maternal urge to propagate his genes in me if i had such a thing but instead i just want to blow him until i cry semen" |
#47745 (231/413) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<GenericLoser> It's depressing when you realize the class you're writing has more friends than you do. |
#49080 (272/488) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mindule> they need to make a new game
<mindule> to occupy my time
<mindule> Make a game that'll /blow my mind/
<WolfLord> its called RUSSIAN ROULETTE |
#49657 (225/401) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[Mediator] And there is this gel shit
[Mediator] that says do not eat
[Mediator] in big red letters
[Mediator] I think it might be like reverse psycologyComment: He has just bought a new heatsink, and is exploring the packaging
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#49938 (230/410) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Hatter> tonight I: lost in poker, drank absinthe, scaled the wall of the peabody university, got into a street fight, got a black chick with implants to show us her breasts
<AlmtyBob> , lied about everything but losing in poker.Comment: #ramen
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#53783 (237/423) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<an0n|Geisha> I like Japan.
<an0n|Geisha> Fucking weirdos, the lot of them.
<Interitus> ...you're the one talking about make a suit out of human skin!
<an0n|Geisha> Human skin is no different from any other animal skin.
<Interitus> you dont see cheetahs running around with the skin of other cheetahs do you?
<an0n|Geisha> No, because Cheetah's lack a sense of irony.Comment: #nodewar - Sorcery
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