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#372 (227/403) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Eph> ahhhhhh tits , that`s thing I didn`t see for long now ...ahhhhhh
<honx> eph: how can you be on the internet and not see tits for a long time? |
#1228 (239/425) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<timmo> you know what i hate
<timmo> errors that wont go away
<Guilty> So you dislike children too |
#1678 (209/371) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SEoD> ooooh, my mac is gorgeous
<SEoD> it's so expensive and see-thru
<Xlord> sounds like some women I know |
#1942 (185/327) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kayma> shouldn't Cheney have died by now?
<Richard_D_James> Yes
<Kayma> My returning from the future must have changed more than I thought.... |
#2707 (180/317) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(driz) sometimes i bring my mom on irc
(crystalize) whats her nick?
(driz) i usually give her the nick Coupon_Master
(driz) because we're jewish, etc. |
#3539 (177/312) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<craig> i'm sorry, i should've remembered that many people are pedanic here
<Crappy> it's pedantic |
#4643 (213/378) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<KyleAFK> YESSSSSSSS; got it working
<Const> Your penis?
<KyleAFK> YESSSSSSS! |
#4698 (220/390) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CrazyClimber> top dangling modifier of the day:
<CrazyClimber> "A jet going 100 m.p.h. slammed into a deer, which ruptured a wing fuel tank and dumped 70 gallons of gas on the runway. "
<CrazyClimber> i knew about cows and methane, but...
<me_tew> Dammit, when are they going to REQUIRE that fuel tanks on deer be moved away from the wings. |
#5786 (183/323) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<OneiWilly> i hate games that are always go get the red key
<OneiWilly> open the red door then get the blue key
<delay> yea
<Auger> yeah, i mean, what the fuck
<delay> thats why i didnt play resident evil
<delay> it was horrible like that
<OneiWilly> yea but there were zombies
<delay> I was like "damn i'd hate to live here and have to go to the bathroom"
* delay runs down the hall, grabs the blue gem, opens door one, runs back to get SHIELD EMBLEM makes it to the bathroom door... wets himself
<Auger> no you pee inside the emblem and it opens up a secret passage |
#6692 (222/394) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* TT205 wants to build a SNOT-HIPPO!!!!
<TT205> *blink*
* TT205 wants to build a SNOW-HIPPO!!!! |
#8244 (232/410) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<`Trivia`> kq1.169. Swans are the only birds with?
<`Trivia`> 1st Hint: ******* Question Value : 4 Points
*** Joins: StupidFsh
<oregvphf> attitude
<JtHMx> Penises
<oregvphf> ;)
<`Trivia`> YES, JtHMx!!! got the answer -> Penises <- in 11.697 secs, and gets 4 Points
<`Trivia`> JtHMx has won 2 in a row!! Total Points this WEEK: 10 & this MONTH: 10
<JtHMx> what?!?!
<oregvphf> HAHAHA
<JtHMx> I WAS FUCKING JOKING
<JtHMx> TAKE THE POINTS OFF ME
* oregvphf falls over |
#9041 (259/462) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<phatmike> i want hard boiled eggs
<phatmike> why is that?
<Dayv> Your body is craving extra fat and protein.
<Dayv> Obviously, you are preparing for mitosis. |
#33518 (289/521) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Loz> I didn't invent the paradox, although it was my creation |
#34216 (209/371) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<slippy^> i am evi|
<mr-cow> what you done now?
<slippy^> well
<slippy^> i had a thought.
<slippy^> sat on my desk is a "clients" pc
<slippy^> would it be wrong of me to install something that screwed it every few months, thus insuring work?
* slippy^ installs win98 |
#35898 (178/314) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
daito+> it's bad
daito+> when a girl calls me
daito+> and i don't pick it up
daito+> cause i don't feel like having sex today
Sephiroso> is she ugly
white_0men> nah
daito+> no she is hot.
white_0men> wtf
daito+> and i've slept with her
white_0men> don't feel like having sex
daito+> i just don't feel like doing much
daito+> there is this discovery channel show on the bermuda triangle on at 9
daito+> and i wanna drink coffee and watch that |
#36265 (143/249) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tobaki> haha, my mom was listening to the new lenny kravitz album and she was like "wow, lenny sure sounds angry"
<tobaki> then he started getting violent and my mom was like "oh my god!"
<tobaki> then she took the cd out of the player and saw that it was my brothers "distUrbed" album
<tobaki> the sad part is it took her 8 songs to realize something was wrong |
#37081 (168/296) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sebbe> When I was 19 I somehow wound up dating a 23-year-old (which was awesome at the time). She had a one-year-old daughter, but the fact that I was nailing an older woman 4 or 5 times a week overshadowed any problems I had with dating someone with a kid.
<Sebbe> One night we were going at it pretty heavy when her daughter discovered how to get over the baby gate. We never heard her sneak down the hall and into the bedroom. We also never heard her go into her mothers nightstand and pull out an 8 inch red rubber dildo. I look over and see this girl standing there with smile on her face and the dildo raised high over her head. Realizing what was about to happen I started to say something, but it was too late...
<Sebbe> *THWACK*
<Sebbe> She brought it down hard on my face, me barely comprehending what the hell was going on. I managed to get it away from her and her mother took her back to her room, but the mood was long dead. The relationship didn't last too long after that |
#37406 (133/231) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<GroZZleR> Going to play Generals...
<nox`afk> generals..
<nox`afk> ppfft.
<GameArena> It's not the computer game. He literally goes out in his backyard at night and pretends to be at war. |
#39994 (169/297) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<frosty-theaussie> i just brushed the dust off my desk now its floating towards in me in a big cloud
<frosty-theaussie> i think it might be sentient |
#41108 (195/345) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<WeirdHat> so I went to the LOTR thing at the museum of science
<WeirdHat> when we were in the line to get in
<WeirdHat> there was a guy at the front with a microphone to tell us all the rules, no cameras allowed and things like that, blah blah blah
<WeirdHat> when he started, the volume on the microphone was set too loud
<WeirdHat> so he joked "THIS IS GOD" and then fixed the volume and went on with the telling us stuff
<WeirdHat> and when he was done
<WeirdHat> a little girl behind me said
<WeirdHat> "was that REALLY god?" |
#41154 (197/349) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BoomBaBa> Meanie, sorry but I am not a fat 16 year old whose diet consists of pizza and hot pockets
<BluMeanie> I hate pizza
<BluMeanie> and we don't have hot pockets in canada
<mkart64> BluMeanie: why didn't you deny the fat part first
<BluMeanie> mkart, cause the food caught my attention |
#43102 (153/267) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* SPELLBOUND (_SPELLBOUN@62.215.46.114) has joined #q8metal
<SPELLBOUND> hey all
<sEcretz> SHUTUP! IM SICK AND TIRED OF EVERYBODY SAYING "HEY ALL" WHEN THEY JOIN A CHANNEL...... THE PROPER TERM SHOULD BE "HELLO!!!!"
<Doe> Shut up should be two words. Your point?
<sEcretz> .... |
#43250 (135/235) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<adrian> "Somewhat to my amazement, I discovered that every time the computer booted up, a half dozen or so program groups opened up on the desktop, and all sorts of programs were spilling their menu contents onto the screen. After some poking around, I discovered that he had installed everything -- everything -- into his StartUp folder." |
#45937 (120/208) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+optix> oh shit.
<+optix> the boss's boss's boss just walked in.
<+optix> heh.
<+optix> that was slick.
<+optix> good thing i minimised snes9x
<+abortion> what are you 'supposed' to be doing?
<+optix> i'm not sure.
<+optix> heh.
<+optix> but not getting my harvest moon character laid. |
#47468 (226/404) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CAPS-LOCK> I think I'll list a windowframe on ebay as an "Amish Webcam"Comment: #wikipedia@freenode
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