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#306334 (141/245) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Chaos341> oh my god
<Chaos341> In the 3DS remake of Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater
<Chaos341> You are able to use the 3DS's built in camera to take a picture and make that picture into camouflage pattern
<Chaos341> So many dick patterns will be made |
#307222 (101/173) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<pawz> the other day.. when i turned up in town to service this client? i actually turned up in the middle of hte night and i couldnt check into my hotel until morning. so before i left i dropped 5 tabs of lsd, and by the time i arrived i was absolutely tripping balls
<pawz> i went into the park and stacked all my bags up and put a stuffed pikachu on the top and sat there chatting on irc for a few hours
<pawz> then i walked to my old university, and wandered around seeing if my old keycard would give me access to anything
<pawz> and gave people really bizarre answers when people asked me who i was and what i was doing there
<pawz> "why are you sitting outisde the refectory with a laptop and tablet and a pickahu plushie ?" "pikachu and i are auditing your network"Comment: #68kMLA on chat.freenode.net
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#308489 (45/85) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<acenasir> asl angel?
<Tech_Angel> Dude, did you really just use asl?
<IT_Sean> He did.
<IT_Sean> HE MUST BE PUNISHED!
* IT_Sean gets the bullwhip, the mustard, and the geckos
<Tech_Angel> the geckos? you really are serious
<IT_Sean> Yup.
* Tech_Angel leaves Sean to play with acenasir while she gets lunch
* IT_Sean gives acenasir a 10 second head start
<adamaze> run boyComment: #spiceworks / freenode
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#33836 (207/365) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<eslice_> does anyone know anything about tiles
<eslice_> i'm trying to reapply the grout
<jonathans> they're cold
<jonathans> and when i put my balls on them, they're really cold.
<eslice_> thanks! that's all i needed
<jonathans> try putting the grout on your balls. i dont know.
<eslice_> fuck this |
#37683 (145/253) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ZiPPy> thats like type /quit then a persons name after it eg. /quit Snookle and it will quit that person.
<ZiPPy> go on try it.
<wabz> i think it works better with /ban
<wabz> let me try
* wabz sets mode: +b ZiPPy!*ZiPPy@vw8185.optusnet.com.auComment: game set match: wabz
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#49794 (227/405) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[Mediator] FUCK FUCK FUCK
[Mediator] Ok so there was this gel pack with my heatsink
[Mediator] And it says all over it "Do not eat"
[Mediator] So its been lying on my desk for like 4 days
[Mediator] So I stabbed it with a screw driver today out of bordom
[Mediator] and some little balls came out
[Mediator] And they were clear
[Mediator] and I was liek "neat"
[Tangerz] :\
[Mediator] So out of curiousity I licked one
[Mediator] And now my tongue is melting offComment: Aftermath of a previous quote. #runeweb on irc.anoxs.net
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#50239 (237/423) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Shinji> Man, if I had more money and less dignity, I'd go to an animecon with a fake tentacle up my ass. Just for the looks. |
#52787 (150/262) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Musket> is there an echo in here?
<ManOfStuff> an echo in here?
<FessyBugger> in here?
<Kajifox> here? |
#53486 (223/395) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*** lowenergy is now known as emojesus
<emojesus> watch me turn water into whine |
#54387 (291/523) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Thero> WHAT THE FUCK
<Thero> i just got yelled at for eating ham
<Thero> WHY ARE MY PARENTS PISSED ABOUT ME EATING HAM
<Thero> i didn't eat the ham to begin with
<Neon-azi> did you eat it on a plane?
<Thero> no?
<Neon-azi> did you eat it on a train?
<Thero> ....
<|silicon> did you eat it on a bar?
<wind> did you eat it in a car?
<hydro> did you eat it in a box?
<hydro> OR WITH A FOX? |
#60271 (249/443) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Ted> Ooh ooh! My cache has my credit card number it. Now I don't have to pull out my wallet. Thank you, Internet
<RayTracer> Now is that a bug or a feature?
<Ted> There's no privacy on the net anyway, so it defaults to a feature |
#60728 (273/487) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(+Oleander) sometimes I go into gay bars just to turn men down
(+Oleander) to boost my self esteem |
#63373 (214/378) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Swishy> i knew this one cat
<@Swishy> that would always sit with his crotch against the radiator
<@Swishy> turns out
<@Swishy> they didn't need to neuter him |
#14886 (220/389) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<karhu> hey, I want to analyse my mail logs with a shell script.
<Slayer99> Okay, you have our permission to do so. |
#15457 (273/485) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<na-dragon> Who would win in a fight? A Z-Fighter from dragon ball z, or a jedi master?
<jonblake> Well, thats a good question, there are alot of things that need to be factored in
<jonblake> Z fighters can fly, shoot big balls of energy, go really fast, and releport etc
<na-dragon> Yes but a jedi master can see all of that happen before he does it, and he has a light saber..
<jonblake> I guess this is one of those things in life we will never really know
<Vyse> GOD DAMNIT, Has either one of you ever even SEEN what a pussy looks like? |
#16231 (190/334) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(StanLee) I'm tired of working today.
(neruaL) me too
(neruaL) actually not really
(neruaL) because i haven't spoken to any customers yet
(neruaL) and the one time my phone rang it was a dial tone
(neruaL) dial tone > stupid customer |
#20688 (205/362) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<markogogo> Do you Americans know what a "Bubba" is?
<ptachka> yes, we elected one |
#21542 (201/355) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<froggie> is 7stray4,duCks" a good password?
<gregh> no, because you just pasted it in #distributed |
#25176 (163/285) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+Normandy> How poor is this.
<+Normandy> that exercise bike I've been lookin forward to start building my leg muscles for the summer finally arrived today
<+Normandy> yet I'm carryin it upstairs and twat it against my knee, and now my uncle who is a doctor says i cant exert any pressure on it for 2 bloody months |
#27366 (187/329) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Tarod> I feel sorry for guys that work in real fudge packing plants. |
#29223 (225/401) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<zim> I can't look at the words "Windows XP" and not think that Microsoft are sticking their tongue out at us |
#29668 (259/461) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Bob> Clive got upset the other day when Marketing emailed him a PDF of a TIFF of a Fax of a printout of a world-accessable web page.Comment: Transcribed from a talker conversation
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#29810 (230/408) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Zap> back from raev lol.
<Protected> raev?
<Gray|ogl> raev = a codename for gaybar, only gaypeople know about it
<Gray|ogl> doh. |
#30416 (189/333) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<pyxl> my schedule says I'm taking physics this year
<matterless> Good, it builds character.
<pyxl> your sympathy is overwhelming |
#30645 (203/361) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* +Yardbomb tries to make his cat swear fealty.
<+Yardbomb> my arm is bleeding :( |
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