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#15839 (163/284) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Actaeon> Stupid three-dimensional universe.
<Violetnite> Better than a two dimensional universe.
<Actaeon> Well, depends on the dimensions.
<Actaeon> And really, it is a good/bad thing.
<Violetnite> What is the good and bad.
<Violetnite> Just curious.
<Actaeon> The three-dimensionality makes it so that I am seperated from people I meet on here by actualy traversable space. On the other hand, three dimensions are necessary for tits. So, guess I just have to deal. |
#16504 (211/371) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Clitlover> I am not into that.
<Clitlover> How about roleplay?
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> ok
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> i'll be the dungeon master |
#20164 (283/502) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<KJ> I was in a shop in Britain, when an American tourist in front of me tried to pay for something in US dollars. The shop keeper politely told her that this was Britain, and you can't use U.S. dollars here. The lady replied... "But I had no problems in other third world countries" |
#22727 (225/397) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Powerslave> haha love this ticket pushed to me from our help desk: "modem making squeeking sound when connecting, needs replaced" |
#28540 (223/393) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Ash> Hatter is a fountain of wit. I'm a master of emoticons. scar_ is Norwegian, blazemore has a cool laptop. Each of us was born with a superpower, and together we are unstoppable. |
#28693 (229/405) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<kisama2> what's up with friendster
<kisama2> why am i getting messages
<kisama2> i thought my profile clearly states that i hate people |
#29061 (186/326) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Dilandou> more than you'd like to know happens on wednesdays
<Vorex> such as?
<Vorex> :P
* netnomad (netnomad@WyldRyde-3A3619AF.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #lockergnome
<Dilandou> i wear eye liner and nail paint
<Dilandou> and i'm known as dilandria
* netnomad is so happy his log was open to capture that. |
#29470 (223/393) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@jwz> "i like that unix has zombie processes... it would be even better if there were also ninja processes... or maybe some ultimate pirate ninja zombie helper monkey... then it would be the best operating system EVER." |
#29718 (263/467) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<bobbya> anal sex is for assholes |
#29806 (258/460) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Kevlor> I finally found out where ugly people come from.
<Jaayy> Where?
<Kevlor> Ugly babies.
<Jaayy> And where do Ugly babies come from?
<Kevlor> Ugly people.
<Jaayy> You realize you're a dumbass right? |
#30468 (230/406) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<phr0work> redhat really fucked you in the ass
<`KArmA> not yet it hasn't, but its definitely giving me a bit of a rimjob and whispering it suggestively |
#31593 (275/489) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<nomad> I know my friend's password!
<djoanes> what is it?
<nomad> ****** |
#1805 (223/394) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(treaz0n4) msn sent me a 4 page report on how to report spammers |
#2501 (225/396) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<FuseGirl> life is like a toilet roll, when it's near the end, you panic |
#2708 (197/346) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(ashke) id like to take someone from the 1950s
(ashke) like some 15 year old kid
(ashke) and show him the internet
(ashke) "GOLLY GEE LOOK AT THAT DONKEY HAVE SEX WITH THAT LADY" |
#3065 (274/487) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<putnam> i got a speech from my latin teacher about how in europe its commonplace for men to cry
<putnam> and crying is so special
<putnam> i asked her if she wanted me to cry for her and she said no, stop being a pussy this is america |
#4478 (180/315) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tatsumi> There's a difference between being grumpy and hating every little fucker in existence. |
#4743 (197/345) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Object> well if a girl can speak of how different men taste and how it relates to their physic I'd say she's pretty much a slut |
#5420 (228/403) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Psifire> I got out of the shower and put my universal studios shirt on.
<Psifire> And something occured to me.
<Vykuzich> pants? |
#6200 (193/339) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<barkode:#916> playing tribes for last 5 hours
<Pesto:#916> wow, you're still at work?
<barkode:#916> yeah. |
#7244 (167/290) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Grum_Trivia> shithead1 has won 50 in a row!! Total Points this WEEK: 22347 & this MONTH: 34899
<Shithead1> I am fucking tired of trivia
<Grumman> imagine that |
#7604 (235/415) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<CellY> so yesterday the gay mailman who wears daisy dukes says to me
<CellY> "You get alot of packages, you must have discoverd ebay"
<CellY> I say no I discoverd state wide drug distribution rings
<pagan> LOL
<CellY> he just siad have a nice day |
#8300 (240/425) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<kat-moffobsessing> why do dongs always gain length when played live?
<kat-moffobsessing> SONGS! |
#9205 (216/381) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<[empathy]> i found out the other day that i was in the local newspaper
<[empathy]> under a title along the lines of 'new station security cameras paying off |
#9418 (233/411) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(@Sin-away): have to ask Night about Trigger^
(@Sin-away): he doesn't talk
(@Archon`): how come he doesnt say anything?
(@fragge): dunno he's never told me |
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