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#286 (384/675) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Infe> what happens if you try to recharge an alkaline battery
<HomerJ> blows up
<Andrigaar> Don't they explode?
<Andrigaar> I wonder if it's violent or just some leaking battery acid.
<Infe> i think it's all a scam to get you to pay more for 'rechargeables' and ---
<Infe> AHHHHHHHHHHH MY FACE
<Infe> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
#751 (285/498) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[reidman ) why is there an ad for Windows Media Player on the Apple Quicktime site??
[|Dan| ) god only knows why
[|Dan| ) and he's laughing |
#1619 (226/392) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Seros> fuck
<Seros> we were at 7-11
<Seros> And amanda is wearing this shirt that says "wtf?"
<Seros> The indian guy that works there said "What is the meaning of this.. wtf?"
<Amanda> I told him that it's a non-profit organization. >:O |
#2095 (197/340) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JDigital> We need our own Dance 4.14 bot.
<JDigital> *Dancer
<MrSede> A dance bot..?
<MrSede> Do a random Kirby dance every few minutes?
<MrSede> ..while telling the weather
<Brentai> <(^_^<) (>^_^)> It's fucking hot!
<MrSede> Forecast for today will be cloudy [*bust a move*] with a slight chance of [*booty shakin*] rain
<MrSede> If the weatherman were more like that I'd watch the News more often |
#3483 (200/346) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Darksyde> dood you make texas look like a big dildo
<blazemore> i'd rather be a big dildo than a small dildo
<blazemore> especially the kind the secretes fake jizz that tastes like oranges
<Geek-> lol
<Geek-> how would you know about that shit?
* blazemore is away |
#3858 (239/415) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TURBOMEAT> my car caught fire.
<TURBOMEAT> I tried to flick a cigarette out the window
<TURBOMEAT> and it was only like 1/4 down
<TURBOMEAT> so it bounced off the window and went under the seat
<TURBOMEAT> 2 streets later there was smoke billowing out from under me
<TURBOMEAT> it landed on some paper
<TURBOMEAT> then started to burn the material under the seat
<TURBOMEAT> I wish someone had TOLD me smoking could be hazardous |
#5500 (222/383) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hahn> Zara, have you ever killed anyone with a crowbar during a soccer riot?
<Zaratustra> Didn't have the chance.
<Hahn> That sounds like an excuse to me. |
#8431 (191/329) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DjShoryu> one time my friend got so drunk he thought legos were candy
<buttonsDIE> you mean like he ate them?
<DjShoryu> no, hes an artist
<DjShoryu> he built an apple , then ate it |
#8620 (237/411) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cyride> the other day i was in the mall with my wife and we pass by a pictuer of two girls that are in the playboy bunny
suits and my wife says i bet you wished i look like that... what is someone supposed to say to that? is "duh" the
proper response to that? |
#11481 (267/465) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cave> what does stfu mean??
<nso> shut the fuck up
<cave> sor-ry.. it was a simple question.. no reason to get so mad.. |
#11504 (285/497) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kurt> Who would win in a fight, Batman or Jesus?
<jre> Batman
<egg> Batman
<jre> Does Jesus have a Christ-mobile or a utility belt? NO. |
#111830 (282/490) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tuxick> what annoys me a lot is idiot media crying "oil price up!! 80 dollars now!" instead of "dollar down! 1/80th barrel now!" |
#146569 (271/471) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JSPX9> Whats the unit of measurement for energy in general?
<Totaliz> watt
<JSPX9> If you don't know then just don't fucking say anything, don't say fucking "wat" you douche
<Totaliz> no fuckbag its a "watt"
<JSPX9> Oh...sorry |
#200837 (185/319) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pappy-R> To those that asked about it yesterday, I just got my call from my doctor and I passed my last round of tests. I am GOOD TO FLY!
<TaisiN> so the feather grafts took hold? |
#235252 (204/352) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@`Ace> grrrr, flippin linux aint suposed to crash :(
<@LexMortis> Myth.... BUSTED! |
#246949 (170/292) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Canadian BLT: sorry, I just turned on my comp then went upstairs for a while
Duff: pfft
Duff: My computer is on 24/7
Canadian BLT: i need to turn mine off every once in a while, i feel that it runs a lot better if i turn it off, let it rest then turn it on again
Duff: you realize it's not a bunch of slave gnomes inside running everything right? |
#277257 (410/724) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JSensebe> We've gone from Jesus to cockbacon in under half an hour. Good work, people. |
#281910 (327/573) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Gregabyte_> huh... apparently the mayor of Birmingham has been arrested for corruption
<Gregabyte_> and the city is on the edge of bankruptcy
* brimstone turns on the bat sign
<I-MOD> nice....
<MrWorld> Yeah, Alabama Batman is great. The Bat-truck really hauls ass
<Gregabyte_> his arch nemeses include the Possum, Literacy Man, and the Dentist
<MrWorld> And don't forget Alabama Joker
<MrWorld> he may be just a pig in a bunch of clown makeup, but he's still a formidable opponnent |
#295368 (379/667) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<anon1> You come across a girl in the forest, both her legs are broken and she says that she has just been raped, What do you do??
<brotha> unzip and get ready for round 2?
<Henaby> Check my compass, i MUST be walking in circles. |
#298198 (138/234) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+pichu> 0C = freezing, 100C = boiling
<Hideki-kun> kelvin = C + 273.15
<%^> 0 degrees Celsius = 32 degrees Fahrenheit
<div> i look at all the ppl talking about temperature
<div> and all i see is K F C
<div> <_<
<div> and then i got hungry |
#300291 (247/429) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fox> I disrupted a town hall meeting today with a simple question, the one I was looking for last night.
<Fox> Totaly threw all the old fearmongers off track
<Kein> lolwut?
<Fox> yeah, I tried going to a town hall meeting, which takes place at sea world here every couple weeks or so...and I seemed to be the only one trying to argue and promote facts instead of fearmongering bs
<Fox> it was mostly old people and rich looking guys in suits
<Fox> so this time when I went in and they refused to listen, I asked a question, sounding as serious as possible
<Fox> the question? "has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
<G-Flex> hahahaha did you seriously say that
<Fox> I had to write it down to remember it right, but...it sounds like a legit question |
#305511 (121/205) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<thelilnevshow> DAAMMN RIGHT PROUD TO BE CANADIAN! im so canadian even my blood cells are red and white ! |
#307664 (35/55) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Crescens2k> well, there are some h-manga artists who think you can fit arms, legs and penises the size of your arm in there without any problem, so why not a horses head |
#308772 (137/233) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TheDancingLobster> yeah
<TheDancingLobster> i tend not to read code anyway
<TheDancingLobster> i just glare at it |
#35688 (296/518) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Toxic_Bunny> Funnies thing in my life: Saw a chick at lan, with a bigger porn collection than all my friends combined |
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