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< wushin> Well then you should also know that's considered a stereotype.
< o11c> You know what they say about stereotypes.
< gumi> What do they say?
< o11c> They're twice as big as monotypes. |
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<DireWolf> My life'd be a whole lot cooler if Vikings invaded every once in a while. |
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(@HS): yes, i was around a very powerfull political figure, and all i could think about was banging his daughter |
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<bix> it was like the flintstones
<mltj> but without the cars.
<mltj> or dinosaurs.
<mltj> or flintstones.
<bix> exactly. |
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<Slime> Whenever hot chicks come up to me I always end up, like, vomitting everywhere and somehow my pants fall down, and then someone has a black eye, and everything goes wrong |
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<DarkMyst> Where do Babies come from? The woman or the man????
<OlEnglish> the stork
<OlEnglish> but who fucks the stork?
<DarkMyst> good question |
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Larry: I'm to go eat. People get hungry sometimes.
Juan: I hope you put clothes on b4 you went
<30 mins later>
Larry: fuck
Larry: that's why they were looking at me funny |
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<Fembot> smoking is how hardcore procrastonators commit suicide |
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<Ganja> weed is good
<xooz98> that opinion sounds strangely biased |
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<DarkSmile> I have no soul, either
<DarkSmile> I gave mine to a girl
<DarkSmile> She was like: "And?"
<DarkSmile> Bitch. |
#31141 (177/303) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<IceWizard> time to call aol!
<IceWizard> cuz eye yam bored and their reps are fun to talk to
<J3anyus> IceWizard: hawhaw
<IceWizard> im serious!
<IceWizard> call them and say you heard about aol and want to sign up but dont know where to find a disc
<IceWizard> tell them they should make them easier to find |
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<Trigun_> I hate Anger mangement class
<Recon> heh
<Recon> i can tell its really working :| |
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<puppet> a woman can fake an orgasm, but it takes a man to fake an entire relationship |
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<semi> ThePikmin: oh yeah? well i can increase my penis size up to 3 full inches!
<ThePikmin> my penis size is already 3 full inches |
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<myst> so what about you? anything interesting?
<Joshua> i'm writting a book and i just left a naked lady in her bed seconds before her roommates came home.
<Joshua> it was like *pulls on pants* *roommates walk in*
<myst> what's your book about?
<Joshua> lol!
<Joshua> yup, you're a chick
<myst> lol
<myst> rofl |
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<myst> yeah i suck at snowboarding too
<myst> skiing easier
<Joshua> yeah, i broke my arm and then my dad walked up to my twisted wreck of a body and told me i was faking it.
<Joshua> he wouldn't even take me to the doctor's until my mom came home and yelled at him.
<myst> lol! ah parents |
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<reuben> you're like people with bumper stickers.
<reuben> telling the same lines over and over and over again.
<reuben> anything witty is only witty once
<reuben> hey
<reuben> that would be a good bumper sticker |
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<The_Roach> I hear you're pissed.
<A|exander> who told you that
<The_Roach> Anton said you went to the pub.
<A|exander> does it necessarily follow that i'm pissed?
<The_Roach> ...
<The_Roach> Well, yes.
<A|exander> well, it turns out you;'re right
<A|exander> but don't be so presumptious in future |
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<Skream> Anyone got an IDE controller I can borrow?
<Skream> Mine just caught fire. |
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<newkid99> Whats everyone reading today
<Wed> The screen |
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<Halcr0> If I had a knife, I'd shoot you |
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<Pryk> I am so fucking h0nry today, I don't know what's wrong with me. It's like someone is licking the crotch of my voodoo doll. |
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<d4d5d6>anyone interested in beta testing a virus that i just compiled?
<|89|> hell yeah
I Have Finished Sending File virus01.exe to |89|
<d4d5d6> open it
|89| has quit IRC (quit: computer - dead)
<d4d5d6> haha what a tool |
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* Basil|ArFr was promised a BJ from a member of the opposite sex if he gets a C in Literature.
<Fozzie> I've heard of parents giving gifts for good grades, but this is ridiculous! |
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<Mae|str0m> fuckensonofabitchdamnitalltohellfuckmedeadbastardofaprick.
<Mae|str0m> I just dropped a weight on my foot.
<Mae|str0m> FUCK.
<Mae|str0m> they should make those things lighter. |
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