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#18682 (231/402) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<TiGryphon> EvilJoven: This was taken into account when he was buried, and in fact, Darwin spins almost constantly in his grave.
<TiGryphon> THey hooked him to a generator, he powers manhattan |
#19871 (220/383) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Swamp> neep is the superior race
<Neep|workable> a race of one
<Neep|workable> until I breed
<Neep|workable> MWHAAHHAA
<[werk]chin> thank god thats unlikely
<Swamp> hahahaha
<[werk]chin> natures own built in failsafe |
#20071 (215/373) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* Doughboy ponders
* Beryllium contemplates
* Doughboy slips Beryllium a penny
* Beryllium makes a template of the coin
* Doughboy turns Beryllium in for counterfiting
<Beryllium> I just wanted to open-source it! Money was meant to be free! |
#20130 (171/295) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<juditness> I RECEIVED MY PROFICIENCY CERTIFICATE =D
<Goatasaur> i'm going to get my procrastination certificate one of these days |
#20513 (248/433) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(`dM`): I took a girl on a date to a lan party.. she seemed throughly bored
(DaMuppet): lol
(doggie^): hahaha
(DaMuppet): omfg dM
(DaMuppet): you;re joking
(DaMuppet): pls tell me u r
(`dM`): no. = I'm not joking. it was an impromptu lan party. and then the guys started trading porn
(`dM`): it was downhill from there |
#20795 (208/362) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<arm> it says i have 3 ircs running when i can only see 2
<arm> when i go to task manager
<arm> now wich one is it... hmm
* arm (mattchoo86@h68-144-169-29.cg.shawcable.net) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) |
#23809 (239/417) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Linds> So how old are you pple
<sh-> i'm 52
<Linkadmin> I'm 12
<Linkadmin> (soon)
<sh-> and we're in love and there's nothing wrong with it |
#25659 (235/409) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tito> my boss has the lisp thing going on
<tito> but nobody is sure if he's gay or not :|
<hardlined> lithps are cool.
<hardlined> they thound thuper.
<DaggerIRC> grab his ass, ull figure it out by his facial reaction
<DaggerIRC> or erectile..
<hardlined> Mental note, learn from Dagger's mistakes. |
#27265 (202/350) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(@Mc-Taz) anyone know this IP? 206.204.10.200
(@Mc-Taz) i should hack the hacker trying to hack me
(+Tempus) omg dude, your a dumbass taz
(+Tempus) * Resolved 206.204.10.200 to security.symantec.com |
#29930 (232/404) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<PigsCantFly> whats the most you've wanked in one day?
<SteamedHams> 5 guys |
#30978 (260/454) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Kaelic> What would you buy for a woman?
<Raven> hmm?
<Raven> Me? For a woman?
<Raven> well
<Raven> I can come up with two possible answers cause I am clueless in the subject... either something common like flowers, or, well, new netcard or 512 Mb memory stick :>
<Kaelic> I doubt she would be too thrilled to get a new 512mb mem stick, "just to say I love you" :p
<OWK> "I love you so much 512mb could not hold the words..." |
#32398 (192/332) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<reuben> `when you buy 55v capacitors out of the 55v capacitor bin
<reuben> always check to make sure they are all 55v capacitors
<reuben> you know, just in case you go to charge them all up and one is 15v and BLOWS THE FUCK UP
<reuben> and stinks your whole fucking room upComment: efnet/#lost via quotes.fuck.org
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#129207 (331/581) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<miska> does anyone know how to change sex in WoW?
<SaxxonPike> When you play WoW, sex won't ever change |
#292618 (505/897) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* CHOzen1 has joined #wow
<CHOzen1> i’m systematically stuffing grapenuts cereal into the head of my erect penis. i’m going to attempt to jack off, have my load mix with the grapenuts, and shoot a granola bar out when i cum
* CHOzen1 has left #wow
<+Sohcahtoa> What the FUCK!? |
#296747 (304/534) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<rewt3d> somewhere there's a company out there that has actually worked out how to enlarge penises, but they're powerless to reach their potential customers |
#300780 (229/399) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
gAmmA: Olivia Munn is single
gAmmA: I'm going to California
Axoren: No you're not.
Axoren: You're gonna google her and jack off. |
#304840 (46/74) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Flickerdart> I went to an art show that my friend had a thing at
<Flickerdart> And there was a shark made of d10s
<Flickerdart> Which was like, fuck yeah
<Fax> that's awesome
<lolfighter> Why d10s!
<lolfighter> Why not pick a platonic solid!
<Flickerdart> Maybe they tessellate better than d20s?
<lolfighter> Maybe.
<lolfighter> And maybe d6s are too mundane.
<Fax> because platonic shapes
<Fax> !shades
<Fax> are for squares
<Rhona_d`Cannith> YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! |
#2680 (207/358) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
~ frOsty- giggles.. in a manly, tesrosterone-filled sort of way. |
#2767 (1692/3070) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*** civicsi was kicked by Raegen (KK: go away jason)
civicsi is jason@adsl-208-188-253-138.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net * Jason Preston
civicsi on #cars
civicsi using irc2.lightning.net Toca's Miracle
civicsi End of /WHOIS list.
*** civicsi (jason@adsl-208-188-253-138.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #cars
<civicsi> uhhh
<civicsi> HOW DID YOU GET MY NAME?
<Tokae> we are l33t
<Darn> haha he hacked you
<KK> shutup jason
<civicsi> how did you do that?
<Tokae> you will be fuct over jason if you act out of line.
<KK> Mr Preston
<civicsi> I hope you know that I have logs of all hacking attempts
<civicsi> and I WILL forward them to the DOJ |
#3554 (177/305) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Dark_un> is there an actual term for banks lending out money?
<@bytraper> loan
<@Dark_un> i was thinking of the process
<@incorrect> scam |
#5757 (199/344) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<bytraper> sheesh... I crashed the last company car I had :/
<bytraper> I pulled the sun visor down and a spider with 15 legs dropped from it
<girlie-> 15 legs.. lol
<Dark_un> thats almost 2 spiders |
#6627 (171/295) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<CecilPL> I have a life, I just don't do anything in it |
#8832 (205/355) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
mike > What do they send you if you send those penis enlargement companies some money?
mike > "No pill, no pumps. Simple exercises you can do at home.". I have a feeling I am probably already doing whatever it is. |
#9336 (289/506) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Undertow-TOoL> You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is |
#9587 (224/390) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Lloyddy> Can anyone tell me what sex feels like? My friend wants to know |
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