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#20642 (-1/256) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* held (~chief@dhcp-17-034.via-eth.ch) Quit (Quit: there is no spoon!)
<[Piratez]> no spoon, no soup for u! |
#20709 (-1/321) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@I_Need_Therapy> it would be cool if in the future the world will be like in startrek
<@_super_> star trek enterprise and charmin toilet paper
<@_super_> both on a mission to search and wipe out klingons |
#20837 (-1/394) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<garrett> i need to get off in bed
<garrett> well, maybe even get off to bee
<garrett> err
<garrett> bed |
#21195 (-1/255) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[Perdition] I'm trying to host on my microwave, what distro should I use?
[Perdition] so, when I cook, will linux host faster? |
#21231 (-1/213) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Giga> I hope my sister leaves. Then I can masturbate.
<Moe> why cant you do it while she is there?
<Giga> Because she's eight and she'll probably piss me off while I'm petting my willy.
<Moe> lol
<Moe> lock your door ;p
<Giga> ...Genius.
<Giga> She's leaving. I think I'll just drink soda and read bash.org instead. |
#21355 (-1/239) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<MoonKitty> wb dummy
<MoonKitty> lol
<DS> well hi assbag
<MoonKitty> how ya doing dickface?
<DS> splendid you frozen douche
<MoonKitty> that's great you fat hyena's ass
<DS> mmmm...fat hyena ass |
#21519 (-1/237) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Tech_Yoshi> Your inner child would randomly say "I have boobs"? |
#21560 (-1/285) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<mogli_the_freak_> k
<mogli_the_freak_> I know you ppl must get this all the time...
<mogli_the_freak_> But, to start things off, I am not a lamer, or lazy and yes, I've done the work.
<mogli_the_freak_> But..
<mogli_the_freak_> I'm looking for an exploit for IRC.
<mogli_the_freak_> Can anyone here direct me to some info or anything? |
#21568 (-1/255) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Hypno^Zzz> "When I put my cock inside a woman, the matrix tells me.. it's moist.. warm.. mm.. ignorance is a bliss." |
#21740 (-1/199) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* Road^K|ll is away: gettin up
<LoneNightCrawler> lol
<Road^K|ll> omg i never realised that is dodgey |
#21885 (-1/215) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<LaXyOW3> You must be a veteran in this channel to get +v :P
* [K-LAN]PaNiC sets mode: -v LaXyOW3 |
#22032 (-1/253) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<gods_gift562003> hey umaro you no wear i can get sub7
<qnxrtos_system> sub7 is a new low fat sandwich at subway.. just ask jared |
#22079 (0/268) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Nuts> You wouldnt kick the nuts, would you?
* Nuts were kicked by Dragon_Tear (I'm used to kick them.) |
#22203 (-1/323) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<K0S-M0S> Now you are immortalized as a race-hater on bash
<K0S-M0S> But on the plus side, you can now become the mascot for haterade |
#22595 (0/222) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Friday> !quote *quotes*are*fucking*retarded*
<SweetJesus> (76) <Elfin> Quotes are fucking retarded. [Date: 03 Dec 2002] (1/1 matches found) |
#22808 (0/260) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DarthAndonuts> most people forget Penn is an Ivy League school
<bloop> because it's in Pennsylvania and nothing comes from Pennsylvania but crime and the amish |
#22977 (-1/251) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<XlatB> gah, i've been smoking so much that i wouldnt get a hardon even if the devil was blowing me |
#23101 (0/212) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<MSH> there's a "rape" function in the game?
<Ronin> no, it wasn't made by japanese |
#23169 (-1/418) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@BcK> mexicans steal cabbage patch doll
<@BcK> to get the birth certificate |
#23417 (-1/239) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(dan_) felix bought his computer from target.
(felix) they sell computers?
(dan_) ya
(dan_) they make them shaped as trailer homes
(dan_) to appeal to white trash... |
#23810 (-1/438) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
TheOffspring326: Grand Theft Auto 3 would be alot more realistic if the main character was black..... |
#24057 (-1/297) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<BlackWaterSpiral> i think i will ask steve to help me out
<whitcomb> steve will help you out
<whitcomb> OF THE CLOSET! |
#24114 (-1/221) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<whitcomb> You (the writer of the article) seem almost blinded to the reality of the situation. You claims your not a hacker, after all you didnt create these items. But what you is doing, is no better then what the hackers have done. Simply fueling the fire of hacked items within Diablo.
<whitcomb> hard-hitting korean logic and grammar |
#24172 (-1/271) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<argybargy> its ok
<argybargy> i covered me boobies an scrubbed your back
<MattBaer> lol
<MattBaer> scrubbed my back with your boobies? O.o
<argybargy> LMAO
<argybargy> no matt
<argybargy> i used the loofah
<argybargy> hehe
<MattBaer> lol
<MattBaer> Id hate to see what kinda position you got into to use that. :o
<argybargy> LMAO
<Rolypoly> lol |
#24896 (-1/193) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+EvaUnit02> so as far as after the first 9 months of not having sex
<+EvaUnit02> and not having withdrawls
<+EvaUnit02> You never did workouts
<+EvaUnit02> like serious weight training.
<cd|work> after 9 months i would have a bloody stump for a hand
<KuunLB> hahahahahah
<cd|work> and the biggest pr0n collection in the universe
<+EvaUnit02> Yea thats about right
<mysoundis> tbh after a while even masturbation gets boring
<cd|work> even like alien pr0n
<mysoundis> <<< has lotsa alien porn
<KuunLB> yeah
<mysoundis> (the gf likes it)
<+EvaUnit02> After 6 months you have to start switching hands
<cd|work> EvaUnit02, good call
<KuunLB> masturbation has it's limits
<+EvaUnit02> start
<mysoundis> (okay i made that up)
<+EvaUnit02> otherwise your one arm is super toned up
<cd|work> haha
<cd|work> do you like... try to start giving yourself head? |
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