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#32123 (-1/229) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sir^Mokie> Jason: you use undernet?
<Jason> i don't irc
Comment: SearchIRC
#32143 (-1/345) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<livid> man, k2, ur a nazi
<Foggie> but not the good kind of nazi
#32254 (-1/319) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<slashy> <pimpDT> you need a nice phrase to tell women when they mention babies
<slashy> <boXlor> "stfu" ?
<Meeeek> just tell them that babies cost money to keep, so they would have to stop spending money on dresses!!!
<slashy> lol lemme resubmit that one to bash ;D
Comment: #DBCDemo
#32307 (-1/349) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(PINK)   <mrk>  ok, lets stop this nonsense!
* Zerimski sets mode: +c
* SidewinderX is now known as SideX|out
<[HL2Dev]Adam> :(
<synth|afk> how about you try it now, SubKamran.
* synth|afk is now known as synth
(INVERTED)  <mrk> hehe but we still have this!
<DragonFlames> what's that?
<mrk> alt+z
* synth (~asdf@synth.users.quakenet.org) has left #halflife2
* DragonFlames (nick@ma-northadams3a-76.bur.adelphia.net) has left #halflife2
<mrk> hahah
time passes...
* synth (~asdf@synth.users.quakenet.org) has joined #halflife2
* Q sets mode: +o synth
* DragonFlames (nick@ma-northadams3a-76.bur.adelphia.net) has joined #halflife2
<synth> bastard.
<DragonFlames> You whore
Comment: about using colours
#32366 (-1/261) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+h4wk> why did you download debian lol
<+h4wk> debian is shit
< The_Ghost> because its 7cd's
< The_Ghost> i like downloading
< The_Ghost> lol
Comment: #warez ... duh
#32467 (-1/347) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Andiroo> On a chanserv or a nickserv are there logs for incorrect logins?
<Ray> I don't know.  But if it's logs that you are after, I could drop two on your chest for you?
#32702 (-1/377) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<grade> msg me some ftp info
<grade> and ill ejaculate my harddrive onto yours
#32788 (-1/401) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<splice> liberals have such an open mind their brains typically fall outComment: #ramen
#32792 (-1/345) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<migas> - Neon just approved 0 and killed 50. (0% session, 0.551% record)
<@Neon[UK]> ahahahahah
<@Neon[UK]> take that you dumb quotes
<@Neon[UK]> KILL KILL KILL
#32961 (-1/501) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<herbman> man i forgot how much this album kinda sucksComment: #ramen
#32979 (-1/373) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Cory> OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!
<+My_Name> What is it?
<@TrueBlue> What now?
<Cory> I got a boner from gay porn!
<@TrueBlue> Cory...
<Cory> yes?
¢ TrueBlue has an idea.
<Cory> ????
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October 2003
#33002 (-1/231) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<magick_2> proxies with winsock... anyhone?
<BoDePlOt> no thanks
<OnErr0r> I'm trying to cut down
Comment: #VisualBasic on EFNet
#33075 (-1/395) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<IceWork> h3llo sirz
<IceWork> i come from the planet w0rk
Comment: #ramen EFNet
#33220 (-1/311) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Shortman> k... can someone help with this...
<+Shortman> stored mysqldump output in a file
<+Shortman> command to load it into a mysqldb?
* Shortman was kicked by sub (user requested to be kicked)
Comment: #mysql on EFNet
#11955 (-2/253) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@wyrd> ok if ya female hot n horny and live with a hours drive away from me ..... come over to my place in 2hrs
<@NeoMatriX> why 2 hours?
<@wyrd> the priest is here and i'm repenting
<@wyrd> ße ßack În  ßit
#12154 (-2/267) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kibe-Work> btw
<Kibe-Work> wednesday adventure world
<Kibe-Work> my work is going
<Kibe-Work> well most of us
<Semicidal> AHehAEh cool]
<Psycho1> heh Internet admins at adventure world be like Black people at a KKK meating.
#12218 (-2/258) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@skold> needle hurt like hell
<phreaked> dude.. i've had braces caught into my lip
<@skold> he sews up the artery and starts going to work on my arm
<@skold> wow jer i feel your pain
<@skold> anyhow
#12261 (-2/338) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<liqshot|GreenZ> only thing more superior then the white man is an albino white man
<liqshot|GreenZ> the whitest man of all
#13107 (-2/341) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dr_Pain_> i need help here about a cble modem to nuke theres a girl who has take my nick and put it on a child porn chan and im unable to nuke that bitch shes on cable im in winshit
#13412 (-2/296) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<renster> you
<renster> YOU
<renster> i blame YOU
* Kosh` blames him too
<Lenin> I blame your mother
<renster> i embalm my mother
<renster> and keep her in a barrel
<renster> like pickled fish
#13723 (-2/331) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ChrisD[TK]> Sumez = Super fag0t Fighter 2 turbo champion black belt edition
#13952 (-2/249) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kaMIKazE> your mother is crap in bed
<@Sicarius123> no you are mistaken
<@Sicarius123> that was your mum in your bed
<@Sicarius123> you should open your eyes before such occasions
* Joins: thecowsgomoo (thecowsgom@vw-21242.iinet.net.au)
<kaMIKazE> no ones got a wang bit enuf to fill her
<@Sicarius123> we are talking about your mum kami
<thecowsgomoo> lol
<thecowsgomoo> lol
* kaMIKazE missed a line
<thecowsgomoo> ROFL!
* kaMIKazE slaps himself
#14012 (-2/342) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[16:31:14] * flash- is away, back [log:OFF] [page:OFF]
#14121 (-2/234) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Agent_grey> i bought that starwars one, and im pretty sure theres a guy in a room somewhere i must have done something nasty to in another life, knowing full well i have no idea what these books say or mean, counting my money while smiling and saying "well heres a big 'fuck you' towards you william"
#14162 (-2/283) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Doser> put a little red bull in a saucer for the FUCKING 12 yr old divorcees outside
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