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<Calrathan> fembot: your thing got cut off |
#18768 (-1/245) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<russur> knox, let's play war3
<russur> I need a partner that doesn't suck ass
<friar> oh shit
<umk> i need a partner who sucks ass upon command.
<jbk> well then you came to the wrong channel
<umk> dave..?
<friar> umk, how much
<russur> umk just handed dave the business
<friar> the business was only 3 inches long
<umk> but 4 across eh?
<umk> bitch. |
#18858 (0/197) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< greenrd> 127.0.0.1 goatse.cx #This is to try and ensure that I'll never accidentally click here
< greenrd> 127.0.0.1 rotten.com #This is to try and ensure that I'll never accidentally click here
<@harb> Heh.
<@harb> I'm going to totally miss the point and bitch about inline comments.
<@harb> :D |
#18875 (0/275) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<SK-lurk> I shall take this opportunity to reboot
*** SK-lurk has quit IRC (Quit)
<Racoon_Dog> I shall take this opportunity to poop on sk-lurk |
#18920 (0/348) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ambr> s/the/teh/ |
#18989 (0/267) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Pseudobrb> Ah, nothin' makes a man feel better than takin' a dump. It's like anal sex, but in reverse! |
#19079 (0/236) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
ByronicEye: i just got a spam from bigcocksex.com: Subj: Monster Pricks Pumping Tight Little Holes!
fraoch42: too bad it doesn't say what kind of monsters. |
#19113 (0/280) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[@phyper] i may actually have to get an ipod too now
[@phyper] just because
[@phyper] i've always wanted a watch... |
#19511 (-11/301) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Amy> do you use trillian ryan?
<^iNsAnE^> nah
<^iNsAnE^> cable |
#19576 (-1/342) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<RadarNocturn> this is an online wrestling group, for furries |
#19636 (-1/217) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<JapanMan> im not retarted man
<X13> ... |
#19685 (0/395) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<GnuVince> Suck my ballz!
<GnuVince> And lick my ass!
<GnuVince> And bring me beer
<GnuVince> and water
<GnuVince> and coffe
<GnuVince> and sex
<GnuVince> errr
<GnuVince> forget sex |
#19702 (-1/318) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<lemmer> I DON'T SEE WHY THEY DON'T COMPRESS YOU INTO TINY CUBES AND MAKE CARS OUT OF YOU BECAUSE YOU ALL SUCK |
#19878 (0/323) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<biya_> IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF FLOWER I'D BE A BIG FAT ANGRY COCK |
#19889 (0/367) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Yeshness`M> when i was 12, my sister was 16... um she got wasted 1 night.. real bad.. and she passed out.. and like in the middle of the night, like 3-4 in the morning i like went in her room and pulled off her panties and shirt and started sucking away like a madman.. i dont think she even knows, or maybe she's just too embarassed to tell anyone.. |
#19914 (0/230) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+darkvibe> hmmm, should o go visit my gf tonight? or go visit my ex-gf?
<+darkvibe> decisions
<@[vV]}JokerZ{> how about the one without a penis.
<+darkvibe> ha
<@[vV]}JokerZ{> oh wait they both have penii. |
#19915 (0/272) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+[vV]Netsquash> my penis has a built in alarm clock |
#19936 (0/262) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Carter> Anyone here have any experience with Terravista?
<Miraluka> is it like... Boca Vista?
<FeelTheBANG> I think it's a retirement home for militant muslims. |
#19985 (-1/275) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<thx1138> piss on 10-10-220
<thx1138> i got a whole big ass hershey candy bar for a buck
<nug> you realize that candy bar was shat out by a sugar filled oompa loompa in pennsylvania? |
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<darrend> HOT DAMN I AM FUCKING SPIKED ON COFFEE THE BEAN HAS GOT ME STRATOSPHERIC AND BY GOD I GOT THE GRIN OF LUCIFER STORMING THE GATES YEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWW
<snadra> that ought to scare away the office chatter ladies
<darrend> maybe i'll spear them with my quivering dreamtime spirit phallus
<darrend> it extends from my belly button to my third eye and hangs at a 45 degree angle about 3 feet |
#20127 (0/320) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@drew> bigger...
<@drew> longer..
<@drew> and uncut.
<@drew> bah, i just explained a russian. |
#20259 (-1/266) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[ Kandal_NH ] alright ill just leave my irc on
[ Kandal_NH ] and chill in the battle field
[ Evolution_NH| ] yeah
[ Evolution_NH| ] Go in the front line
[ Kandal_NH ] hahaa
[ Kandal_NH ] its not like im gonan die anyways
[ @Oz_NH ] can never be too sure though
[ @Oz_NH ] just look the wrong way, pick up your sword and WHAM, some gay soldier has given you an STD |
#20478 (-1/270) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
«{dR}-Cobra» i had my gf whack me off cause she couldnt give head all that well
«{dR}-Cobra» i told her to go faster and she gagged, i told her she sucked
«{dR}-Cobra» but not very good |
#20519 (-1/273) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<SiCk-bOi>What does NBA stand for?
<SiCk-bOi> Nothing But Africans |
#20628 (-1/239) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<MiCao_> zondr, it wasnt funny to put my silly question onm the topic ;)
<ZondrZout> Well, I think it was :)
<MiCao_> yeah, dutch humor
<MiCao_> i'll never get it |
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