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#29736 (-1/409) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@camo> ive become a better person since i started smoking dopeComment: as good as it gets, this is not
#29946 (-1/253) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tr0n> OBLIQUE WROTE THE BOOK "101 HOME REMEDIES TO CURE WANKER'S CRAMP".
<tr0n> AND IS NOW WORKING ON "HOW TO RESTORE RECTAL ELASTICITY"
#30128 (-1/281) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* S_R had a nice supper
* S_R pats belly...
<@Karma> gfy
<@S_R> hello btw
* nomad pokes S_R and watches dinner fly
<nomad> lol
<@S_R> lol
* Screach DUCKS AND RUNS AWAY
<nomad> no escape from the escaping dinner
<@Karma> ( .)_(. )
<@Karma> ahhhhh!
<+Screach> are those tits or eyes lol
<nomad> LOL
<@S_R> they is some nice cross-eyed b00b's...
<nomad> LMAO
<+aHARDCORESTUDyer> lol
#30173 (-1/211) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AmericanIdle> DAMNIT I FUCKING HATE YOU SLEEPINGIDLE
<AmericanIdle> DISCONNECT
<T2k2> hah
<T2k2> its you
<T2k2> just ghost it
<T2k2> ./authserv ghost sleepingidle password
<majestik> dont need password
<majestik> i think
<AmericanIdle> Hmm.
<AmericanIdle> No wonder.
<AmericanIdle> I HAD TWO FUCKING mIRC'S OPENComment: irc.gamesnet.net #gtaforums
#30242 (-1/247) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Jabba2442: heyo
Jabba2442: what are you up to theis fine sunday night?
Jeeba Jabba: Fucking you in the ass.
Jeeba Jabba: Baby.
Jabba2442: dude you must have a huge dick to get from louisiana to colorado in one thrust
#30392 (-1/293) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tek9> i brag about my bed sheets
<tek9> i have spiderman
<Haze> i have cum stains
#30439 (-1/287) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Miker-Bot> 6.  Useless Trivia: "Crack" gets its name because it ---------- when you smoke it.?
<+Seraph> crackles
<@The_Miker> cracks
<+Miker-Bot> Seraph got the answer: crackles in 3.484 seconds. Points: 25 Rank: 2nd
<+T2k2> LOl
<@The_Miker> WTF
<+Seraph> i wouldnt know
<WindowFrame> crackhead
<@The_Miker> LOSE
<+Seraph> lol
<+Seraph> i uh...
<@The_Miker> CRACK SMOKER
<+Seraph> primiseComment: #GTAForums on MikerNet (We think he is a crackhead now)
#30695 (-1/399) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Feer> go2sleep
<Feer> go2sleep
<Feer> go2sleep
<Feer> go2sleep
<Feer>  n
<Feer>                 c cccc  zf fz fsba fsav
<Feer> gtynytt
<Feer> h
<Feer>  g nmb bvkvvfy5 x65x55jytopgb
<]CkB[Cowboy> o no he has the holy spirit
<Feer>     yhttyh cccccchyogfb t
<]CkB[Cowboy> praise the lord!
<Feer>     yhttyh cccccchyogfb t see ya
<Feer> 'baby type
<]CkB[Cowboy> like any of us believe that
#30756 (-1/253) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<The-Spexican> did i tell you about the girl?
<snow_veil> which girl?
<The-Spexican> the girl i like
<The-Spexican> from work
<snow_veil> yeah
<snow_veil> about her and baseball guy?
<The-Spexican> god damn
<The-Spexican> i was fucking drunk as hell and i told sooooo many people
<snow_veil> hahaha
<The-Spexican> i remember not telling a damn person
<snow_veil> you told me on skype
<The-Spexican> wow
<The-Spexican> i talked to you on skype?Comment: skype is an internet voice chat program
#30863 (-1/373) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BHG> that is the gayest fucking thing i have ever seen
<BHG> just looking at that makes me wnat to go fuck a man in the ass.
#30888 (-1/311) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<lsq|busy> i can drink so much more than that, but then i have large frontal alchohol storage units.
#31013 (-1/295) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@stripeD) I wonder what ill have for lunch
(@stripeD) maybe some Mac n
(@stripeD) cheese!
(@santyree) how about cock?
(@stripeD) more like breakfast
(@santyree) hahaha
(@stripeD) whoops
(@stripeD) lol
(@stripeD) good one tyree
(@santyree) ok, that goes on bash.cx
#31050 (-1/387) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<electric_cabbage> when u feel no1 loves u,cares 4 u, and everybody is ignoring u. you should ask yourself.....am I too sexy?
#31229 (-1/371) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Haywire22> I made a mistake
<Haywire22> I showed my stupid friend bash.cx
<Haywire22> He doesn't even cut out the fat
<Haywire22> I tried to explain
<Haywire22> But hes like 'LOL Silly theres no fat in computers'
#31283 (-1/343) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
«UN_Known» got out of work early. I'm so happy I can just fart and fart and fart
#31483 (-1/327) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DigitlDud> shit my modem is overheating
* DigitlDud flushes radiator
#31548 (-1/367) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<phox0r> phox's uncertainty principle of vaginas:  "The inside of a vagina has no shape until it is observed."
#31553 (-1/293) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Neon[UK]> everquest arrived this morning
<Neon[UK]> if you dont ever see me again, you'll know why
<Neon[UK]> :D
#31555 (-1/337) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CanOfSpam> Linus has horns!
<Linus-> ack!
<CanOfSpam> bwahaha
<Linus-> is my hair thinning that badly?Comment: EFNet #politics
#31556 (-1/341) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MonkeyX> GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
<MonkeyX> GOD DAMN YAHOO MESSENGER
<MonkeyX> I HAVE TO CHANGE FUCKING SERVER IP EVERYDAY
<MonkeyX> FUCK YOU YAHOO
<MonkeyX> the server they have on today doesnt take GAIM
<MonkeyX> FUCK
<MonkeyX> uhm
<MonkeyX> hold on
<MonkeyX> what's this thing smoking
<MonkeyX> okay
<MonkeyX> why is there 2 copies of gaim on my boxComment: EFNet #unixhelp
#31632 (-1/413) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< voodoobum> though in theory it has been done before
#32028 (-1/319) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cavor20> i remember taking my sister's friend to planet (or planned?) parenthood cause she had clamidia
#32057 (-1/249) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jackdaw> personally i'm moving out till its 4
<Jackdaw> ://
<Patrician|Away> you can just leave it on the keyboard
<Patrician|Away> and the people in your computer will look after itComment: about jack his baby
#32070 (-1/305) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SD-Washu> <BradJ*hnson> "/me goes "Just so long as no one recognizes it...I DO sounds kinda stupid. I'm smrat tho"
<SD-Washu> i think zaney has been moonlighting on us
#32101 (-1/313) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<timmo> guys do shit like
<timmo> steal her fucking aim screen name
<hydro`> and masturbate on it?
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