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<@kt> i'm going to put icey hot on my nipples again
<@kt> bye |
#10236 (3/300) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<etch:#unix> i don't like unix or any of you either |
#11053 (3/229) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<L33t_Hax0r[no_job]> hey, i (illegdibly) wrote a pretty damn good essay in class today, with no grammarical/spelling errors to be seen
<Mr_X> CHOKE ON YOUR LIES
<L33t_Hax0r[no_job]> Mr_X : when i type i fucking spell and wahtever all fucking bad cuz i dont give a fuck'
<Mr_X> ... |
#11278 (3/283) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<VinnyD> wow is it possible to become gay from watching an episode of sanford and sons? |
#11385 (3/220) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[@Dz[Here]] Did you see Episode 2?
[@Dz[Here]] You'll want to have SEX with Natalie Portman after it
[@Dz[Here]] I seriously thing that... uh... $calc(($150 million / $7) / 2) guys want to have sex with her! |
#34131 (3/333) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CkDead> YUo
<CkDead> YUO BASTARD
<CkDead> YOU STOLE ;p FROM ME
<tweak> ;p
<CkDead> god damnit |
#37043 (3/171) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JavaGeek> your new g/f is an inmate?
<pr3d4t0r> Yeah. I figured I'd live more dangerously now.
<JavaGeek> mmm.. it doesn't say why she's incarcerated
<pr3d4t0r> Nothing adds to the thrill of sex like wondering "was she in the Big House for whacking her ex-b/f?" |
#38456 (3/227) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Random`Inferno> I god a bad unix joke for you
<Nikkou> Aren't they all?
<Random`Inferno> what do you call $cat|tail
<Random`Inferno> a redundancy!
<Nikkou> Half of me is glad I don't get it, the other half wishes I did get it
<Nikkou> I'm a halfling nerd!
<Rarzipace> A nerdling.Comment: #KeveX on slashnet
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#39944 (3/169) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Teromen> ekmf: irc taught me the correct use of : and made my ged score higher :D |
#42000 (3/203) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Invictus`> a kamikaze bishop? hm..
<bishop`homework> woOOOOoOO
<@Invictus`> sounds like Extreme Chess 4000
<bishop`homework> indeed.Comment: #counter-strike @ gamesurge.net
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#53006 (3/215) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
ell: buzz tracker.
Ik: I almost asked what buzz tracker does.
Ik: But then I remembered, I have the internet.Comment: The student has learned to Google...
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#62544 (3/349) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bizzy> hep which wacom tablet should i get
<bizzy> alternately do you have one to give me
<hep> the biggest one
<acidjazz> hep waddya use it for?
<hep> everything
<bizzy> ok so its like dildo shopping
<bizzy> now i got itComment: #bantown
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#12088 (3/317) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DrStrange> i want to be sodomized by lezbians with strap on pickles. |
#12105 (3/252) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<blaz1n> if a chick clones herself... and proceeds to basically have sex... would she be a lesbian? or just would she be masturbating? |
#12321 (3/239) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Joins: pSYKOSONIK (Enigma@xxx.ipt.aol.com)
<Lan> I figured he'd have a little "p". |
#13111 (3/222) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<neia_doll> Im 5 foot 11 and 116 lbs..i lost 3 on accident..
<k-rad-bob> accident?
<neia_doll> so Im pretty skinny
<k-rad-bob> you got an abortion? |
#13254 (3/253) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Arno> i got kicked off a cray at school for running "pine" |
#14627 (3/213) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Lachlann was kicked by Gromph (omg , are u illeterate?) |
#14809 (3/292) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Einstein> What does A.B.C.D.E.F. stand for?
<Einstein> Time's up!
<Einstein> The answer is American Boys Club for the Defense of Errol Flynn |
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|MallBrat[essay]| :"I remember the first time I jacked off. I thought I invented it. I looked down at my handful of junk and thought, 'I'm gonna be rich.'' |
#15476 (3/264) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RyanRony> [Mpeg Player | 15-green day - good riddance (time of your life)
(live st paul mn 06-17-01)-svcd-ryanrony-apv.m2p | Size:58.1mb]
<hyp3r> i would like a regular vcd of that one =)
RyanRony> are u 56k
<hyp3r> yeah =)
<RyanRony> eek, heh
<RyanRony> if people fxp to 56k does it still go fast
<hyp3r> no
<RyanRony> oh |
#17295 (3/275) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Claus> I was a female black woman in a past life according to this site |
#17323 (3/229) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[Banned-H]G-Daddy> oh geez, oh geez... my roomate was doing a mission in GTA3 (the one where you pick up the limo and all the mafia guys), well anyways, all the fish trucks are hitting him and blocking him in. finally he gets by but not before he catches fire and blows up.. he then punches his monitor, that's when i leave. i hear a keyboard getting slapped something hitting a wall and stuff falling off his desk.. all to the words of "FUCK YOU, FUCK THIS, GOD DAMNIT! FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT!!!" oh jesus, he was sincere too.. it's like that vid where the guy threw his monitor down the stair well |
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<sabo> i hate it when there's no toilet paper in the house.
<sabo> cause then i have to wipe my ass with maxi pads. |
#17894 (3/272) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Polaris[LovesChii]> Speaking of poke 4
<Polaris[LovesChii]> I wonder if anyone has some pokemon pr0n
<Polaris[LovesChii]> Like I said before.........Misty IS HOT!!!!!!!!!!
<Polaris[LovesChii]> Squirtle isn't too bad either |
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