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<Primus> does any1 know how to tell just by looking, what size a RAM chip is? |
#774 (6/244) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Maarken> anyone know of good places to price cisco stuff? I don't want to do all their touchy feely salesperson shit. |
#932 (6/278) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<livewire> I would like to put those fuckers who are protesting bonsaikitten.com in glass bottles |
#1577 (6/278) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ccowboy> @chanserv took over my chat-room! |
#1586 (6/236) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<[D60]BIG_K> WHY IS CHANSERV IN EVERY FUCKING CHANNEL |
#1595 (6/216) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<k-rad-bob> i think we need to like develop a bit further as persons
<Prae_> just as i thought
<k-rad-bob> i cant imagine what life would be like with no arms at all
<k-rad-bob> irc'ing with a spoon in your mouth
<Prae_> LOL
<k-rad-bob> no masturbating
<k-rad-bob> spending life on a quest for weird chicks who'd pittyfuck you
<k-rad-bob> or like team up with a legless chick
<k-rad-bob> imagine the sex |
#1630 (6/252) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(mc-face) don't you think a funny joke gift would be kleenex that smells like ass |
#1732 (6/256) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<nailhead> Ya, How come there's albinos in all races but theres no ppl that are
the opposeite? like "alblackos" or sumpin? |
#2224 (6/280) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ViBeZz> thats the thing i dont wanna partition my hard drive
<|Z|> ViBeZz if you don't partition your HD, you're a fucking moron and you deserve to die |
#2361 (6/243) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<chrysOUT> bye =D peace and love!!!
<Sarutobi> peace & cookies, tyne
<Sarutobi> be safe :]
<chrysOUT> ***poOf***
<djglitch> she's not gone
<djglitch> she's addicted
<djglitch> ;)
<chrysOUT> die
<djglitch> hahahahaha |
#2504 (6/287) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<iRalph> i'm not a cunt
<iRalph> although...
<iRalph> you are what you eat |
#2566 (6/311) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<timmo> if aol has ever taught me anything its the alt+ codes
<timmo> MACRO SKILLZ FO LYPHE |
#2752 (6/200) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* aiel wonders why the load on his O2 has passed 3.0
<core> aiel: netscape ?
<xL> aiel: I told you VRML pr0n was a bad idea :) |
#3473 (6/238) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Guilty> Oh shit who is watching the Olympics
<Guilty> Gay mans dream
<Guilty> In the ice skating relay thing
<Guilty> The guy going next sticks his ass out and the guy before him (skating up behind him) grabs the guy and grinds into his ass and then pushes |
#3532 (6/340) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<blazemore> indian, asian.. same difference, they both end with "ian" |
#3631 (6/172) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<mightyflo> scum: who's "fresh" games?
<ScumDog> mighty - Eidos's new division that is dedicated to bringing over weird imports to the US
<ScumDog> their first titles are Ka and Bravo Music
<TURBOMEAT> and Duel Legaia Saga or whatever
<ScumDog> being released as "Mister Mosquito" and "Mad Maestro"
<metroid23> their first two titles have nothing but "m" words
<ScumDog> what's the Legaia thing called in the US?
<ScumDog> Merlin's Mage Mania? |
#3728 (6/205) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Slant> I lost $50 to sexual laws in Washington.
<Corranfox> if I have to pay $50 to fuck my girlfriend so be it |
#3791 (6/208) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ScumDog> in some ways, I wish I could sit around picking bananas all day |
#3894 (6/290) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<gc> it would take approximatly 40 286's to equals the power of your average 1 GHz desktop
<cabbage> um, where did you pull that crap from?
<gc> do the math
<cabbage> haha
<ian> what math
<_gene> well you know .. THE math ;)
<jwzrd-> gc: are you adding clockspeed here ?
<gc> no its the cache, |
#3990 (6/299) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Lowtax> Command and Conquer? Is that being the movie with Regis & kathy Lee? |
#4108 (6/282) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<reaper> I'm not racist I have colour TV :/ |
#4186 (6/200) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Anton> for a guess you had a shit day at work as usual?
<Alexander> just boring
<Anton> ever actually had a good day at work?
<Alexander> well ok boring and shit |
#4231 (6/336) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(unchali) I was in gymnastics til I realized that fat chicks cause earthquakes |
#4623 (6/295) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<lunargirl> Without Uncle Freddy we have to rely on our dildo supply.
<lunargirl> Which dwindles everyday.
<lunargirl> But it's ok, we have a special robot made for us.
<lunargirl> Out of dildos.
<lunargirl> THE PERPETUAL DILDO MACHINE.
<lunargirl> Hello? |
#4767 (6/218) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<aRse> dudes.. i'm not eating asparagus again for a while.. i just pissed green |
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