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#5770 (7/225) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<JDigital> Kazz, I think they're pretty obvious going on your reputed dicksize.
<JDigital> Kazz has a 183948192 inch dick.
<dregan> Kazz - envy of every man, dog and skyscraper architect on the hemisphere. |
#5782 (7/291) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<djm> irc's my anti-drug |
#6210 (7/190) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<felix:#916> slap: FUCKING BROKEN ASS STONEAGE BUGGY WORTHLESS 3COMs.
<barkode:#916> felix: you left out "stackable" |
#6310 (7/227) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* deVoca wonders how many American here know on what date the Civil War started and ended.
<Bell_of_Ygg> deV, I can't remember when-I can only remember how, why and what.
<The_Freakazoid> That means bell can remember it in the ass, for love, with a phone. But not who did it or when it happened. |
#6353 (7/238) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Eurotik> MSN is fucked up
<Eurotik> I can't even get on IE |
#6418 (7/273) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<suchness> my ear wax is pure black!?!?!?!?!
<suchness> WTF |
#7527 (7/295) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<raelee> I wont take it in the ass until I am married. |
#8449 (7/243) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<undrewb> you know max, while the paralympics were very inspiring, you shouldnt let them delude you into thihnking all retards can achieve the impossible :) |
#8668 (7/307) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<cryterion> hooker fucking is an art.
<cryterion> you have to be able to do it with one arm up
<cryterion> and shave her pubes
<cryterion> while doing your business through shaving cream. |
#8700 (7/235) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Bleve> where an engineer says "1/0 = infinity"
<Bleve> and a mathematician says "1/0 is undefined"
<Bleve> and a SPARC designer gets root
<Bru> which sparc designer is this?
<Bru> oh
<Bru> heh, I read that as 'and a SPARC designer gets A root'
<Bru> hence my scepticism |
#8801 (7/209) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<cognac> i've discovered some serious design flaws regarding the human body!
<cognac> you see, we got two or more of almost all body parts..
<cognac> like ears, eyes, arms, legs, fingers, toes ++
<cognac> however, for the things that we REALLY like to do, like eating and fucking, we're only equipped with one tool
<cognac> or perhaps my discovery is just the answer to why we like oral sex and why "american pie" was made? |
#8863 (7/192) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Bikky> I've been staring at fserves so long I don't know whether I need a shit or a haircut |
#9565 (7/243) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<[S]evered> man, diego, how fast would a 2 60 gb hds ata raid setup be?
<stoldark> rpm?
<[S]evered> 7200
<stoldark> what kind of raid setup?
<[S]evered> yes
<stoldark> mirroring or striping?
<[S]evered> connected |
#10409 (7/209) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Encapsulate> "Sean, what's your department called?"
<Encapsulate> "I have a department now?"
<Encapsulate> "WE need to route these Skip books to you"
<Encapsulate> "I have a department?"
<Encapsulate> "Right, what is it called for the skip page?""
<Toast> heh
<Encapsulate> "A whole department?"
<Encapsulate> "Yes"
<Encapsulate> "You mean interconnect?"
<Encapsulate> "Yes! Ok, we'll put that down"
<Encapsulate> "I feel more important when I'm called 'Fixed Network'."
<Toast> heh
<Encapsulate> "More important?"
<Encapsulate> "Yea."
<Encapsulate> "Ok, You can be fixed network" |
#10684 (7/324) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<mag8|iron^^> I really want to masturbate. All of my friends are doing it. But there is a problem: I am a Roman Catholic, and my religion considers it a sin. I want to do it one time — where should I do it, and how can I make it the most |
#10686 (7/246) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<astroDZ> i brought back marlbro 100s
<astroDZ> a carton of them to smoke
<astroDZ> i was told that were was enuff tar in 1 pack , to zip up all of freebsd and openbsd
<astroDZ> anyone care to confirm? |
#10940 (7/229) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Jess> can anyone even see what I am writing?
<GoddessAmadeo|TheImpaler> no ...
<Jess> OK
<Mike> no jess, you gotta do it different
<Jess> how can I then
<Jess> ? |
#11595 (7/250) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<JohnerSuKt> ok but it wont put people in control of my computer or deleting/altering stuff, just a good ole virus right? |
#82 (6/448) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Guilty> Check out who used to own my new IP's
<Guilty> ArabIRC Network |
#387 (6/319) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<deft-> i always type /dick instead of /nick on accident = |
#453 (6/304) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Cennt-> "how did your grandma die"
<Cennt-> "she saw me masturbating" |
#543 (6/286) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<MojoBag> [DaemoN_] She kicked my dog, and now i am going to FUCK her.
* freeweed kix Daemon's dog
* DaemoN_ fucks her
<smcn> fucks who? your dog? |
#565 (6/292) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<phiber_> where's my boot disk? how can i be a hacker without linux? |
#650 (6/331) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Auspex> how do i decompile a .c in windows? |
#668 (6/291) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<homerj> I wish I had a detachable penis
<homerj> then when I went out as a woman, I wouldn't have to tape it up |
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