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#11397 (15/215) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zx64> ducktape is merely a physical manifestation of regexps |
#34725 (15/311) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
SpAz0Licious: /me mounts
SpAz0Licious: UNF UNF UNF
SpAz0Licious: /me dismounts
SpAz0Licious: k im spent
DemonKityn: .....--blink blink--......
SpAz0Licious: oh
SpAz0Licious: suprise
SpAz0Licious: :P
DemonKityn: You missed the hole... you were in my pocket...
SpAz0Licious: but were you suprised
SpAz0Licious: thats the point of suprise sex
DemonKityn: that it was so quick
SpAz0Licious: heh.. suprise again |
#35298 (15/437) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<withnail> uhhhhh you know that lttle microchip on your credit card....if that kets all ketamine in the grooves of it is that gonna really matter?Comment: #geekissues
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#36529 (15/193) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<-Sheng> how's it goin?
<Razer> Good
<Razer> Sorta
<tickettack> Sorta?
<Razer> I can't type 1 handed
<Razer> ..... |
#38313 (15/175) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Goatroper> theres a good chance im gonna drop in the next coupla minutes.
<Goatroper> dont know if my neighbor's wifi reaches to the bathroom :/
<Goatroper> wifi DOES reach into the bathroom
<Goatroper> :)
<Surye> taking a shit?
<OL1V3R> does that mean .. you're like .. taking a crap .. bow?
<OL1V3R> now *
<Goatroper> no
<Goatroper> i had to come in here to use the printer
<Goatroper> but i also had to pissComment: #datamachine@irc1.datamachine.net
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#38614 (15/183) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Punani> Of course IRC seems to be a veritable pond for some of the dumbest quotes on earth. |
#39063 (15/121) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[19:28:44] <drucifer> oops
[19:28:44] <drucifer> i disconned my router...
[19:28:44] <drucifer> no one can seee this
[19:28:44] <drucifer> MOTHERFUCK
[19:28:44] <drucifer> BLIOTCH
[19:28:49] <AJ> lol I can
[19:28:50] <clonak> um
[19:28:51] <clonak> i can too
[19:28:53] * drucifer (drucifer@24-113-4-251.wavecable.com) Quit (WTF!) |
#50346 (15/363) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<orgbot> i broke a G string while fingering a minorComment: orgbot talking about his guitar
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#15443 (15/280) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ZondrZout> "you"
<teig> you what?
<Karyon> Euhm? just "you"
<ZondrZout> Yes, you
<teig> I'd what you?
<teig> I'd wad you... is that a good thing?
<Karyon> Yes, wadding is our special treat
<ZondrZout> Not many people get wadded by us
<Karyon> nobody yet, actually
<ZondrZout> No, we've never done it before now I think of it
<Karyon> in fact i havent even created tha alias yet...
<Karyon> Cuz we only just invented it
<ZondrZout> I've actually never ever heard of it before ! |
#16252 (15/207) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mrfrosty> From: webmaster@P0PMAILER.ORG
<mrfrosty> Subject: Learn the secrets of the rich!
<mrfrosty> [-- Error: unexpected end of file! --]
<mrfrosty> he's a tosser
<mrfrosty> i had the secrets of the rich in my grasp
<mrfrosty> i feel like a shakespearean tragedy
<mrfrosty> actually it's jsut these tights
<mrfrosty> and this shoulder length wig
<mrfrosty> and nothing to do with the injustices perpetuated upon me by WEBMASTER@P0PMAILER.ORG
<mrfrosty> (who shall be known as cunt from this moment forth) |
#16254 (15/269) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Serevok> does your penis reach the city of Montreal?
<Cheezric> I'm talking 5, maybe ten minutes tops.
<Cheezric> Well, we jews are blessed.
<Serevok> with choping off your cocks at birth? |
#17429 (15/315) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BluBandit> hello kitty is one cat i'd like to violate |
#19322 (16/272) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
GypsyJr> I can imagine the script for an average porn movie.. two pages long with size 16 font :> |
#20808 (15/323) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[FMa]Brick> just teh first time?
<[NTAC]Crazzeh_Timmeh> just for now
<[FMa]Brick> let my b/f pull out first |
#22052 (15/317) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TeePeeJah> fuck , I just gave myz elf a huge paper cut opening a hate letter I sent to myz elf :-(
<TeePeeJah> brb plaster required |
#103911 (15/117) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pikeman> Heh... I wonder if they ever relcate the Los Angeles airport... will the old one be called EX-LAX? |
#105387 (15/93) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Nugget> internet6.irs.gov - - [04/Sep/2007:07:58:02 -0500] "GET /mroadster/ HTTP/1.1" 200 6537
< Nugget> this can't end well. :) |
#190368 (15/67) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nikki> what's sodomy..?
<hunter> HA! Gather 'round children,
<hunter> well -- the word is dervied from the cities Sodom and Gomorrah
<nikki> k.. wat?
<sparky546> basically, the cities god ass raped.
<hunter> yeah! exactly! wikipedia explains it all. |
#294508 (15/367) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Hoopy: hey, how was your holidays? Get anything good?
Psmylie: Couple of gift cards. you?
Hoopy: watch
Psmylie: ok, I'm watching...
*10 minutes pass*
Psmylie: I see you gave that lame joke all the attention it deserved. Well done.
Hoopy: My client crashed. What did you say? |
#301216 (15/569) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CapnStrongnose> it kills the mood when you cum in your own eye |
#302263 (15/119) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
hulasikali.wala: k time to try flashing the zaurus
ressedue: arent you supposed to be on a honeymoon? :p |
#302797 (15/41) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sabriel> I think I'll shower and game a bit
<Sabriel> before working on hw
<KamikaziNinja> thanks for showing up out of no where to tell us
<KamikaziNinja> :P
<Sabriel> haha
<KamikaziNinja> HEY GUYS I THINK IM GOING TO IDLE TODAY. PROBABLY NOT GONNA TALK MUCH. JUST LETTIN YOU KNOW
<Sabriel> haha
<mike> I AM A WOMAN IN A ROOM FULL OF MEN AND I'M GOING TO TALK ABOUT BEING NAKED WHILST WATER RUSHES OVER MY BODY
<Ignite> mike: half of the channel is gay
<mike> AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES
<Ignite> :D
<mike> Ignite, well, I guess you can speculate on what conditioner she uses.
<mike> :PComment: #80h on irc.80h.org
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#308269 (15/59) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Godwinson> There's a town in Jylland named Randers
<Godwinson> Player winds up getting a retainer from there named Anders
<Godwinson> Anders of Randers makes for a good diplomat
<Godwinson> So he sends Anders of Randers to pander in Flanders. |
#309169 (-12/62) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<snacky> oh. FUCK you krut
<snacky> you are the worst person in the world
<snacky> I look forward to viciously murdering you to death a whole lot.
<snacky> hmm, that sentence is kind of unclear. I will clarify.
<snacky> I will viciously murder you to death a lot, and I also look forward to it.
<snacky> it's not that I "look forward a lot" to viciously murdering you to death
<krut> you look forward to murdering alot
<snacky> the death certificate will list the proximate cause of death as "vicious murder, a lot"
<snacky> although if the coroner isn't careful, he might not notice the signs of murder. in this case, he will identify the cause as "severe acute death"
<ShyJoe> which becomes chronic death after about a week |
#309784 (15/69) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Noseless> AirmanPika: you happen to know anyone working for NSA?
<AirmanPika> personally? no
<Noseless> ok
<sluissa> noseless: my dad knows a retired NSA employee... oddly enough he's one of those people who won't stop talking.
<ender|> has to make up for the time spent silent during work? :)
<sluissa> that's what I figure
<sluissa> 40 years spent unable to talk about anything, he's going to make up for it in the last 10
<Noseless> why I'm asking: I have an AES (iirc) encrypted bitcoin-wallet... I was hoping they could open it using their backdoor :D |
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