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<LULU-LION> yea i finsd hy school and im going to choleg dome ass |
#10737 (16/242) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kas> did you getta message from Mike last night?
<kas> he msged you on aim
<SDMF> he msged me?
<kas> i put in big bold letters
<kas> JOHN ITS MIKE LETS CYBER NOW
<kas> and yur roommate answered
<kas> and was like who's this
<kas> and ize like
<kas> Johns cyber boyfriend, Mike
<kas> is he there?
<kas> i wanna cyber sooo bad
<kas> yur roommate blocked me or signed off |
#11648 (16/283) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Homer> Hydrac7: $400 Cdn or less now, get a job for like two weeks
<Hydrac7> How much is that in USD?
<Homer> like $12 |
#138 (15/481) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BlackDeth> ITS SLOW AS A 30 FOOT SHIT COMING OUT OF AN ANT''S ASSHOLE |
#1208 (15/448) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mike> how do you make a dead baby a submarine
<Ron> hmm i don't know mike
<Ron> how do you
<mike> you fill it with seamen |
#1221 (15/382) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ron912> <OiOiBuNnY> one time at retard camp i stuck a wheelchair in my pussy |
#1314 (15/309) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tektrnica> i got roller blades
<Tektrnica> they have orange on them tho :P
<Tektrnica> fawking raverblades |
#1353 (15/280) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Gayo> I went with purple even though two characters wear purple and the first city is made entirely of purple buildings.
<Gayo> Which means that so far the only green is in the little "occupied" lights above the bedroom doors.
<Sharkey> ... that sounds really familiar for some reason. Probably reminding me of some retarded childrens program.
<Sharkey> Something where all the people are purple and live in purple houses and have purple lawns, until mysterious green men come from the moon and everybody learns the wonders of ethnic diversity.
<Sharkey> Well slap ma fro! Where da purple woman at? Where da purple woman at? "Kill the greenie!" |
#1381 (15/238) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Durtro> an army of swedish surgeons couldn't make him a girl. |
#2217 (15/225) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kisama> my playlist is full of essential mixes
<var> essential to what? your pursuit of perfected queendom? |
#2898 (15/367) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<XxDeThxX> thats what the sperm whales do..they check out the females then all the males rub against eachother til they spooge |
#3348 (15/235) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sector_> it was a boring uneventful game IMHO and my fucking HO is top-notch |
#3604 (15/253) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(snpr^): 1337 = l33t = leet = elite = ghey |
#3913 (15/193) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ScumDog> Mexicans rock because down in Mexico they're too poor to update any of the arcade games
<ScumDog> so all the players rock at games on 12-year-old hardware
<ScumDog> not surprisingly, there's also a large concentration of Double Dragon champions there |
#3993 (15/217) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* DAEMON watches the most expensive videos on mtv
<SkiTz> the most expensive is bound to be a Michael Jackson clip.
<DAEMON> it costs a lot to buy small children on the black market for his dressing room |
#4502 (15/289) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Khross|Zzz> You can't have my precious cock ring.
<nilBnW|Zzz> You'll have to pry it from my cold, dead cock!! |
#5777 (15/239) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<prym> little did i know later in my life id come to terms with things like
31337, 69, and 187 |
#6133 (15/251) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BedBoB> ERR: scsi_wait_goat() no goat.
<lsd> i'm sure i don't remember having any goats near my old all-SCSI amiga
<Bruce> the mac II here doesnt need goats either
<BedBoB> they have inbuilt goats
<lsd> on-board goat controller |
#6363 (15/382) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JelloMan> jesus loves the little children, all the children of the world...
<JelloMan> white and white, white and white, they are precious in his sight. |
#6434 (15/235) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cheetah> heh, someone else who was on my box didn't like my lack of bitchx ...
<sig11> heh?
<Cheetah> bitchx
<Cheetah> BitchX
<Cheetah> for fucks..
<Cheetah> (from .bash_history)
<Cheetah> who actually types things like for fucks.. into their shell? |
#7541 (15/239) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< FuzzyKaos > oh oh guess what i got today!!??
< Zooz > Fuzzy - Herpes? :) |
#7609 (15/297) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<xorg> If I say "Eject" and you say "What?", you'll be talking to yourself. |
#7870 (15/237) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
=== Action: eltawater RAGES at easynet
<eltawater> HOW DARE YOU DOUBLE DEBIT MY ACCOUNT, THEREBY SENDING ME 250 QUID INTO THE RED, AND THEN HAVE THE BALLS TO GIVE ME A COURTESY CALL ASKING ME WHETHER I AM GOING TO RENEW MY CONTRACT
<MetalJoe> problem?
<eltawater> you could say that
<MetalJoe> heh
<eltawater> it's a good thing I've got my credit card now, otherwise I wouldn't be able to pay for anything
<genie_> damn those irc subscription fees |
#7886 (15/244) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Grimace> I went to a goon party after drinking a bottle o vodka.
<Grimace> I think I had goon and powerade ... ultra blue puke.
<FiremanSam> fluro pukes own
<FiremanSam> i did a bright green one after a cocktails
<Veggie> i did a red spew once.. but that as cocktail related and not blood so I'm happy
<zer0> I once had a mate drink piss from a gatorade bottle (By accident) and spew it back up.....thats like piss and spew in one!!!
<Grimace> wtf............ |
#7963 (15/247) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Vhata> #linux is one of those...
<Vhata> things
<Vhata> what do you call a project that is no longer being maintained?
<Nimnod> a failure.
<Vhata> heh |
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