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#14178 (17/281) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Emo has joined #GDProject
<Emo> hwat kind of emo do u like emo?
<Emo> oh shit
<Emo> thats me
<Emo> lol
<Emo> boy do i look like a dumbass
<Emo> forgot i switched comps
#16238 (17/189) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sup-yo> sporting the zima
<kaleido> when i was 19
<kaleido> and desperate to drink
<sup-yo> HAHA
<sup-yo> i used to drink zima when i was a 12 year old girl
<sup-yo> you're so gay
<kaleido> i heard zima and koolaid powder was good
<kaleido> so i tried it
<kaleido> and the koolaid made the zima bubble and overflow all over me
<kaleido> and dyed my hand red :(
#28305 (17/289) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Harpana_Rocks> I won, I won! I beat the toilet...I was finally able to wipe my ass without getting any on me!
#29700 (17/327) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Luke> hi
<+Luke> He who stand in middle of road get hit by trucks going both ways
<+Luke> He who stand in middle of airport runway get sucked into powerful jet engine and cut to tiny pieces of bloody pulp
* Quits: snes_rocks
<+Luke> He who stand in middle of donut is surrounded by joy always
* Quits: ssbmang
<+Luke> He who make joke on dead IRC channel make no laughs
#32227 (17/395) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gloone> i never lie
<gloone> to males
#11918 (16/213) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<neritz> you're not canadian are you?
<Oozeman> =o
* Oozeman stops mid-sip
<perfekt> no, sadly, i'm a nebraskan ;(
<Oozeman> whew
#14502 (16/228) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Asaki|MotS> You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page, perhaps because you do not have a registered Something Awful Forums account. Here are the instructions detailing how to get your own SA Forums account:
<Friction> Asaki|MotS: you aren't missing much though. just some sexually explict drawings and a rotaing anus with blinking text.
#15782 (16/284) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mew49> shutup broadband bastard
<joober> i dont have broad band
<joober> i have cable
#18137 (16/201) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MofieJoe> if that really is wabby's sister
<MofieJoe> he should think about fucking her
#19765 (17/229) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(bigAl[work]): heh tiwanese technical support;
(bigAl[work]): "We think the PPPoE mission set has been incompleted by the router thing"
#23879 (16/183) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Ubie> I'll worry about policies when I get my own intern
#24184 (16/220) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* explicit kicks PK
* explicit was kicked by PK (PK)
#29629 (16/362) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<FlAWD> lol tattoo yer stop n shop card barcode on yer wang
<FlAWD> Clerk: do you have your card?
<FlAWD> Me: Yes
<FlAWD> Me: :::zziiipppppp:::
#31344 (16/300) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<n0te> the reason i can irc is simple
<n0te> my boss has any <> any in the firewall
<n0te> so i put a proxy on his pc :D
#31418 (16/294) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<away[bttf]> your out like muhammed ali in a game of jenga
#35847 (16/182) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pantherqs> i had to produce a fault code for them to accept my 80 gigers
<pantherqs> two flights of stairs later, they did.
#36405 (16/192) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AdamR78> i told the headteacher i'm a ladyboy :|
<AdamR78> i meant to say, i'm a chelsea boy, lady
<AdamR78> and instead i said i'm a chelsea ladyboy
#37751 (16/310) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Fuzzi-Fox> Mox: us gay guys have a high council we report to monthly, for every full conversion, we get a toaster.. you ever wondered why most gay guys homes -always- have a toaster with bagel smart (tm)?
<Jamorum> Wow...Damn...I'm straight and I want a toaster...*pouts*Comment: #LiveYiff
#41494 (16/116) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(momossa) cubed: i want to let it go in her
(Cubed) then shes pregnant
(momossa) waht??
(eLe) Cuming in a girl -> pregnancy
(momossa) m.... let me google that
#42920 (16/228) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
-!- BlackDeth has quit [Ping timeout: no data for 246 seconds]
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<BlackDeth> fucking al gore
<BlackDeth> did a shitty job when he invtented the internetComment: #ramen
#49837 (16/360) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ShoeUnited> Damn this is a slow ass connection.
<ShoeUnited> You know it's bad when you have to decide between downloading 1's and 0's.
#60111 (16/386) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nach> I wonder in what weird cult the first person to shout "Holy Shit" was in.
<Dandylion> He was a Shitite
#111159 (16/300) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<k-hate> i loved the queen because she was a slut
<k-hate> and have huge tits
<faight> k-hate: I think the first thing I fapped to was the queen from battle chess
<faight> I rememebr getting hard playing that game
#127338 (16/352) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+`WarpKat> so you're getting married in vietnam???
getoutofmygalley nods
<+`WarpKat> at least they'll have plenty of rice to throw ^_^Comment: irc.triviachat.org/#cyberchat
#239514 (16/46) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<iMaal> wtf
<iMaal> i listened half the metallica album with no sound on :D
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