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<`WarpKat> so i have this 4 core AMD box that i'm using as my VM test environment. and it has 8gb. i want to boost it to 16. so i make a purchase request that needs my boss' approval. she comes back with, "what box are you using and why are you requesting Corsair Vengeance?"
<`WarpKat> so i go, "the box I'm using is a 4-core AMD box we had our Quality Manager build under harsh working conditions. i requested Corsair Vengeance because it's basically performance non-ECC gaming RAM and if i put ECC RAM onto this board, it'll turn into Dikembe Mutombo and go, “NO NO NO” during the POST."
<`WarpKat> "plus, the gnarly-looking heatsink makes a nice comb for people with bald spots and side hair." |