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mkie: I think your tab width is set to "Fibonacci sequence" |
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matthewt | what's up with hamror anyway
matthewt | is your middle name rory or something
hamror | i'm going to change my nickname to Wootanus
hamror | if you persist
matthewt | just explain your current one
matthewt | not like i'm asking for your penis girth measurements
hamror | i'm going to change my nickname to Wootanus
---| *** matthewt is now known as Wootanus
hamror | haha
Wootanus | too fucking late
Wootanus | great now i got banned from #linux |
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<katesmith> trebot still works it is not broken yet
<trebot> katesmith: Error: "still" is not a valid command.
<Cornsepie> lol |
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<@poet> heat pads FTW :-D
<~Akaula> i love them , in fact abuse them when its cold rofl
<~Akaula> they really warm up a bed fast!
<simen> my bed is too warm
<simen> especially when my dog is in it
<simen> and that sounded awful |
#247462* (?/37) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Jamie: Do you know who the lead singer for the Nine Inch Nails is?
Mark: Trent Reznor?
Jamie: Yeah. In my building, there is an air duct with the brand name Reznor on it
Jamie: It's VENT REZNOR!Comment: Oh, the puns.
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[Gumpus] mac address is the core of the packets
[&Clown] i don't own a mac gumpus |
#246503* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<celeste> i mean, it's not fun, but it's not bad. but you can't say you're ambivalent about being cock slapped.
<celeste> you just can't |
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ReKlAwEeLmAdA: i found handcock
ReKlAwEeLmAdA: LOL
ReKlAwEeLmAdA: hancock*
LowandSlowSL2: lmao |
#246390* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+Zac> my brother is a fricken $%#@
<%tet> eh $%#@ huh? thats a lot of money
<+Zac> ... he fricken threw a toilet paper roll at me -.-, it hit my computer and ripped off the "t" in Gateway
<%tet> so u have a Gaeway now?
<+sargemoney> owned
<%tet> u would go with a gaeway zac
<+Zac> F U TET
<+Zac> trying to look for the fricken t
<+Zac> could be anywhere in this fricken house
<%tet> prolly up ur butt since u chose a gaeway... |
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<Yurina> I'm leaving you! Doesn't that bother you!?! >:[
<Leeroy> Least I have chicken. |
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<XXXtaco> guys, i just had the perfect idea for hiding my weedComment: #shakesoda
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<@Israfel> Obama = PSP
<@Israfel> Biden = DS Lite
<@Israfel> McCain = Game Boy
<Asaga> McCain = DSi
* Asaga was kicked by Israfel (get the FUCK out) |
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<tyrone> wtf does wtf stand for
<tyrone> oh wait nvm |
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stragenism: I heard Baltimore is where you want to go to get shanked, though
stragenism: Like you can get shanked on the streets of rich neighborhoods
haker1337: yeah, thats south side.
haker1337: north side is nice.
haker1337: like
stragenism: Shank side
haker1337: i live in towson
haker1337: 89% white
stragenism: Now, wait just a second
stragenism: Where do you get off implying that race is a factor in criminal activity!
stragenism: There's not enough fried chicken stores in north side, is all
haker1337: Ahahahaha
haker1337: By design
stragenism: Roflmao
stragenism: 300 years ago:
stragenism: Let there be no Church's Chicken, nor KFC, nor Popeye's upon the brow of the city, wherein caucasian folks may live in harmony |
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<Sombra> What part of the magical world do you live in that you're always on?
<Triented> Hell.
<Sombra> lol
<Sombra> Hell has very high latency
<Triented> Good thing I'm not going any more south.
<Triented> I'd wind up in Mexico. |
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Pi314geek: I'm on xBox Live right now
Pi314geek: I got my PC right next to my TV
Pi314geek: Its awesome
Tyger2057: I always do.
Tyger2057: Its called a laptop
Tyger2057: Noob
Pi314geek: <---- owned |
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* CGI716 has joined #wrongplanet
<CGI716> hi
<Kodo> hi
<*> .hi.
<fpiokeglsutgijjk> my hi is more original
<CGI716> i have an idea for a fun typing game
<fpiokeglsutgijjk> what is the great idea 8) ?
<CGI716> wanna hear it
<fpiokeglsutgijjk> yeah
* CGI716 has left irc.freenode.net (Client Quit)
<fpiokeglsutgijjk> Oh I think CGI716 gave up on the idea |
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<guardian> !seen ryg
<TMAnya> guardian, ryg (ryg@***) was last seen quitting #breakpoint 1 week 4 days 10 hours 17 minutes ago (21.09. 02:47) after spending 2 hours 27 minutes there.
<knoeki> !seen your_mom
<TMAnya> knoeki, your_mom? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember your_mom.
<GargajCNS> she didnt have a lasting impression, apparently :) |
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<zap0> flush() is what i use to flush the output?
<zap0> is there anything else i need to know?
<ss23> Yes
<ss23> After you flush(), put the seat_down() :) |
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<Tottenham> greenwich is the middle of the world. when i lived in south east london every time i got the train to work i went from east of the world to the west and vice versa of an evening. that makes me kind of a celebrity i reckonn |
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~VG~ Tingleby: hi hewy
~VG~ Tingleby: h
~VG~ Tingleby: e
~VG~ Tingleby: w
~VG~ Tingleby: y
[GiBBoN] Sadistic: HI
[GiBBoN] Sadistic: I WAS ON A FUCKING GAME.
~VG~ Tingleby: lol
[GiBBoN] Sadistic: FFS..
~VG~ Tingleby: what virus scanner do you use?
[GiBBoN] Sadistic: Your face.
[GiBBoN] Sadistic is now Offline.Comment: A friend...
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<hushicho> Wish me luck, I'm leaving to hang my art show soon!!
<Hawkye> Wouldn't it be best to grant it a fair trial first?Comment: #captain_n
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Shame bitch, you got junkroll'd. |
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<Mouser> anyone play that tingle ds game?
<Mouser> it's so weird
<coalconvertor> i'll tingle your ds game
<Mouser> go home coal, you're drunk
<coalconvertor> with rumble support
<coalconvertor> and featuring
<coalconvertor> three player co-op play |
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Ive Been Looking At THis Site,Comment: Ive Been Looking At THis Site,
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