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#49938 (230/410) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Hatter> tonight I: lost in poker, drank absinthe, scaled the wall of the peabody university, got into a street fight, got a black chick with implants to show us her breasts
<AlmtyBob> , lied about everything but losing in poker.Comment: #ramen
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#49925 (26/306) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< RyuKojiro> if it is a vertical asymptote at 25 then he needs to cook them longer to unburn them ;)
< kernel_dan> its a vertical asymptote from the left (i.e. at time is infinitessimally less than 25)
< kernel_dan> for time greater than 25, it is undefined
< RyuKojiro> Oh, okay ;)
< kernel_dan> by now, his cookies would be really burnt
< RyuKojiro> indefinitely burnt ;)
< kernel_dan> quick! the freezer
< RyuKojiro> Wait, then it would be a 3 dimentional plot of this asymptote
< RyuKojiro> temperature, cook time, and burnt-ness :P
< RyuKojiro> then it would decrease on the z making it just a cold, yet indefinitely burnt cookie
< kernel_dan> and what if burnt-ness where a complex number?
< RyuKojiro> Then he could risk having imaginarily burnt cookies!
< kernel_dan> but they would still really be burntComment: #math
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#49861 (82/276) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
ec0 R 1: i just LOVE spending money
suburbia37: but hopefully you'll be making it back in spades
ec0 R 1: whatever that means... lol
suburbia37: right now i'm picturing people throwing shovels at you |
#49853 (0/362) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Wingus> I think a hammer was originally one who carved hams. |
#49882 (215/381) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<utonium> * QUESTION * 302975 of 341350, worth 10 points: how many equal sides are there on a scalene triangle?
<utonium> Answer: ....
<mannyt> four
<utonium> Answer: .o..
<Missl337> four
<witchyp00> 4
<Missl337> none
<Missl337> duh |
#49907 (124/306) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
elegidito: wow man people IMing me i dont even know
XDeathbyBladeX: That sucks
XDeathbyBladeX: Or maybe not if they're hawt
elegidito: well thats what im wondering
elegidito: i think she might be hot
XDeathbyBladeX: haha
XDeathbyBladeX: NICE!
elegidito: lol
XDeathbyBladeX: I get to revert to my old ways
elegidito: oh man, i think its my cousin o_O |
#49903 (362/532) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mrmitch> question
<ObsidianX> answer
<ObsidianX> man, that was easy |
#49878 (403/599) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Victorian_Skunk> Is there a new virus going around? My Windows has suddenly changed to another language! I think it's Croatian.
<Dan> You Got Serbed!Comment: #rpgnet
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#49854 (187/353) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<circusbred> my first time was horrible
<MK|AmericanRetard> lol
<Athlete> my first time was with a bitch of a tease and now i wish i hadn't
<circusbred> i wouldn't wish that on the 'right girl'
<MK|AmericanRetard> ROFL
<Athlete> cus we fucked for like 15 mintues and just as it were getting good
<Athlete> she stopped and started laughing
<MK|AmericanRetard> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
<circusbred> ohhh
<Athlete> fuckin bitch |
#49837 (16/360) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ShoeUnited> Damn this is a slow ass connection.
<ShoeUnited> You know it's bad when you have to decide between downloading 1's and 0's. |
#49831 (255/451) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kb> o
<kb> ^circle
<ppo> wow you have a very steady hand
<kb> thanks
<kb> i've been practicing |
#49822 (423/625) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
-!- chimneysweep has joined #n
< chimneysweep> Evening.
< LittleViking> Afternoon.
< Blazeraid> Morning
< dr_tetris_PhD> Evening.
< Templex> Afternoon.
< LittleViking> Stupid timezones...Comment: #n on mware
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#49794 (227/405) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[Mediator] FUCK FUCK FUCK
[Mediator] Ok so there was this gel pack with my heatsink
[Mediator] And it says all over it "Do not eat"
[Mediator] So its been lying on my desk for like 4 days
[Mediator] So I stabbed it with a screw driver today out of bordom
[Mediator] and some little balls came out
[Mediator] And they were clear
[Mediator] and I was liek "neat"
[Tangerz] :\
[Mediator] So out of curiousity I licked one
[Mediator] And now my tongue is melting offComment: Aftermath of a previous quote. #runeweb on irc.anoxs.net
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#49745 (398/586) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+skittz> that's not as bad as when I was a little kid and I heard some older kids say some words I didn't know, but I thought they meant "yes" because the kid nodded when he said it
<+skittz> anyway
<+skittz> so one day my mom's like
<+skittz> "Would you like a sandwich, dear?"
<+skittz> And I go
<+skittz> "NIGGA WHAT?!'
<+RyuKojiro> XD
<+skittz> oh man was my ass red after that belting XDComment: Freenode rocks :P
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#49734 (459/619) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Davester: Woo I just won at Freecell
Davester: Now all I need to do is get laid
Davester: And it'll be the best year ever |
#49733 (120/418) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<%Telal> Look, I'm sorry, but I guess it's tough to be civilized when you really want to murder and rape someone
<%Telal> it's a character flaw I guess
<%Telal> everyone has character flaws
<%Telal> get off my case
<@Akamu> Nobody is perfect, esspecilly mittens.
<%Telal> yikes, you can say that again
<@Akamu> Nobody is perfect, esspecilly mittens.
<%Telal> yikes, you can say that again
<@Akamu> Nobody is perfect, esspecilly mittens.
<%Telal> yikes, you can say that again
<@Akamu> Nobody is perfect, esspecilly mittens.
<%Telal> Well played, sir |
#49732 (221/453) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
TennisJump: i can't believe you said 1337
TennisJump: at camp in a conversation
TennisJump: even worse
TennisJump: I was the only one laughing
Fazfly: yea, your pathetic |
#49813 (5/257) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jre> I started with this girl and now I'm not interested
<jre> How do I be rid of her?
<wolffenstein> huge netsplit |
#49809 (171/353) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
LittleBunny32: the girl you showed me on okcupid.com has the six things she could never do without as: Sex, love, music, movies, dildo, water and air
RenaissanceGamer: i never did like people on this that took it THAT literatly
RenaissanceGamer: because food would have to be up there too
LittleBunny32: haha I'd put like oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, phosphorus, sodium, potassium
RenaissanceGamer: i have always been partial to those six myselfComment: My friend says, "You forgot nitrogen! You'd be totally FUCKED!"
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#49808 (226/422) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
rej3cter13: To all those applying to college, PLEASE do not write ANYTHING like the following in your college essay! As fun as they are to read...
rej3cter13: "The boat glided across the lake as gracefully and smoothly as a bowling ball wouldn't."
rej3cter13: "...and he realized he loved her. Every time he heard her voice he thought he heard bells, like the sound of a dump truck backing up."
rej3cter13: "She was as tall as a 6 foot 3 inch tree."
rej3cter13: I believe I made my point. |
#49807 (189/375) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<scerez> Something Amber has...that no other girl has >:O
<ShunDhaos> a penis?
<AmberRae> a oenis
<Fluffy> a penis?
<AmberRae> penis |
#49782 (4/314) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cobalt27x> florida is a giant phallic hurricane magnet |
#49790 (152/340) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kyriy> can someone help me install this fear demo
<kyriy> im haveing some trouble, there seems to be some kind of "install shield"??? |
#49777 (225/421) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<patchman> I'm so modest even my modesty is modest!
<patchman> wait, modest doesn't mean what I think it means
<patchman> I meant "awesome". |
#49772 (424/626) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kyrih> I'm out, cya all!
<DM> me 2
* DM is now known as DM-off
* kyrih is now known as kyrih-off
* merc is now known as merc-off
* logan is now known as logan-off
<jack> well...maybe not |
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