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~ BigTongue is talking to a 18 year old portuguese chick.. that means she's either gunna give good head or clean my house nicely |
#1389 (-1/269) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(fishead) "I fucked your girlfriend and all I got was this lousy t-shirt... and crabs"
(TwinX) " I got a handjob from Cunty McChicken and then he made me BUY this fuckin t-shirt." |
#1394 (-1/385) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CoMBo> holded down is a word btw |
#1405 (-1/475) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<breather> hehe one time when my buddy was drunk was like making up a recipe for acid, he said something about spaghetti noodles and green koolaid it was to funny |
#1413 (-1/331) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TheVirus> i hate when im takin a whizz, and then im almost done, then i get those damned piss shakes. and my piss goes all over the damn place, then my cat comes in and licks it up. good cat =D |
#1475 (-1/362) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<isocat> i tripped a couple summers ago and had a 'jerry' trip sort of, he had just died and i listened to some dead and tried to summon his spirit |
#1479 (-1/245) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[McMoo] wow
[McMoo] public radio is playing charles mingus
[thinkmad] as opposed to private radio
[McMoo] yes
[Guilty] Xite was trying to be witty there
[Guilty] But he failed
[McMoo] but he failed |
#1483 (-1/264) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BlackDeth> Now playing: Right Hand - Gripping my penis (and moving up and down (2001)) @ 192 strokes per second. (0:13/0:27) |
#1532 (-1/420) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mydgear> wow, im listening to the best of dj premiere
<mydgear> every beat sounds the same
<diagram> kinda like how all blacks look the same |
#1537 (-1/293) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<qbpsawk> but try saying
<qbpsawk> "ID LIKE TO BUY A FAG" in a bar in america
<qbpsawk> and you see what happens
<qbpsawk> :D
<St-Knight> Well if I was the bartender I'd know to give the guy a cigarette.
* slow wants to buy a pack of fags
<Rivers> i'd like to burn a pack of fags |
#1542 (-1/281) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Evil_Kneival> I see.
<super`radish> dude
<super`radish> stop with the punctuation
<Evil_Kneival> Why?
<super`radish> because its like putting a rainbow cowboy sticker on your car bumper |
#1579 (-1/273) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<musicandi> do u know who gjmtyj is ?
<riski> No.
<musicandi> he is a tough female hacker who is with cyber sex..
<musicandi> if she sends u any file do not accept them |
#1582 (-1/234) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<assman2> i hate getting cum on my hand
<assman2> its fucking annoying
<assman2> have to find something to wipe if off on
<mabbz> assman shoots it all over his chest and belly and then smears it around so he can pretend he's a glazed donut
<assman2> mabbz
<assman2> i cant shoot that far
<mabbz> oh so when you cum it just oozes out into your belly button?
<hydro> jesus
<assman2> i fucking hate when that happens
<hydro> this is fucking disgusting
<assman2> it happened to me once |
#1593 (-1/299) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pahol> As you use telnet in America how would you really hack in the UK? |
#1594 (-1/271) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Prae> im here to packet and chew gum
<Prae> and im all outta gum |
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<Camo> prence: someone at school played a prank on a loser and they fed him like a whole bottle of viagra by putting it under the cheese of his pizza and then in the middle of class, his penis exploded and he had to go to the hospital |
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(Demention) Qwa-Z sucks like George Michael in a men's bathroom :P |
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<Daft> anyone know of any really good gardening irc channels? |
#1677 (-1/289) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jidan> he's so fat he prolly has to guess what fold the fucking piss is gonna spray out of |
#1699 (-1/426) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<thep0et> working sucks, i stay home all day
<thep0et> i might as well be black |
#1773 (-1/244) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jingoro`> teen pregnency is funny
<rouge> yeah, cos those bitches are stupid.
<Jingoro`> yeah
<Jingoro`> they're like "boohoob boohoo my stupid boyfriend split after I had the baby"
<rouge> hjaw
<rouge> i wouldn't bareskin most chicks anyway.
<rouge> god knows where they've been.
<scar|home> you mean, "I woulnd't bareskin chicks even if I could, anyway"
<scar|home> hjaw @ rogue
<rouge> i said what i meant and i meant what i said. |
#1783 (-1/297) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Acero> ok, someone tell me which line of this spam doesnt belong
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#1820 (-1/333) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LeoGeo2> i'm gonna make my whole web-site outta HTML |
#1824 (-1/277) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[21:51] <Hatta> yee must be like FNTC, wants them fresh outa the womb!
[21:51] <Uber`> too old for kuro
[21:51] <Nakago> >_<
[21:51] <britenite> what? kuro wants 'em in the womb?
[21:51] <Nakago> ack
[21:51] <Hatta> hmm.
[21:51] <Hatta> how would that work.
[21:51] <Nakago> don't ask
[21:52] <kisama> 2 for the price of 1 |
#1857 (-1/283) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<oktane> whoa. I just took a shit the width and length of my arm. when it splashed down, it hit my ballsack and I had to take a shower again. Im dead serious. |
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