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<SuckIt699> ENGLISH people u r in america |
#808 (-1/333) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SwampGas> Opoth: you're just angry cause i didn't sex you up last night
<SwampGas> now keep it out of here
<SwampGas> it's not MY fault it went limp
<SwampGas> YOU DIDN"T SHAVE
<SwampGas> and unshaven anuses turn me off |
#813 (-1/345) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Boricua> any one know if there is a psx emulator that emulates burned cd's? |
#838 (-1/303) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Agent_M> hey, i bet $10 that r0f is masturbating right now
<Spud-Alt> what odds?
<Agent_M> 1-10000 |
#849 (-1/257) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<_TheFlux_> bleem bleem the magical fruit. the more you play the more you reboot |
#864 (-1/333) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<KidHype> i have pole position emulated in my pants
<KidHype> it asks my wife to prepare to qualify
<TonyD> how unusual |
#879 (-1/269) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Drakh> damn..my room smells like semen and popcorn
<Angelo_> i didn't know you could get semen as popcorn flavoring |
#893 (-1/375) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Keiichi> It takes brains to grow weed |
#912 (-1/353) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[07:34] * Fustard is away, penis butter puffs [log:OFF] [page:OFF]
[07:45] * Fustard has returned, that was some good cock. [gone:10m21s] |
#918 (-1/337) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ck> i'd fuck anything
<ck> except a fat chick
<ck> some things, even i won't do |
#927 (-1/341) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<XAlien88> you can always tell when packet kiddies run a shell provider |
#946 (-1/310) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(FishBulb) i exposed my lie once, then |w|dcc made an .avi
(|W|DCC) #6 101x (680kb): avi of a 2' dick |
#972 (-1/345) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<qslack> Hey, if K5 people caused a commotion at im-ur, is it a Kumo5hin? |
#974 (-1/287) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Guilty> $30 - PC133 128MB
<Guilty> $31 - PC100 128MB
<Guilty> What a world when PC133 is cheaper than PC100
<D1-> where?
<D1-> nigga where?
<Guilty> Pricewatch
<D1-> oh
<D1-> thats white trash generic ram |
#1007 (-1/309) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Nostradomz: this sounds funny but can udownload memory |
#1017 (-1/232) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(s|urpee) Ashley was like "Derek gimme a ride to work"
(s|urpee) and Derek responded "What do I get out of this?"
(s|urpee) and ashley said "If you give me a ride to work, I'll give you Guin"
(s|urpee) and I was like "What the fuck kinda reward is that, that's like saying "If you loan me $10, I'll give you herpes"" |
#1025 (-1/321) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(phoenix30) napster is taking filenames and putting them all in reverse order
(Pioneer-) prolly some stoopid polish version |
#1054 (-1/267) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(wundr) gizm... why do you never use the same nick for more than 25 minutes?
(scolnick) i got tired of 'gizm'
(scolnick) at first i thought it was dope, just due to the fact that tht i liked the letters
(scolnick) g-i-z-m
(scolnick) but then it got old to me
(scolnick) so for now you can just call me lewis |
#1079 (-1/249) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(R0y-HR) i just mauled my cat and got static shock from her ear |
#1171 (-1/311) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
loofaspunge: for(int food = 0; food < worldhunger; food++)
worldhunger--; |
#1220 (-1/314) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
JivedNegro: I want to tell an Asian that I have "A bad case of the yellow fever" |
#1270 (-1/252) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** mark (mark@line103-2.adsl.actcom.co.il) has quit IRC: -eXtreme- WOMAN.ZIP: Great Shareware, but be careful of viruses... |
#1271 (-1/358) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ez1|#trance> hey anyone who has experience with ecstasi please msg me , rush |
#1297 (-1/231) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LkTrout1> I'm getting a GBA from ZD next month.
<LkTrout1> with an unintentional $5 discount on Castlevania GBA
<LkTrout1> I ordered it before they realized the price goof on Castlevania.
<SYch0> wow!
<SYch0> five WHOLE dollarS?!
<wild_> thats 2 months salary in korea |
#1307 (-1/285) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(tiko-gfx) I'm mkaing my cock dance
(tiko-gfx) right now it's doing the robot
(tiko-gfx) I wonder if I can get it to do the funky chicken |
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