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#302742* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<^___^> "Jean became a fan of Marilyn Manson on Facebook and suggested you become a fan too." <-- Bitch been smokin' meth or some shit? Daaaamn, son. |
#302756* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
His name is J****n Weiss
He has some pubic lice
Plus he's a pederast
See above about his rash |
#302902* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@lilmisschaos> Dritz: WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH! |
#302965* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< coius> I gotta do that more often
< coius> I just came back from a night club
< coius> I hit BK on the way home
< coius> got myself a whopper |
#303200* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<mib_08qzqo> if u cant help; u jst say it; dnt start to be smart; cus ure not |
#303416* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
afsdfadsfadsfasdafdfadsfdfd |
#303739* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<newk> Zuwer
<newk> What if black people cause global warming?
<newk> seriously...
<newk> think about this
<newk> all the warmest places on the planet
<newk> are populated by black people and
<newk> there's getting to be more and more black people
<newk> and the planet is gettign warmer
<newk> now I'm not racist or anything!
<newk> I'm just sayin'....
<Zuwer> So... All we need to do is kill them, simple enough.
<Zuwer> What do you do if they just WON'T die?
<newk> it should be pretty simple to kill them
<newk> they obviously don't like cold
<Zuwer> I vote we take up Hitlers plans to get rid of them.Comment: irc.mibbit.net #qbasic
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#303757* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
"Your journey is JUST beginning and the small challenges u face now are just a moment in time, so small and so insignificant. Keep your eyes on the light, move forward with grace, confidence and integrity. Know that you are creating as u so desired long ago and that our paths are exactly where they are suppose to be in this NOW moment." Tamaey Gottuso |
#304070* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Ruhe changes topic to '"This is blasphemy... This is madness!" THIS IS #SOWAFURRIES!!! *kickbans* We're the 'So What Furries'! A channel for furs who live south of King County in WA state!'
* ~Ruhe snickers
<~Ruhe> Too silly a topic?
* PandaParty has joined #SOWAFURRIES
<PandaParty> No, it's not too silly
* PandaParty (~Butts@fur-809E4C9E.tmodns.net) has left #SOWAFURRIES (Leaving)
<+Anomis> o.O
<+Anomis> kay
<~Ruhe> Panda is psychotic
<~Ruhe> Er, psychic
<+Anomis> apparently |
#304505* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<yazdmich> piracy is fun/wrong
<+KindOne> utorrent FTW
<yazdmich> ARES FTW
<+KindOne> that and DCC on mIRC
<yazdmich> yeah
<yazdmich> but dcc is too... *puts on sunglasses* direct
<yazdmich> YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHComment: ##urbandictionary on irc.freenode.net
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#304630* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(automated messages are in blue text and square brackets on a Minecraft server)
[Note: Server admins will not teleport you to other players]
<anonymized1> OK OK I GET IT I WON'T ASK ADMINS TO TELEPORT ME
<anonymized1> this blue text guy keeps bugging me
<Admin> <anonymized2> It's called automated server messages. |
#304694* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Unleeeeash my shaaarrrttt
Say you'll love pee again |
#304722* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Erica> you to it what lol hole fuck XDXDXD |
#304783* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Succes is not a gift, it's an award for great efforts. |
#304841* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*After about 10 minutes of helping a new "system admin" login with SSH, this transpires*
Kage: susie, do you have any previous experience managing *nix systems?
susie: im in
susie: no
chrisg: lol
Kage: yeah, didn't think so
susie: now....(rubs hands together) |
#304881* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Jake|GHEYFROG is 45941a34@dongs-B904824F.mibbit.com * adsl-69-148-26-52.dsl.wchtks.swbell.net
Jake|GHEYFROG on @#you @#are @#a @#massive @#dong
Jake|GHEYFROG using irc.rubbermallet.org Rubbermallet IRC Network
Jake|GHEYFROG has been idle 2min 56secs, signed on Wed Dec 15 10:59:03
Jake|GHEYFROG End of /WHOIS list.Comment: You really are.
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#304883* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<AkumaWolf> y'know, I always thought the iPhone gags were... y'know... 'gags' until my boss handed me his iPhone today to speak to a client.
<AkumaWolf> 10 seconds in I lost signal, stepped sideways a few feet, followed by some interruptions and "Can you here me now?"
<AkumaWolf> So yeah... to summarize, I sucked Steve Jobs' cock today :/
<Schrodinger> .....
<Emmy> ...
<Kazuma> .
<Panyk> ........Comment: #twokinds
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#304947* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[11:20] <~DylanCombs> !sync
[11:20] * Snoopy sets mode: +q Kat
[11:20] * Snoopy sets mode: -qo DylanCombs DylanCombs
[11:20] <~Kat> b ahahaha
[11:20] * ~Kat dies laughing
[11:20] <DylanCombs> DAMNIT
[11:20] <DylanCombs> did that wrong
[11:20] * ~Kat chokes |
#304956* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Adam: I just read a fanfuc about irish leprechauns and carebears
Adam: what the fuck is wrong with me
CrispyYoshi: .. wha
Buu: fanfuck
CrispyYoshi: Adam
Werewolf: KAdam
CrispyYoshi: that is weird and is making me so hot.
Adam: fanfic
Adam: FANFIC
Buu: fanfick
CrispyYoshi: Dick Flic?
Adam: GOD WHY TYPOS
Phenolatukas is now known as phenolatesthacks.
Counterfeit: adam was it an erotic fanfic?Comment: #smwc on caffienet. Adam likes erotic fanfucs about carebears and leprechauns
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#304989* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Loved Jack Black's sequel to Gulliver's Travels, but the previews Tasted Like Diabetes. I couldn't bring myself to object. |
#304990* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Did you plagarize the first two Amy Pond biographies? |
#305007* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Can you fake a near-impeccable New Jersey accent? I never lived in London or Northampton, and my accent is becoming incurably South English. |
#305009* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Does the Pianist have Twelve Fingers? |
#305015* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Every time Seth Myers goes out clubbing, a Vampire rapes and stabs a Ginger. |
#305019* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
LizzieActingDude: Alright class. Did you have a good Christmas Vacation?
Class: . . .
LizzieActingDude: Today I would like to discuss Philosophy, Spirituality, and Religion. If anybody would like to come foward with recent developments they made in these areas, please come foward.
Mixelica: *Raises Hand*.
LizzieActingDude: Yes Mixie?
Mixelica: My religion is Entrapment.
LizzieActingDude: Huh?
Mixelica: You trapped me in the Anonymous cult. |
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