QDB: Bottom of the Barrel
About / Latest / Random / Queue / Prefs / Donate / Submit Quote / Search

TodayLatestBestTopWorst1337Random<Prev1..89909192939495..596Next>
#53597 (-2/358) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<yo> my GF just dumped me :(
<wer> why?
<yo> she said I spent too much time with computers and not with her...
#59169 (-2/322) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
wiiar: i think i'll knit like a cozy for my case
wiiar: like they have for teapots
Comment: #hardware on efnet
#61484 (-2/370) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Stormscape> DARE is retarded
<Stormscape> it made us realise how lame we'd be if we didn't do drugs
#62278 (-2/262) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* Catfish_Man is on #adium, #banyantree, #kopete, #macsb, #webkit, #chatkit, ##instantmessaging, and #telepathy on freenode
<chuck> Man, you need some other hobby, dude
<chuck> Try jerking off now and then
<Toba> if irc is a hobby so is heroin
Comment: #qc
#102774 (-2/624) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<SuperCornNut> I've been using Subversion for month, and I only just now noticed that its name is an wordplay.
#103234 (-2/268) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<megaman-_-> slash isn't legal in irc names ;?
<megaman-_-> hey, that's a nice one
<megaman-_-> ;?
<pope> did you get retarded last week or something?
#119091 (-2/424) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
eric: how mad did you get when you found out the underground railroad wasn't underground
eric: or a railroad
eric: im just saying
pat: yeah...
#152796 (-2/274) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< madsara>  I've found that if you take the average, normal google images search term - say "butter spray", and add the word "gay" to it... the results are completely different.
<@LadyNikon> madsara: well you are changing the data
< madsara> Heh, I love how everyone takes me so literally.
< madsara> Really, is that how it works?
< madsara> ... although I don't think I've ever going to use buttery spray again.
#169656* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<immibis> also if this is the channel for geekissues.org as well, i would also like to point out that many of the links there are broken
<Defcon_> ***  slaps immibis around a bit with a large trout
<Defcon_> i've nohting more to say
Comment: #geekissues
#183143 (-2/338) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<flame> who packs a knife when going out?
<realfan> its default
<realfan> in cs
<realfan> :))
#184947* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
psychochick42691: obama=prime
RustedPeaceSign: lol he has been for a while
RustedPeaceSign: like hillary showed some potential
RustedPeaceSign: then she had her period and was like omgzfuckthiswtfbbq
psychochick42691: hahahaha yea pretty much
RustedPeaceSign: so now mcain is like. gonna die.
psychochick42691: pretty much
RustedPeaceSign: obama-s gonna slap him with hthat huge black dick of his, democrat style.
psychochick42691: lmao
RustedPeaceSign: heh. there's a reason the elephant represents the democrats.
RustedPeaceSign: cuz black guys have elephant trunks for penises.
#209832 (-2/266) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* [E]unun34-K has quit IRC (Quit: G-Lined [Stop petitioning for !curbstomp to be a ban command; it's unacceptable, and you know why. 48 hour ban])
#230073* (?/50) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<SquidMan> no, C is bettar
<TehRoger> (C++ FTW)
<SquidMan> (C FTFW)
<SquidMan> lol, owned
<TehRoger> (C++ FTSTFU)
<SquidMan> (C FTNO U)
<neimod> ok stop it you two
Comment: (lulz)
#240797* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Have You Seen This Site? Very Helpful,Comment: Have You Seen This Site? Very Helpful,
#242633* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<|RAT|>Squidney: well the specail ed. kids are coming in tomorrow thats why im working
<|RAT|>Squidney: they are takin up 36 lanes
<|RAT|>Squidney: which is the whole bowling alley
SuperJew!?: LULZ!
Comment: Funny Conversation I had in steam with a friend of mine.
#244444* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Shame bitch, you got junkroll'd.
#245624 (-2/102) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<triented> If Sarah Palin tried to make a song, it would fail.
<triented> Because, the bridge would go nowhere...
#246204* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<XXXtaco> guys, i just had the perfect idea for hiding my weedComment: #shakesoda
#251763 (-3/127) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< Neouka> oh, and .... fucking old people
< Neouka> Landau roofs ARE NOT IN STYLE ANY MORE
< Neouka> and they make your MODERN car look FUCKING STUPID
< Neouka> cars i've seen with a landau roof in the past week: 04 Impala, silver, with black landau roof
< Neouka> 06 Toyota fucking Camry, beige, with white roof. Looked absofuckinglutely ridiculous
< Neouka> seriously, who let these people put that shit on their car
< Neouka> I might as well put louvers on my Pontiac Vibe
#265096* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
I don't want to see threads like this whonews.,Comment: I don't want to see threads like this whonews.,
#268889* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
JoJofan5656: k so when a white baby dies, it gets wings right?
JoJofan5656: and its an angel, right?
JoJofan5656: so when a black baby dies what does it get
InfernalTempestX: horns
#280215* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
You Really Have To Check This OneYou Might Like This Site, Check itComment: You Really Have To Check This OneYou Might Like This Site, Check it
#284505* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
1: what memory stick should I buy?
2: xD
1: what's so funny?
#284919* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
if i vas a monkey in zee vuld id bee a monkey in fraunceComment: banana
#285104* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
FALCON'S STONE:what ya workin on?
Veege: D<
FALCON'S STONE:c,b,a
FALCON'S STONE:HAHAHA
Comment: well what else is D<? lol
save page | share <Prev1..89909192939495..596Next>

About / Latest / Random / Queue / Prefs / Donate / Submit Quote / Search
14,883 quotes approved; 8,695 fermenting; karma: 189.4827