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(Deranged): I tried to teach my dog safe sex, but he kept licking off the rubbers. |
#37586 (-2/176) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* ProfGlitch sets mode: +milk 1337 moocows |
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<ghostlink2> damn im sober from a party last night , had lil too much to drink |
#37749 (-2/298) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<dubstylee> I'm poopular |
#37774 (-2/204) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(&Torquemada) so then ask yourself what u're using linux for
(&MaNI) cause it rapes windows
(&MaNI) and i like it
(&Dangerous) you like rape? |
#37989 (-2/222) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<v3dd3r> i thought i set off my own gaydar one time, but it turned out there was a fag right behind meComment: #geekissues
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* HerbDX wonders if he can go 30 seconds without being submitted to QDB |
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<Commander> haha /me gets an idea
<Commander> oops |
#38915 (-2/234) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* ChanServ (ChanServ@Services.GameSurge.net) Quit (brb) |
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<jonathans> tell her the sex is like trying to fill an olympic swimming pool with a can of sprite
<jonathans> you gotta shake it real hardComment: #geekissues
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#39066 (-2/236) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[bedpan] is beastiality legal if my dog consents?
[Clockeye] yes, but he/she must be 3 years old
[Clockeye] thats 21 in dog years |
#39225 (-2/184) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Dragonx> accidentally put my head thru the wall haha, taking a shower to wash off the sheetrock
<laggerzero> pwn3d
<Dragonx> haha your so gay
<Dragonx> it was an accident
<Toba> sure
<Toba> I accidentally bash my head through walls ALL the time
<Dragonx> seriously
<Dragonx> lol
<Dragonx> at least i didnt hit a stud
<Dragonx> i tripped over a cat5 cable, cause we havent applied wireless yetComment: #theotherplace on irc.burghcom.com
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#39321 (-2/228) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@antfarm> (23:06:45) Jen: i'm a multitasker
<@antfarm> (23:06:50) Jen: heheheh
<@antfarm> (23:06:57) Jen: tit is in that wordComment: #geekissues
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<SniperX> she uses my obsession with black ass to her advantageComment: #icop on DALnet
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<Firewitch> i have a dick... its in my filing cabnet.. =DComment: #boxtorrents @ irc.deltaanime.net
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#40044 (-2/104) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<StevenLawrence> hey dude
<rinmak> rinmak is away (Auto Away after 10 minutes)
<StevenLawrence> no dont lie
<rinmak> rinmak is away (Auto Away after 10 minutes)
<StevenLawrence> i saw u talking to jase
<StevenLawrence> fuk u
<rinmak> rinmak is away (yea, but hes gone now, dipshit)
<StevenLawrence> fuk u u idiot
<StevenLawrence> why did u get rid of my space
<rinmak> rinmak is away (he didnt, you just cant seem to operate a linux system well)
<StevenLawrence> shutup
<StevenLawrence> how can your linix talk to good
<StevenLawrence> ok
<StevenLawrence> linix is gay
<StevenLawrence> what do u have to say about that pc |
#40056 (-2/226) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*** Jesus is crucified
*** Evil_Romans sets mode -o for #earth, Jesus
*** Jesus is dead
*** God sets mode +o for #earth, Jesus
*** Jesus is rebornComment: A reenactment of the Passion of the Christ
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#40754 (-2/278) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<clothist> Why does teh QDB.US keep changing colors?
<Tegan> to get to the other side?
<clothist> :/ |
#40981 (-3/343) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Argent-> You know why burning police cars smell funny?
<Argent-> It's all the coffee and donuts in the front seat.
<_Bob> heh
<_Bob> if a police mans inside does it smell of bacon?Comment: #stile
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<DJvenom> bash sucks now, dude
<DJvenom> I dont feel like waiting a year to have my shit rejected |
#41265 (-2/202) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DVS01> u ever try pissing, but u miss and u hit the rim of the bowl? and then after a few years theres like a 1 inch crust of dried urine on it? it rox when u break it off, and it looks like candy, its cool, i shaped it, wrapped it with a candy wrapper |
#41742 (-2/200) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* |silicon belches
* XoRt_ belches louder
< Cypholane> aah dont you just love geek talk
< Cypholane> if only i could understand it..Comment: #geekissues
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#45997 (-2/94) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@gunkan> ?
< stray> !
< ramoth4> .
<@gunkan> arrr
< ramoth4> matey
< stray> avast
< ramoth4> me hearties
< |404notfound> buttpirate
< stray> best kind
< ramoth4> no
< ramoth4> butte pirate
< ramoth4> best kind
< stray> True
< stray> because it's REALLY difficult to pirate a butte
< ramoth4> certainly
< ramoth4> pirating a whole city = jawesome
< stray> no no
< stray> stealing a land feature
< ramoth4> omg
< ramoth4> CARMEN SANDIEGO = BUTTE PIRATE
< stray> holy shit, yeah
< stray> GOD DAMN THAT WOMAN
< ramoth4> in the butt
< stray> where elseComment: somewhere on aniverse
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<Ampitax> <?
<Ampitax> mysql_query("SELECT * FROM nerds WHERE username = Selay");
<Ampitax> ?>
<Vincent> Matches: 1
<Selay> :/ |
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<Firewall> If i ever get fired from a company
<Firewall> Im going to go into the tech room and throw water on their hardware firewall.
<Firewall> And say "I just saved you millions by putting out that fire" |
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