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#32255 (-2/242) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Skizo> a could arrange a 32ips
<@Skizo> for 2000 bucks
<@Skizo> but 1 server goes down
<@Skizo> 90 bots go down
<@Skizo> that's no kool
<@Skizo> :\
<slashy> how do you wanna host 90 bots with 32 ips ? :p
<@Skizo> 3 connections by host
<@red-> 2.8125 bots per ip
<@Skizo> 32*3 = 96
<@Skizo> lol
<@Skizo> 2.8?
<slashy> lol
<@Skizo> how do i take 8/10 of a bot?
<@Skizo> :D
<slashy> just remove some code ? *g*
#32471 (-2/250) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@eXistenZi> yo
<@eXistenZi> what do u type
<@eXistenZi> to get into the config
<@SkiLLz`> for the router?
<@eXistenZi> yeah
<@SkiLLz`> k
<@SkiLLz`> first go to command prompt
<@SkiLLz`> then type
<@SkiLLz`> echo "I'm a dipshit"
<@SkiLLz`> then format c:
<@SkiLLz`> done
<@SkiLLz`> and done
<@eXistenZi> C:\Documents and Settings\eXistenZi>echo "stfu skillz"
<@eXistenZi> "stfu skillz"Comment: no comment.
#32509 (-2/332) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<`michael> if ($person == muslim) { ashcroft(); }
#32546 (-2/372) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<denken> mmm... protein smoothie
<Napta> The women love that ;)
<denken> ehehe
#32551 (-2/364) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Cloud02> heh. im connection to various networks and doing a /whois on Gothic_CatGirl XD
<iiiik> HEH
<iiiik> stalker.
<iiiik> weirdo
<Cloud02> :D
<iiiik> tell me when you find her tho
<iiiik> she's fun
<techie> cuz that greatly jacks up the price
<Cloud02> hehe
<Cloud02> i bet this chan and theirs could have a convo via bash.cx
#32696 (-2/266) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<eggburt> omg man-made lube
<Tulk> yeah its called cum
<eggburt> not quite
<Tulk> ok precum
<eggburt> they have names for everything!
#32705 (-2/478) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<CaRaBella> milk milk lemonade around the corner fudge is made..stick yout finger in the hole and out comes a tootsie rollComment: #bifemunix on efnet
#32994 (-2/374) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Cahan> the sad thing is, ive got a piece of paper that tells me im qualified as a professoinal massuse
<Cahan> stupid tafe course
<Cahan> doesnt help me with the ladies at all
<Cahan> its all lies
<+Bulk> ^ bashComment: #Oktagone on GameSurge.net
#33005 (-2/378) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<rhelik> this channel should accept tho sexual choice of some peolpe especially since it happens to be the preferred way to describe the technology of discussion :PComment: #VisualBasic EFNet
#33024 (-2/246) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<splice> digdug, when you search for "ramen" communities on orkut, the first result is "Gay Sacramento"
<Digested> haha
<Digested> coincidence? i think not
#33372 (-2/264) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<pentup> i want peeps
<Vision> nasty
<pentup> they are only the GREATEST CANDY TYPE ITEM ON THE PLANET
<Vision> edit: greatest crappy candy type
<pentup> dont question my authority on food
<pentup> can you name one thing better than peeps?
<Vision> sex
<pentup> but you cant eat sex
<pentup> well, bad example
<pentup> but you know what i mean
#33433 (-2/388) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<crunge> PeterJohansson: Well, I use a GeForce and my GF says I'm amazing in bed
#33660 (-2/364) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Peter> oh ****
* PeterG was kicked by Razer (Profanity. Kick:3241)
#33755 (-2/550) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<kIm> im so hungry
* joe shares some food w/ kim
<kIm> thanks
<joe> np
#34028 (-2/308) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Radix> I am not happy with the level of gayness I'm seeing here
<Skywalker> start up the gayometer
<-- SlayerXP has kicked Radix from #uknot (Gayness reduction kick)
#34066 (-2/404) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<reptile-> LkTrout1 likes to search out peoples domains.
<reptile-> Preferably small male children, who can't help themselves.
#34089 (-2/408) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Sushi> Fuck man I just choked on popcorn chicken!
<Sushi> EVERYONE! DON'T GOTO KFC!
<Sushi> AVOID ITComment: freedom.dreamirc.com, #zebeth
#34101 (-2/336) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<eslice> the only correct way to use the ";" is
<eslice> ;[Comment: #GeekIssues
#34149 (-2/326) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Macdoo> lawnmower <----------what that?
#34179 (-2/210) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Ristora> http://phrise.com/?34177
<AnimeKiwi> hey
<AnimeKiwi> you edited :p
<Ristora> AnimeKiwi: It's the way the world works
<Ristora> CNN: Edited
<Ristora> Movies: Edited
<Ristora> Telling penis Size: Edited
<AnimeKiwi> lol
<AnimeKiwi> ristora is addicted to phrise
<AnimeKiwi> edit- <AnimeKiwi> ristora is addicted to cock
#34756 (-2/394) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(@FireRun) like my jew script Kru_Shal?
(@Kru_Shal) Never seen your jew script
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(@FireRun) he has now
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(@FireRun) you have now
(14:32:24) (@Kru_Shal) so if I say
(14:32:25) (@Kru_Shal) jew
(14:32:25)     —› quit: (Kru_Shal) (Kru_Shal@c-66-41-168-179.mn.client2.attbi.com) (Killed (OpServ (YOU SAYED THE WORD OF THE DAY JEW)))
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#34867 (-2/336) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+system> you know if you click your name you can chat with yourself :OComment: #rohitab irc.wikkedwire.com
#36298 (-3/205) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Daphisto> why does vin deisel permanently look like he just finished sucking a black man's cock?Comment: #ramen
#36980 (-2/240) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+Neo> does anyone know where on IRC arch0wl hangs out?
<+rhoppenrath> irc.goat.cx
<@Turboneko> #assfingerers
<+rhoppenrath> ZING!
<+Neo> rofl
#37185 (-2/202) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tardhat> omgomgomgomgomg new race in SWG
<tardhat> fuckin' Ithorians
<tardhat> err
* tardhat not nerd...Comment: from #dcemu
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