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#29251 (-3/313) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Boone> I shaved my scrotum tho
<Boone> wanna see?
<Yamaholic> um no
<Boone> http://iboone.net/scrotum.jpg
[Wed Aug 13 21:06:59 2003] [error] [client 154.5.23.241] File does not exist: /home/dave/htdocs/scrotum.jpg
<Yamaholic> not gonna lookComment: error message is from servers error_log at that point in time
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#29261 (-2/424) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<acero> TAKE YOUR STUPID GLASSES
<acero> AND TAKE YOUR STUPID HAIR
<acero> TAKE YOUR QUEER BACKPACK
<acero> AND GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE
<acero> FAGGOT WUSSY LYRICS
<acero> YOULL NEVER GET PUSSY
<acero> YOUR GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH YOU
<acero> BECAUSE YOUR A DAMN WUSSY
<acero> EMO
<acero> IS FOR FAGS!
<acero> EMO
<acero> IS FOR FAGS! |
#29315 (-2/316) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Dj^eShovel> ima go finish packing my shit upstairs
<notbob> you gay? |
#29418 (-2/308) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
«+ Xylene » lol, i dont care about having a girlfriend anyway
<Hawq> as long as your hand dont fall off
<Hawq> ;)
«+ Xylene » lol haha
«@ Dilbert|sleep» women are good to have around
«@ Dilbert|sleep» in case you need something to slap
<Hawq> nah, monkeys are more fun to spank
«@ Dilbert|sleep» and good eatin too
«@ Dilbert|sleep» give me gas though |
#29441 (-2/286) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<TheGush> I aint requesting, just asking if someone knows where I can get it |
#29494 (-2/268) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<interface> so much manass and so much distance between it and my tool
<Cowboy> face you must take the zen approach
<Cowboy> wait
<Cowboy> let me phrase it in the form of a koan:
<Cowboy> A student approached the Master and asked, "Why is there so much manass yet so much distance between it and my tool?"
<Cowboy> To which the Master replied, "When you wake up in the morning, do you have a stinky finger?"
<Cowboy> The student was enlightened.
<interface> tru |
#29565 (-2/362) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Aldog> whats nagging me most is i am still in the anal age |
#29600 (-2/356) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Anal sex is where you finally have your head up someone else's ass for a change. |
#29885 (-2/408) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<BIGMAN2121> HOW DO U JERK OFF ONLINE?????? |
#29890 (-2/318) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<homerj_> let's all chip in and buy AlmtyBob a prostitue for a night
<AlmtyBob> it'd be cheaper just to buy me some rufees
<homerj_> if you want rupees, you have to kill some dodongos |
#30132 (-2/324) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<BliTzKrieG|BTKG> I HAVE AWESOME NEWS!
<sircrapalotlaxatives> and that would be?
<sircrapalotlaxatives> your finally admitting your gay?
<sircrapalotlaxatives> sorry that was mean
<sircrapalotlaxatives> continue |
#30138 (-2/362) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Alric> best doom mod was the alien mod :P
<@Alric> think I only got to level 6 or so without cheating on very hard
<@Alien> i rather liked the alric mod myself |
#30525 (-2/330) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tilt> whats irc? |
#30774 (-2/348) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* timestamps kept for humor
[00:17] * knightmare sets mode: +b The_Eviscer!*@*
[00:17] <@knightmare> !kick The_Eviscer
[00:17] * The_Eviscer was kicked by AfroServ (Requested)
[00:17] <+Seraph> lol
[00:18] <@knightmare> im soooo killed when he notices
then..
[17:02] * Atropos (Karma@Coch.ise) has joined #gtaforums
[17:02] * AfroServ sets mode: +v Atropos
[17:02] <+Atropos> • Thanks for the +v •
[17:02] * @knightmare Quit ([themiker.servehttp.com] Local kill by Atropos (Don't ban me.))Comment: Atropos is The_Eviscer
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#30902 (-2/350) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< hello> I hate the windows / linux fags that rice out their desktop to make it look like OS X and then bitch about how they think macs suck
< hello> it's like saying you hate blacks and then covering yourself in shit
< hello> lol that analogy is terrible |
#30986 (-2/384) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<scar_> I get this visions of dr. Lk in his general practice
<scar_> somebody will explain their ailment and he'll sit there strung up, blank eyes rolling around and scream "poop!"
<scar_> or he'll accidentally knock the x-ray up a notch and fry all black sperm :|
<LkAway1> I want to smack scar_ in front of his parents.Comment: Neither person is me
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#30994 (-2/616) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<t|to> heh
<t|to> 13 year olds have tight pussies |
#31102 (-2/314) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<NatunkivityScene> haha im such a good pal
<NatunkivityScene> a friend is on a mac and wanted some rauchy porn
<NatunkivityScene> so i mirrored 5 files for him
<NatunkivityScene> but i didn't know he was on a mac
<NatunkivityScene> they were wmv
<NatunkivityScene> so i went and found the .mov for himComment: TunkeyMicket on GamesNET
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#31231 (-2/314) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* Eld_stepmania is now known as eld_bf1942
<eld_bf1942> I dont want to go to bed with arrow vision so I think I will shoot some japs to make up for playing so much freaking DDR :P |
#31607 (-2/342) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ducklord> orange juice sucks
<ducklord> and so does this strawberry milk
<DigDug> ducklord : fresh-squeezed plz
<ducklord> nah, I don't like those chunks :(
<tfg> chunks?
<ducklord> yeah, I always squeeze oranges with my buttocksComment: EFNet #geekissues
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#31676 (-2/326) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
aliensk8erj: it was just, blah blah blah, BJ! |
#31692 (-2/314) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[ Unter ] why do faggot nigs always quit right before game starts on wc3
[ Unter ] that's so fucking annoying
[ Unter ] if I fucking met them I would shove me cock down their throat
[ Unter ] in a non-sexual violent way
[ doobie ] then theyd bite it off
[ doobie ] in a non violent, sexual way. |
#32041 (-2/296) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Hellfish> hmmmmmm...I wish the school bus was a boat...
<@Hellfish> then you could go fishing on the way to school :D
<@Hellfish> </stupidthought>
<@Darren> yeah
<@Darren> call it the TitanicComment: #epsilon
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#32069 (-2/288) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<iRO> [DVD-R by DEMIZE] Spongebob Squarepants: The Seascape Capers (2004) *COMPLETE* *NTSC* [95x50 MB]
<iRO> [DVD-R by DEMIZE] The Care Bears Movie (1985) *COMPLETE* *NTSC* [95x50 MB]
<nylint> [DVD-R by DEMIZE] Icewizard's Big Jail Adventure (2004) *COMPLETE* *NTSC* *XXX* [91x50 MB] |
#32111 (-2/420) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ikkenai> I liked this site better, when it was called http://ikkenai.spicelab.net |
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