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#22463 (-2/239) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+Z0RG`brb> i have kids too
<BOH23> okey....
<+Z0RG`brb> but only half kids
<+Z0RG`brb> need a girl for the other half
#22918 (-2/303) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<^Sunrise> YES! SCORE! parents gone to see matrix
<^Sunrise> SUPAR FAP TIME
<^Sunrise> keekles
#23307 (-2/331) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Braincore> I'm losing my verginity as we speak!
#23942 (-2/290) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<[BaY]Spc_yoyO^|c107h3d|> Dude this is so gay.
<[mT]downset|partyboy> what is ?
<[BaY]Spc_yoyO^|c107h3d|> We have Hellen Kellar on our quarter so now when they see Alabama they'll think "RETARDED".
#24082 (-2/314) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<adorecm> Tim is my hero.
<whitcomb> tim
<adorecm> ?
<adorecm> time.
<whitcomb> Time?
<adorecm> Tim.
<whitcomb> ....oh.
#25020 (-2/234) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ArmadilloX> suck my cock
<Zerox20> are you still going on how your the best in the world?
<Zerox20> Its over with man
<ArmadilloX> give it a little kiss
<Zerox20> let it go
<ArmadilloX> u know u wanna
<ArmadilloX> its waving zero
<ArmadilloX> its saying "yo bitch. suck me"
<ArmadilloX> "suck me good. fuck me good."
<ArmadilloX> "zeeeeroxxxxxx....xxx....x...x.....suck on meeeeeeeee"
* ArmadilloX pokes zerox with his boner
<ArmadilloX> dude?
<ArmadilloX> O_o
<Fujihara> O.o
Quits: Zerox20 (Write Error: Broken pipe)
#25033 (-2/274) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ChimeriX^mIRC> you maked an mistake....
#25107 (-2/246) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<u-238> PARA FOR SHIT'S SAKE JUST LOOK AT MY ATOMIC MASS
#25159 (-2/256) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<JonJonB> omg Gary Glitter is on tv
<Boko> no way
<Boko> that guy fucking rox
#26321 (-2/292) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[supz] 64meg usually has less faster ram
[supz] and 128 has more slower ram
#26334 (-2/346) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<aNuBiS-> but youre never around :/
<PeeDC> lol
<PeeDC> thats cuz im busy with real life these days
<aNuBiS-> lies
<PeeDC> i got a kid on route .. due in less than a month ..  and no job .. im busy :P
<aNuBiS-> hmmm, youre black now?
#26395 (-2/328) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(ogre) fuckin bitchass muthafuckin cunt
(ogre) < - rap star
#27178 (-2/284) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<wild-> Conjoined adult Iranian twins have both died after unprecedented surgery to separate them, Singapore hospital officials announced today
<FuNGiSiED> if allah wanted them seperated he would have made them that way
<FuNGiSiED> praze allah
#27194 (-2/312) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[niklaus] MjrChirpy: where should i download KVM switch from
#27408 (-2/368) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(`NaNaKi): i have a 27" in my room that never gets used
#28299 (-2/260) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Rambozo> I remember housesitting once. I totally abused the privileges, I ate all the good stuff, used their jacuzzi as a bath, and watch the spice channel every day
<Volt9000> you should have left a little "surprise" in their fridge
<Streak> "mmm honey this meatloaf is good, i like how you put corn in it!" "i didnt make meatloaf"
#28348 (-2/342) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<cyber`> I'm masterbation certified
#28651 (-2/348) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(Dice) i thought an IRC connection to gamesNET came with CS retailComment: Submitted by Wheelman56
#28843 (-3/307) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<pHluid> Uh...
<pHluid> So this "chick" I know (Guy. Had a sex change.) just said "...I'm gonna be staying with friends until I have this baby"
#28944 (-3/333) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Conjurer> shaddup spic
<kmarx> conj, I'm not a spic, I've never stabbed anyone in my entire life
#28980 (-2/326) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Lowridah> I want to know what arnold's political agenda is
<Lowridah> I know he's a liberal republican
<Lowridah> whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean
<Lowridah> its like military inteligence
<Lowridah> or a nice-smelling mexican
#29062 (-2/408) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<mef> World Trade Center_people jumping from building.avi
<mef> it's rainin men!
#29098 (-2/246) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<turtles> there was a grey wire
<turtles> does that serve any purpose?
<Lu-Tze> it goes in a very specific port
<Lu-Tze> ill tell you how to find it
<Lu-Tze> first of all bend over
<turtles> ¬_¬Comment: #pcgf on Gamesnet
#29100 (-2/256) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Knighted_> if(lost == true) { Water.Get(); Shelter.Build(); Food.Find(); }
#29207 (-2/378) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Jamie> my toilet paper smells good
<Wheelman56> yea i'm sure it does right after you used it right
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