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#308332* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<notjones> i reject your penis
<notjones> and substotue my own |
#308377* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< CoJaBo> .g cojabo
< jenni> CoJaBo: hxxp://archive.org/iathreads/forum-display.php?poster=CoJaBo
< CoJaBo> fail
< CoJaBo> wow. one reply to my thread on the destruction of the entire fricking internet archive
< CoJaBo> .g cojabo -archive
< jenni> CoJaBo: hxxps://github.com/CoJaBo
< CoJaBo> ..I have an account on github? wat.
< CoJaBo> .g cojabo SOMETHING COOL
< jenni> CoJaBo: hxxp://bash.org/?browse&p=414
< CoJaBo> oh ffs. |
#308398* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Terminal> Shit the girl i am after money can't buy her
<Terminal> SHe is priceless
<TheJayson> awww
<TheJayson> is she at least fuckable?
<Terminal> Oh yea
<TheJayson> oh so no bag treatment
<TheJayson> lol
<Ryu> yes she is, after he fills her with air
<TheJayson> LMFAO |
#308448* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(LuminolBlue) Yes, Cat thing is a bot thing.
(MJ94) It's LuminolBlue's blow up doll.
(LuminolBlue) Not a blow-up doll, just the pussy. |
#308479* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(25-07-2012 00:11:19) Ommand: 31 looks very young
(25-07-2012 00:13:09) SuD: unlike Ommand, i think 31 looks too young
(25-07-2012 00:13:30) Ommand: I'm fairly certain that's what I just said
(25-07-2012 00:14:15) SuD: put a pedobear at the begining of your sentence, then add an exclamation mark at the end
(25-07-2012 00:14:26) SuD: sorry
(25-07-2012 00:15:31) Ommand: sometimes I forget that I'm surrounded by 12 year olds
(25-07-2012 00:16:34) CoJoNEs: 12 seems oldComment: #cyanogendmod
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#308769* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* Joins: Sarah[away] (sarah@vHost.removed)
<Miranda> whodat
<nettocash> someone named sarah?
<hallucinate> whodat
<hallucinate> apparently has big tits a nice ass and is just mad sexy
<nettocash> niceee
<nettocash> bet its a dude tho
<hallucinate> prolly
<Miranda> a dude with big tits?
<nettocash> ya
<Miranda> hawt
<nettocash> ever seen manboobs?
<Miranda> yeah, but i was thinking like tranny tits
<nettocash> could be a tranny, but ive always been taught that all girls online are really guys
<Miranda> well i can verify that i'm actually a girl
<nettocash> ive heard that before
<Miranda> ask echoline
<nettocash> i-wwf.net/ice.jpg
<nettocash> he tried to tell me he was a girl
<Miranda> i have a vagina and everything
<nettocash> heard it all before
<Miranda> echoline, i'm a girl right?
<nettocash> heard that before too
<nettocash> people pretending to be someone else to convince someone their a girl
<Miranda> well fuck you too
<Miranda> that's just retarded
<Miranda> do people actually do that?
<nettocash> ya
<nettocash> allow me to demostrate
* Sarah[away] is nettocash :P
<nettocash> told you it was a guy :xComment: #iwwf on irc.i-wwf.net
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#308822* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+Draconis> Also, speaking of poor cats...
<+JPRoth1980> I now have a flail for the melee rounds at our wars. |
#308951* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Lobotomy> but the idea of an erotic novel coming from you perfectly seats my jimmies
<Gambit> you just like
<Gambit> finger chicks
<Gambit> and that's a handjob
<Lobotomy> the thought of a ho hum, boring-as-fuck erotic novel by someone who just doesn't fucking care
<Lobotomy> is probably the best thing ever
<Lobotomy> like, sex happens, but it's just really pitiful and thoughtless, one of them checks their facebook or does taxes mid-fuck
<Lobotomy> "...as she slowly unbuttoned his grey, embroidered polo, he let out an exasperated sigh and moaned, "not tonight, honey, I have a headache""
<Lobotomy> THE END |
#308955* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<aymbot> Fuuzetsu, what did dr-z do?
<aymbot> he's messaging me about being unsilenced or whatever
<Moon_Doggy> aymbot, my advice is /ignore dr-z
<xIsalty> I broke 2 fingers today
<xIsalty> typing is harder now
<Sean_McG> oh dear
<Moon_Doggy> aymbot, and besides he's not even +q
<aymbot> why?
<aymbot> oh?
<xIsalty> lel
<aymbot> then wtf are you talking about dr-z
<Moon_Doggy> now if dr-z was smart he would register his nick since this is a +m channel and you need to be registered to talk HINT HINT HINT
<aymbot> lol
<aymbot> wow
<aymbot> /facepalm
* Moon_Doggy sets mode -m #anime
<Moon_Doggy> dz-z say something
<dr-z> hi
* Moon_Doggy sets mode +m #anime
<aymbot> lulz
<Moon_Doggy> i didnt say simon says
<Sean_McG> LOL |
#308977* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<davemchine> ah, well it was my last one. :-_)
<davemchine> :-_)
<davemchine> shit
<davemchine> :-)
<davemchine> there
<ThinkRob> Your smiley face had a stroke... |
#308994* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<taktoa> so apparently there was one random block of end portal on an island on my minecraft server map
<taktoa> and somehow a couple of the users walked into it
<taktoa> luckily one of them was an op
<taktoa> so he went creative and killed the enderdragon
<Krash> that happens to me in the parking lot outside the store all the timeComment: #the_construct on TribalWar
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#309076* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Namelesswonder> [L], VOXELHEAD IS ON THE LOOSE AND BANNING PEOPLE FOR SAYING MEATSPIN
=-= Mode #minecraft +b *!Namelesswo@us.freeBNC.net by VoxelHead
=-= Namelesswonder was booted from #minecraft by VoxelHead (Banned: Shock site. Banned for 30 days.)
<[L]> LOL
<[L]> I didn't like him anyways.
<mau5ie> lol'd
<immibis> LOL |
#309087* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ink> we have folks from redwood shores here today, which means FREE LUNCH yay
`WarpKat stabs ink and takes his place
hekel resurrects ink and instagibs `WarpKat
`WarpKat respawns at the muffin locker
<`WarpKat> WIN!
<`WarpKat> =:P
<hekel> o.0
hekel setup a sentry at all the spawn points
<`WarpKat> camper. >:P |
#309265* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Taryn> when I was like 14 I used to apply English pronunciation to Japanese words. I'd rhyme "anime" with "time". Yes, really. |
#309266* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Soulcleaver> I've noticed Crack's quality has gone down lately while the output has gone up significantly.
<@Soulcleaver> Cracked
<@Soulcleaver> CRACKED
<@Soulcleaver> Feel free to take that line out of context
<@Xenesis> Hurr
<@YelseyKing> SC: That's because there are a lot more guest writers these days, while the regulars haven't been doing much lately.
* YelseyKing changes topic to '<Soulcleaver> I've noticed Crack's quality has gone down lately while the output has gone up significantly.'
<@NWH> *Soulcleaver gets arrested for possession of crack*
<@Xenesis> Hah
<@Treeki> *Cracked posts a new article; "The 7 Best Soulcleaver Mishaps"* |
#309489* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Momiji> when you're a bhudist
<Momiji> all of your power attacks get really strong
<Momiji> and so they get this cool little lightning animation
<Momiji> anyway
<Momiji> i have a rocket powered butt attack |
#309496* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Saby> And it's so cute, when you sing you sound like christ, you talk with the tip of your tongue
<Saby> :P
<LLycan> i sound like Jesus?
<Saby> And you articulate every word in the song
<Saby> No
<Saby> Christopher
<LLycan> oh.. |
#309526* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Ardyvee ) CAPS CRUISE CONTROL HAS BEEN ACTIVATED. PLEASE ENJOY YOUR RIDE. |
#309531* (?/7) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Jigsy> Apparently the NaSA are to up their game and snoop on aliens now. |
#309625* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Jigsy> I would never raise my fist to a woman.
<Jigsy> I'd get Chris Brown to do it for me. |
#309646* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Kles> hmm something about that line kills ikachan
<Kles> it's weird about utf-8
<Kles> »
* ikachan has quit (Connection closed)
[...]
* ikachan (ikachan@bdnk-654f9616.eastlink.ca) has joined #greentrees
<Kles> »
<Kles> heeeeeey that worked
<Rena> ikachan: »
<ikachan> Rena: screw you pal |
#309796* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<`WarpKat> i think i'm going to start charging for people to friend me
<`WarpKat> $20 if you just wanna have me on your list, $25 to actually chit-chat with me, $30 for benefits
<`WarpKat> =:P |
#309906* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Corey> Let's keep this channel clear for support porpoises.Comment: #freenode on freenode during a ddos
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#309989* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<jrvc> But I'm usually a grammar and spelling nazi
<jrvc> I need to hold myself to the same standards I hold others too
<jrvc> *to
<jrvc> FUC
<jrvc> *FUCK
<AaronBallman> ROFL
<nh_99> LOLOLOLOL! |
#310018* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< MadCamel> Heh. I'm done with porn. I mean.. It's my day-job but it's a solved problem.. It's indefinitely horizontally scalable. Nothing left to do but add more machines. I have more interesting projects in the oven :)
< MrWho> more intresting than porn, i doubt that |
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