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#306790* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@plipfishy> yeah
<@plipfishy> just need like 15 mins
<@poisonfruitloops> or a flat head screw driver.. what ever the saddles need
<@spawn57> meh screw you guys, I'm gonan read qdb.us
#306794* (?/43) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Those who run fast in life will be given an extra load to carry so that they may keep up with those that are walking through life!  Patrick Heldsinger
#306804* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Champion03> I cannot cause a complete network failure.
<+Champion03> That was an act of god.
+Champion03 (webchat@HARHAR-jog.9sj.1nmndk.IP) Quit (Killed (Merbo (This was an act of GOD!)))
Comment: took place on merbosmagic.co.cc
#306883* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
KungPhoo: btw - are you "minecraft-notaz"?
notaz|work: nothing to do with minecraft
KungPhoo: ok
Comment: #openpandora on Freenode
#306910* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ShadowDracos> Women can't drive because it's not in their rights amendment.
<ShadowDracos> oh wait
Comment: #webstar
#306916* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
HelgeSverre: and that is the worste kind of bad
Church: hmmmmKaChunk: On what grounds?
Kaizato: the "im helge and everything i say counts" grounds
Comment: OverTheGun.com
#306948* (?/55) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
+z$8frZdyL%68pSU/:>w<:E3.lG-!XIBComment: +z$8frZdyL%68pSU/:>w<:E3.lG-!XIB
#307017* (?/39) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(05:17:54) <@Deo3560> i'm over 3/4ths white (05:18:01)
<@Gham> hold the fuck up (05:18:04)
<@Gham> since when? (05:18:15)
#307036* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Nocofee> Kyoum , say Happy B-day to me.
<Kyoum> I refuse.
<Nocofee> Goddamit.
<Kyoum> Gonna watch , Kamisama Doll's instead.
<Nocofee> I got 20 yesterday,
<Nocofee> and why you not say to me Happy fucking getting so old.
<Nocofee> I got rejected...
#307153* (?/63) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
• CompanionCube is waiting for thunder-colt's loev...
• thunder-colt loevs CompanionCube
CompanionCube: :D
• CompanionCube is happy.
• thunder-colt is happy CompanionCube is happy
• CompanionCube is happy thunder-colt is happy that I am happy.
• thunder-colt is happy CompanionCube is happy that thunder-colt is happy that CompanionCube is happy.
• CompanionCube is happy that-
• CompanionCube is just happy.
CompanionCube: <3
• thunder-colt settles for just happy
• BlacklightShining grabs the mic from thunder-colt. “Yo, thunder-colt, I'm real happy for ya, and I'mma let you finish, but FREEZE POP IS THE BEST PONY OF ALL TIME.”
CompanionCube: (BlacklightShining ROFLMAO)
• thunder-colt laughs
BlacklightShining: :D
CompanionCube: (that was genius.)
thunder-colt: ^
Comment: #EquestriaDaily on GeekShed (irc.geekshed.net)
#307210* (?/37) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
noobscratcher: facktoided into cum balls of orgasimick failure
Church: ...
Comment: OverTheGun.com
#307264* (?/37) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Oatmeal: ok
Delacroix: nah
Oatmeal: han
Dawn_Shadowdancer: shot first
Dawn_Shadowdancer: Star Wars!
Snapai: shot f- dangit Shadowdancer!
Dawn_Shadowdancer: :P
Dawn_Shadowdancer: Sorry
Comment: #EquestriaDaily on irc.lightirc.com
#307287* (?/39) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
TIME FOR A SCARY HALLOWEEN STORY!
The Shit... that... Wouldn't... Flush!!
#307517* (?/49) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[#LunasLoft]
<+Kembe> *smack* Stupid! *smack* Who do you think you are? *smack* did I leave the water running last night? *smack* Oh hi Shi!
[#LunasLoftOOC]
<~Dark_Horse> lol at last line in #lunasloft
<~Dark_Horse> …brb, I think I left the stove on…
<+Kembe> k lol
<~Dark_Horse> …CRAP.
<~Dark_Horse> BRB, DEALING WITH FIRE :O
<+Kembe> holy crap
<+Kembe> stop chatting man GET TO IT!
<~Dark_Horse> …lol, jk
<+Kembe> oh
<~Dark_Horse> jk, jk XD
<~Dark_Horse> … :3
• @Fluttershi raises eyebrow
<+Kembe> Well then KEEP CHATTING MAN! For the love of CELESTIA!
Comment: #LunasLoft and #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
#307560* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Me-me> hey Dark, you still there?
<Darkmask> what ya want?
<Darkmask> want me to try and reroll HP with feepbot instead of your bot?
<Me-me> ah, um, no.
<Me-me> it's something that should happen when you're in a better frame of mind maybe. <_< um
<Darkmask> tell me
<Darkmask> >8|
<Me-me> D:> okay, okay
<Darkmask> or I will devour you're soul
<Me-me> ...
<Me-me> ...
<Me-me> ...*your
<Darkmask> *devours!*
Comment: #Omnia on SorceryNet
#307597* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nomad> nothing like vodka mixed with orange flavoured fructose syrup, diluted with a little bit of water
<RavuAlHemio> Orange-flavoured fructose syrup?
<nomad> yes
<nomad> though, it may as well be "Orange, flavoured fructose syrup"
<RavuAlHemio> You've been robbing pharmacies again, haven't you?
<nomad> :O I Do NOT rob multiple pharmacies more than once!
Comment: I am not cheap
#307613* (?/39) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MiX-MaN> damn bash.. come one
<MiX-MaN> i havent been on here in like a year
<MiX-MaN> and its only 3 pages of new comments
<John> qdb.us
<John> hate me now
<MiX-MaN> meh
<MiX-MaN> qdb has too many unfunny ones
<MiX-MaN> unless its changed
<John> qdb only has funny ones
<MiX-MaN> &#65288;&#9583;°&#9633;°&#65289;&#9583;&#65077;&#65279; sn&#729;qpb
Comment: Coffeenet
#307876* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pitz> I enjoy being in the proximity of unflushed toilets
#307903* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@MrCode> (· ) ( ·) DERP
<CF> Those are tits.
#307920* (?/47) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sagar> .
<JackBeePee> ^I agree
<Sagar> ^
<rails> ^
#307944* (?/23) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Avalith &#9474; well
Avalith &#9474; once i get wicd installed and configured
Avalith &#9474; it's time to tackle *that* issue again
Mobo &#9474; wireless?
Avalith &#9474; no
Avalith &#9474; that's working fine
Avalith &#9474; trying to get the right resolution for my monitor
Kent &#9474; Avalith: wicd isn't that hard to configure
Kent &#9474; all you really need to do is add the daemon to rc.conf
Avalith < has quit irc
Kent &#9474; lol I think he broke it
#308174* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jamesd> good mom's let you lick the blender, great moms turn off the blender, AJ_Z0's mom turns it on max and says go on Son you can do lick it go ahead use that worthless tonge on that blender, i think i got that short fixed now.
#308215* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+moham> man, i'd have to think pretty hard to remember the last time i snorted cocaine
<+moham> pre-chilluns
<+moham> can't wait till they're older so we can do a bunch of blow together, like a proper family
#308223* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Spudstabber> wait
<yamar> what?
<Spudstabber> wait guys
<Spudstabber> wait
* Melodi waits
<Spudstabber> someone needs to virtualbox an os
* yamar baits
<Spudstabber> and in the virtualbox
<Melodi> I'M WAITING. I'M WAITING. I'M WAITING
<Spudstabber> virtualbox an os
<Spudstabber> then in the virtual virtualbox
<Spudstabber> virtualbox an os
<yamar> thats what I was saying! :p
<Spudstabber> then in the virtual virtual virtualbox
<Melodi> virtualbox-an-os-ception-ception?
<Spudstabber> virtualbox an os
<Melodi> +ception
<Spudstabber> then in the virtual virtual virtual virtualbox
<Spudstabber> draw pixel art
<Melodi> Oh god.
<Spudstabber> and then virtualbox an os
<Melodi> ...
Comment: #vox - EsperNet
#308301* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<blackroseMD1> You people are odd.
<blackroseMD1> :P
<Tomato_s0up> blackroseMD1, hey baby
<blackroseMD1> No thanks. I have a penis. Don't need another one.
<Milenko> It's only gay if the balls touch.
<Tomato_s0up> ^^
<blackroseMD1> Coming from the king of the Devil's Three Way
<Milenko> LOL
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