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SanGinge: The British Edward Cullen is stalking Alice in Wonderland. Does Alice have any legal recourse?
Crispy: She could always launch a Class Action Law Suit, but Alice seems to like being stalked, so I don't really see the point of suing... |
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MixieFox: The Westons and the Greys stayed well away from each other, except for the Grandparents Who Did Not Die... |
#305163* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
When I evaluated my Acting professor, I complained that shklee was too mild compared to my First Deranged Drama teacher. After the 2010 Christmas Specials, I may need to revise my opinion... |
#305397* (?/39) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
"if you succeed in the world with half the effort, put in the full effort and own it"!
Daniel P. Watson |
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<loldude> PLZ BAN idiots from "irc.p2p-network.net / #zomgwtfbbq" from submitting quotes.
<m4hlaz0rz> Yeah. They submit just shit.
<penixL0ver> /sign
<rapperg0d> /sign
<sexyBitch> /signComment: made up quote, but ban the idiots from "irc.p2p-network.net / #zomgwtfbbq" - they submit shit!
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GunGundersen: that black chick was so sassy, her name was Sassy.
GunGundersen: Sassy Sasserson |
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I don't eat for hunger, I eat for taste |
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JC: Comptia A+ Certified (2008)
JC: Comptia Network + Certified (2010)
harp: That's awesome!
JC: we're actually bringing him in too...christ I wish we paid better |
#305643* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* idi0t (Mibbit@makewrite.demon.co.uk) has joined #mcp
* ChanServ sets mode +b *!Mibbit@* for #mcp
* idi0t was kicked by ChanServ (services@esper.net)Reason (AKICK by Ingis (Please use a proper IRC client))Comment: #mcp
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Omnifarious: Some think the weather outside is frightful, but I find it so delightful. It's one of the things that keeps me sane. So, let it rain, let it rain, let it rain. |
#305828* (?/23) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rhyme> the pain, disorder
<Rhyme> a cataclymic dawn..
<Sarah> omg Deja vu
<Rhyme> we trusted, but something has gone wrong~
<Sarah> of Deja vu.
<Sarah> FUCK YES
<Rhyme> we bought it, but woke to find it gone~
<shadowh511> In this summer, there is no more dawn~
<Rhyme> impact in 5 4 3 2~
<Rhyme> peace before it
<Rhyme> the radiation creeps
<shadowh511> BOOM
<Rhyme> on cats feet
<shadowh511> we all dead man
<shadowh511> game over man
<Rhyme> we scatter through the streets
<Rhyme> she asked me you think its safe to breathe
<shadowh511> this is sad
<Rhyme> no it doesnt look that way to me~
<shadowh511> Well that's great, that's just fuckin' great, man. Now what the fuck are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty shit now man
<shadowh511> That's it man, game over man, game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?
<Sarah> ._. |
#305999* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
2011
Aldwar: wtf?
Aldwar: when did i say this?
Aldwar: Aldwar: damn crow, Aeon got away yesterday
Aldwar: Aldwar: he chewed his way through the ropes
Aldwar: Aldwar: damn mouse
Aldwar: Crow: hehe
Aldwar: ***Aldwar sets up some moustraps
Aldwar: Aldwar: watch your step peoples!
Aldwar: Aldwar: ah, btw travis, don't let the people on alissma operate on ya
Aldwar: Aldwar: they like to do lobotomies w/o anesthetics
Aldwar: i must've been high or something...
Crow: had to be long ago I have no memories of it
Aldwar: oh
Aldwar: yea me neither
Aldwar: yea crow, seems from be from '09Comment: #cmg-galacticbank
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<Gham> im tryna play widit but its makin it worse FML (13:59:51) <Benaok> .grats gham the clapComment: Gratz on the Clap
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<+Bwaah> I treat pussy like weed, cause I pass it around |
#306098* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sauber> idea
<Sauber> we mail food
<Sauber> with bombs in it
<Tim|Away> No
<Tim|Away> You stupid racist ass
<CrazyPenguin> No
<Sauber> food that needs to be refrigerated
<Sauber> except they're not time bombs
<Sauber> they're cold bombs
<Tim|Away> You racist asshole making light of a serious real world issue
<Tim|Away> I hope a goat tears your asshole out and digests it
<Tim|Away> so that your own asshole becomes shit
<Tim|Away> goat shit |
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<The_Vole> Fuck, big exam in two hours
<Sarvix> aww
<The_Vole> It´s biology, so I need to know about the Sarv- I mean, cervixComment: #e621 at furnet
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<+mack280> j #chat
<~weeble> ur in #chat
<~weeble> lol
<~escnuk3r> lol
<+Dee_> failComment: when failure is an option
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#306468* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Oh man
I ripped the nastiest fart today when I was taking a shit
It smelled like cut grass |
#306496* (?/47) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
You look like a bitch
Wit' yo' pants up on the ground! |
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<VikingTodd> my <censored> is 8.5 inches thick
<VikingTodd> and 400 inches long
<VikingTodd> its prehensile too!
<VikingTodd> I can strangle you with it! |
#306584* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Best pun happened 5 minutes ago.
Chelsea: I dreamt I was a rocket.
Me: lol sure..
Chelsea: You don't understand!
Chelsea: I know what it is to BE a rocket!
Me: You grokkit?Comment: Reference to stanger in a strange land "grok"
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Flamerunner: SDFASDFASDFADSFASDFASDFASDFASDFASDFASDFAWDFASEFAWWRAWPETMAWEIORAMWERAWPENIS
Mong oose: Shut the fuck up
Flamerunner: lol no.
Mongoose: okComment: #EquestriaAfterDark on irc.geekshed.net
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Stranger: heey, male 17 from england here
You: Where's England? |
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"The price tag you put on yourself decides your worth. Underestimating yourself will cost you dearly."
Apoorve Dubey |
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Octavia: brb, client is hosed.
Octavia (~Hayfever@protectedhost-D35EE85F.ks.ks.cox.net) left the chat room. (Quit: brb.)
AtomicBrony is now known as Rarity^.
Rarity^ is now known as AtomicBrony.
Octavia (~Hayfever@protectedhost-D35EE85F.ks.ks.cox.net) joined the chat room.
Octavia was promoted to operator by ChanServ.
• BucketBot hands Octavia a free bucket!
• AtomicBrony glomps Octavia
AtomicBrony: Welcome back
BlacklightShining: wb, Octavia
BlacklightShining: you just missed RarityComment: #BucketOfHolding on GeekShed (irc.geekshed,net)
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