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"Religion is the garment hmanity wears to avoid the harsh, cold light of reality." ~ Abby Willowroot
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There is something called LOVE, which by far Transcends all material desire !! --RakshithComment: My second quote
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They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder but you have question the beholder when he or she is delusional.
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23:08 beautiful_cat_guts 08 hypersigil.org 482: | [0] beautiful_cat_guts, [1] #domus, [2] You're not channel operator
23:09 *** beautiful_cat_guts is now known as I_AM
23:09 I_AM is 5
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23:11 Dr_Tropikal lol
Comment: anthropic principle
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Many great ideas are conceived and never realized.Comment: Mine
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A strong man steels himself from all memories of the past, consequences of the present and possibilities of the future.
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You Are Making Fun Of Me, But The Funny Part Is : If I Wanted To Be Low Like You, I Can Make You Cry.. But I Have Self Respect.Comment: Omar El Ghafari
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Is David Tennant an android?
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Madonna Complex?
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Did you switch brains with my Mexican English Teacher, Mexican Voice Teacher, and Perverted American Orchestra Conductor?
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Girls with Glasses are the sanity check on dreams. We may be disabled on Christmas Eve.
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Nobody ever liked a Normally Distributed Individual.
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You can so get hooked on Aderall. I lost a dear English Classmate to Prescription Amphetamines. Don't worry, he got better. (Unless the Incarnation of Addiction re-hooked him).
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Do you still think I'm naive?
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Greg Gutfeld seems to be confusing Andy Levy with the Emo Kid buried under Stonehenge. There is no Emo Kid buried under Stonehenge. Rain does not exist, and neither does-OH CRAP IT'S THE FLORESCENT GREEN BUTTERFLY!!!
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It is healthier to behave like Gabrielle Solis than Bree Hodge. Gabrielle Solis is a Satanic Bitch.
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He was fine until you showed him that Voodoo Doll...
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No I shouldn't go to Hollywood. You should. (To start with).
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Disclaimer of Ass Coverage: There may be no Down Syndrome Doctor.
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Moot: You've reached DreamsIncorporated Subdivision: Schizophrenia. Please state the nature of your emergency.
Mixelica: COLOR CODED SEXUAL ORIENTATION BOWTIE TIME VORTEX MESS!!
Crispy: You are now under House Arrest. For a Limited Time, stop submitting Conversations to QDB.US.
Mixelica: Fair enough...
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Master: Defying Gravity never works in any situation.
MixieFox: Except One.
Master: Don't Try my Patience...
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*SCANNING TWELFTH DOCTOR'S EDITION OF "THE PANDORICA OPENS"
Findings: Every character has gained Common Sense. Matt Smith's performance has degraded due to loss of Possible Amnesia and Actual Sexual Tension.
Conclusion: Learn to Fake Surprise and improve Classical Portrayal of Drives.
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Not so much a Cheap Gimmick as Bloody Underpriced.
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