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TennisJump: how do the girls work so much?
G0T Y0U LAST 21: they force themselves to believe they will get a zit on their nose if they dont do it
G0T Y0U LAST 21: and that would be the death of their social life
G0T Y0U LAST 21: which, in working so hard, they end up destroying anyway |
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<snow> it's no surprise that "mixin it up" has the same number of syllables as "sucking some cock"Comment: #geekissues
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Bendite: A Holocaust is never funny.......unless you are killing clowns. |
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<buffalo> i shave with an electric razor because using a normal razor i get awful razorburn as a result
<buffalo> i was shopping at walmart today and saw the gillette fusion razor and figured "hm, maybe five razors would help"
<buffalo> just shaved a few hours ago, and now i remember why i use a goddamn electric in the first place.
<buffalo> i put some lotion on my face to help the itching, but it had alcohol in it and made my chin and neck ten times worse
<buffalo> it's like somebody took smallpox, acne, mosquitoes and chicken pox and unleashed hell on my chin
<DietBob> So I guess you could say, you've got smacnequitopox? :)
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< Hivemind> How many outsider HD do you reckon God would have?
<@DigDug> HD?
< Hivemind> Hit Die
< Hivemind> D&D joke?
< Hivemind> -_-
<@Rjx_> he probably has none
<@Rjx_> because he's not an RPG nerd
<@Rjx_> like youComment: #geekissues
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popmania7: It would be like some movie thats like this situation. |
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<Garrett> I bought me the best present ever!
<Haras> what did you buy yourself? :)
<el_dulzor> a russian mail order bride? |
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[@Jemy] i coudl conect ethernet cables for the rest of my life
[@Jemy] wihtout getting boreds
[@Jemy] bored*
[+zepski] not me
[~knoeki] me neither
[@Jemy] i cannot WAIT to goto work tomorrow
[+zepski] i have to connect usb cords every now and again
[@Jemy] usb cord r boring
[+zepski] wtf is wrong with you
[+zepski] usb cords do everything including your momComment: #zomgwtfbbq
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Lee:
NOMXIS is going to see speed racer at the movies
Lee:
who the hell would see that?
Lee:
its for 6 year olds
- R℮℮ce:
yeah
- R℮℮ce:
"GO SPEED GO!"
Lee:
It looks like a video game/ childrens movie
Lee:
its like... a movie about mario kart.. with a fag drivingComment: Speed Racer Movie Insult
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<Nebiros> can i ask about AIDS / STD?
<Nebiros> i had sex with a prostitute 2 days ago.
<Nebiros> i did penetrate her vagina with condom,then time ran out so,i was in a hurry and she gave me a handjob with condom covering my penis.After that i continue to penetrate her vagina.Does this tear the condom microscopically to allow HIV transmission?
<Nebiros> Moreover,after that i pulled my penis out of her vagina to fixed my condom,then it slipped.She then covered my penis with the slipped condom invertedly for 3-5 seconds (it only touches the penis head & part very close to the head).By the time i realized, i re-adjust my condom properly and continue to penetrate her vagina.
<Nebiros> Does this transmit HIV or STD?
<Nebiros> Sorry for my english.Comment: #Demonoid irc.p2p-network.net
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beet red face says (12:38 PM):
fuk all
beet red face says (12:38 PM):
woke up lol
JustJoshin says (12:39 PM):
ahaha... so whats ya been doin lately
JustJoshin says (12:39 PM):
u still hookin up with the goth chick
beet red face says (12:40 PM):
lol nah havnt seen her for awhile
beet red face says (12:40 PM):
i think
beet red face says (12:40 PM):
it was because i
beet red face says (12:41 PM):
did this massive runny shit one morning 6am and the house was dead quietComment: He did a runny shit
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<ashoka> lucky that woman got off for using a myspace page to troll that 13-year-old girl into killing herself |
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HalfCab: yea. im just printing out project xl
noxonwall: i'm burning it now
HalfCab: burnin wat?
noxonwall: ...the project for excel.
HalfCabx: why?
noxonwall: what do you mean why?
HalfCab: ur burning the movie u made for excel?
noxonwall: yeah?
noxonwall: doesnt that make sense?
HalfCab: why would u put ur project on fire? |
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<Guess_Who> Back in my day speaking Spanish was liable to get you a 12-gauge blast to the face and your stinking carcass thrown in the Rio Grande |
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<anima> ofc people die from weed
<anima> their soul die
<anima> and their motivation
<anima> and their lungs
<morda> rofl
<morda> dumbass
<anima> i ve been smoking 10 joints a day for 10 years
<anima> i know what i m talking about
<anima> little noob faggot
<morda> anima
<morda> now be honest
<wuxia> 10 a day
<morda> ud rather smoke 10 a day
<morda> or drink all day long
<morda> i kno what i want
<wuxia> it's truly pathetic that you chose to smoke 10 a day
<anima> they re equally bad
<morda> best offcourse is that u don't do either
<anima> you re pathetic
<morda> idd
<morda> tbh
<morda> lotsa of my mates smoke more a day
<morda> but thats theyr choice
<wuxia> keep it constructive
<anima> weed can be bad that s all i wanted to say
<morda> yup
<wuxia> everything in excess is bad
<morda> but weed is not that harmfull as alcohol
<anima> that was very constructive calling me pathetic wuxia
<deotrip> i smoke crack 30 times a day
<anima> fukin assholeComment: #cpmpickup - quakenet
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< cunt^chocula> I think there will be Michael Jackson sightings the way there are Elvis sightings now |
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<Doorslammer> My idea of fun is prank calling the nearest IT company
<Doorslammer> And asking if an I.P. Config is there |
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I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time
you are finished talking, type RET twice.
No, why don't YOU describe your problems and press RET twice?
Is it because do not me describe my problems and press ret twice that
you came to me?
What?
Can you elaborate on that?
I have no idea what you just tried to say.
Why do you say that?
It made no sense at all.
Earlier you said do not me describe my problems and press ret twice?
Again, that sentence doesn't make any sense. Those constructs just
can't be put together like that.
Does it bother you that sentence does not make any sense those
constructs just cannot be put together like that?
IIdH;
I would appreciate it if you would continue.
I just thought it would be nice if you described your problems
instead. I'm sure you talk to a lot of weird people.
Maybe your plans have something to do with this. |
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<PUSSYLICKA> If Chocolate Chip Cookies are made with chocolate chips, and Peanut Butter Cookies are made with peanut buttter.. What are Girl Scout Cookies made with!?
<NIGGGA> Yo nigga, I want some koolaid right now, feel me? fuckin bitch ass nigga! ill fucking take out my gap and bust a cap in they ass!
<PUSSYLICKA>This niggas wallin..
*PUSSYLICKA has left Ghetto Chat*
<NIGGGA> YO fuckking momma left ghetto chat! fuckin bitch ass..niggaz.. |
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