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#10756 (-3/207) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> ok we are going to make one up
<chibi> 24hrs or something
<MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> and stage it
<chibi> k
<MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> the next thing i say u say "count me in"
<chibi> k
<MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> im going to take a dump on your face
<chibi> count me in
<MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> rofl
<MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> GENIOUS
<chibi> indeed
<chibi> help if you spelt genius right :D
#10827 (-3/284) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[21:42] *** Mousey changes topic to 'This isn't the best topic in the world........ oh no.......... it's a tribute'
#11217 (-3/271) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Drezdar> nah I'm not racist - but I am fully against paying for some foreign fuckface to teach me when I can't figure out what the Habib is saying.
<@Path> !
#11530 (-3/342) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<GI_Clutch> I made a mixture of BBQ sauce and water and put it in a spray bottle.  I sprayed a few cats.  They were swarming with flies and other bugs only a few minutes later.  It was pretty funny.
#11694 (-3/283) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Yogurt> Well, I'm glad I went out of my way come to this bustling suburb of Gay City!
<Yogurt> hehe
<Yogurt> hehehe
* Yogurt writes that down
#11937 (-3/348) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<molesto> damn, i submitted "black pride" to oxymoron.com and they didn't accept it
<molesto> :(
#12203 (-3/265) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*** Joins: Xelix (gamin@k56-32.greene.xtn.net)
<Xelix> Greetings.
<Xelix> I am Dan, Jedi Knight.
<Xelix> I have come to discuss something with any of you.
<Xelix> I shall return at another time.
*** Parts: Xelix (gamin@k56-32.greene.xtn.net)
#13351 (-3/318) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<MASTERR_4_SLUT_GIRLZ> i need a slut girl as my sex slave as i have pics of scenes i have in mind. apply on ur kneels with atleast ur topless pic.
#13439 (-3/313) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(alan_the_gerbil) damn, ebay don't have a penis section
#13618 (-3/278) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<spinner2019> i've got an error msg no such file 'file.mp3'
<Mutt-Away> Spinner: That's because the tidal winds in Africa are continental.
#13669 (-3/275) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[23:24] *** Now talking in #nasa
[23:24] *** Topic is 'we get higher than any of you fools.... ;) | i DO NOT give ops in this chan. end of story.'
[23:24] *** Set by rags on Fri Jul 05 16:21:59
[23:24] *** rags sets mode: +o Deth`
#14022 (-3/369) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Hempy> i said the funniest thing today
<Hempy> iwas quite impressed by my own wit
<Hempy> my mum was bitching to me about how i smoke to much weed and how i have no motication and i go
<Hempy> "fuck... i have motivation... do you think its easy getting up to go to the tinny house in the morning?~"
<Hempy> thats what i said
<Hempy> and it was funny
<rhythm> guess u had 2 be there
<rhythm> or not.
#14228 (-3/280) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Compn> i have an acoustic guitar or whatever the non electic ones are called
#14297 (-3/253) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Laggur>awwh man sorry to hear that your grandpa died
<MrKank>I will never forget his last words...
<MrKank>"Mah ovaries be da bomb shizzle homie, old skool style" my grandfather said before he passed.
<Laggur>Tru dat.
#14359 (-3/263) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<^_-> DICK SMELLS LIKE PICKLES.
<^_-> PARTIALLY BECAUSE OF THE DRIED SEMEN.
<Funk> My dried semen doesn't smell like pickles
<Funk> :/
<Funk> It smells like bleach
<^_-> THAT'S WHAT MINE SMELLS LIKE WHEN IT'S WET
<^_-> IT'S LIKE BLEACHY-CHLORINE
<Funk> That was my excuse for jacking off in the swimming pool
<Funk> "But I thought it would make the pool cleaner :( :( :("
<wildkarrdex> THAT WAS YOUR COURT DEFENCE?
<wildkarrdex> YOU COULD HAVE CLAIMED IT WAS AN INVOLUNTARY SPASM
<Funk> An involuntary spasm that made me hold a 6 year old underneath me for the duration?
#14490 (-3/295) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<TeamXtrem> i must suck
<Ly> TeamXtrem, you would know how it works :)
#14710 (-3/351) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<zombie-x> nothing wrong with a little punanny in yer fuckin mouth
<zombie-x> suck that clit like a fuckin tequila worm
#14712 (-3/315) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<antivert> flah. semen's nasty.
<antivert> except.. on nachos..
#14713 (-3/312) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*** CTCP RIMJOB reply from dh-: eating ass rools
#14905 (-3/334) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*** christina19 has joined #teens
<christina19> chatting is gay
#15686 (-3/345) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<drGonzo> |     /%      &.&.&|
<drGonzo> | % --    )  .&&&&T|
<drGonzo> |   --       &&&@D.--
<drGonzo> |       ------- -&&&--
* drGonzo problem
#16110 (-3/282) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<continuum> in the binary bible is the devil marked as 222?
#16389 (-3/302) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<bigs-:#rap> what is a good website? im trying to find a picture with someone who has platinum or gold teeth
#16661 (-3/318) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<KaiN`> Are you trying to tell me somethig?
<KaiN`> THING
<KaiN`> BLAST YOU N BUTTON FROM HELL
#18507 (-3/295) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Turbovec> SCREW THE ATOMIC BOMB, I WANT THE FUCKING ATOMIC BONG!
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