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<blazed> yeah, what do you guys do when nobody is watching you?
<PMonk> roll my boogers into a ball and play with them, measure my dick with a tape ruler, chew my toenails..
<princealbert> try to suck my dick.. im making progress
<heurist> clamp the area between my asshole and testicles with my fingers, the 'taint' as its often called, then i jerk off.. when im about to ejaculate, i can delay it for like 10 secs, then it flies across the room.
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