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#19806 (-4/249) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
-!- Assasins [Assassin@HSE-London-ppp3509865.sympatico.ca] has joined #linux
<Assasins> when i reboot linux
<Assasins> it tells me to enter password and login
<Assasins> how can i enter graphic linux?
Shadur> Assasins: ....... Congratulations. I'm pasting this log and saving it to a webpage for all my friends to laugh at hysterically.
<Assasins> Shadur: yes yes you stupid nerd go suck a dick and hack into ppl
-!- Assasins was kicked from #linux by Shadur [Bye now.] |
#20436 (-4/314) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ri-G0d> well, I'd rather suck a cock, then fuck angelina jolie |
#21162 (-4/473) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(mattmoo) wot do you call a hundred black ppl in a field?
(mattmoo) the good old days |
#21574 (-4/273) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<chris> Dreamweaver wont open grrr
<chris> Vbox error "Failed to initialize security client. Error code 103"
<InvisableMan> dreamweaver is for fags
<InvisableMan> oh.. nm |
#21973 (-4/343) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* BigD slaps BigD around a bit with a large trout
<SirKarls> hey bigd seems like u are bored
<BigD> yes]
<SirKarls> do u know www.bash.org ?
<BigD> no
<Black_Raven> i do
<Black_Raven> its funny u may like it
<Black_Raven> ur a racist right D?
<BigD> of course
<SirKarls> lol
<Black_Raven> click Bottom for jokes u would like |
#22379 (-4/381) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<broken> PARENT NOT KNOW WHAT KID DO AT NIGHT. WHEN AT NIGHT KID GO OUT GET HIGH TAKE WOMEN DRIVE CAR DRINK BEER, AT NIGHT KID ARE IS BE BAD, AND PARENT NOT EVER KNOW! HOW DANGEROUS THIS LIFE BE! BE CAREFUL OF KID AT NIGHT! |
#23885 (-4/242) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Gadgetguy says:
you ever feel like fate's fucking with you?
Silverfox says:
Hmm?
Silverfox says:
No, not really.
Silverfox says:
That might be pleasurable.
Gadgetguy says:
... |
#26284 (-4/236) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@niko> vox : i have inadvor zim for u when u want?
<@vox> is it on ur laptop?
<@niko> no, its in that media form call 'cd's
<@vox> bring d cds to me whenevr
<@vox> lik 2morrO
<@niko> k
<@vox> lt
<@vox> m 2 bz 2 typ all lttrz
<@vox> bz bz bz
<@vox> u r not imprtnt enuff 4 all lttrz
<@niko> ur a fag |
#26366 (-4/318) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hatter> I've smoked out of a maglite before
<Hatter> beat that
<reppy> I've smoked out of a 3 liter bottle. :/
<BlackDeth> i've smoked out of an aborted fetus |
#27972 (-4/334) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<teferi> Argh, ate a bowel of ramen and I'm still famished |
#28634 (-4/330) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Sarah Barran: pron juss sux
Sarah Barran: dass all der is to it
[Piratez]: you can say that to the chicks in the movie
[Piratez]: its just pure sucking well the movie that is
[Piratez]: *cough
Sarah Barran: ROFL |
#29000 (-4/468) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<clay> the size of a nose in the jewish community is a determining factor of how much of your family's gold and diamonds you could stuff up your nose in the event of a nazi invasion
<clay> it shows who's going to come out a winner, and who's going to come out soapComment: the #lost qdb was better :(
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#29079 (-4/314) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<KentuckyFriedChildren!rdthdr@65.234.179.222> whats a good firewall?
<+fuz!fuz@dialup-209.245.199.177.Dial1.Houston1.Level3.net> winamp
<+hamish!hamish@localhost> hahComment: #hacker on dalnet
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#29269 (-4/350) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<IngMeme> Victor Mancini is a ruthless con artist. Victor Mancini is a med-school dropout who's taken a job playing an Irish indentured servant in a colonial-era theme park in order to help care for his Alzheimer's-afflicted mother. Victor Mancini is a sex addict. Victor Mancini is a direct descendant of Jesus Christ. He realizes his heritage and that he can preform miracles with nothing but his mind because he was cloned from DNA from the foreskin of Jesus Christ. So he tries to miraculously cure his mother of Alzheimers. While he's waving his arms over her she chokes on chocolate pudding and dies. |
#29435 (-4/312) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Joins: SD-Washu (~washu@12-225-223-206.client.attbi.com)
<AlmtyBob> did you know that SD-Washu's host mask is an anagram for "Cock sucking jewbag"
<AlmtyBob> if you're allowed to use letters more than once |
#30276 (-4/394) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+T2k2> hehe
<+T2k2> the shit session sometimes sucks
<+T2k2> cuz i have to use the shower
<+T2k2> to clean it off.
<+T2k2> :(
<@The_Miker> lmfao
<@knightmar> lol
<+T2k2> i mean i have so much ass hair
<@knightmar> dude
<+T2k2> that it would take half a roll
<+T2k2> or a shower
<@knightmar> wax it
<+T2k2> i prefer the shower
<@knightmar> lol
<+T2k2> sometimes i get too much bile
<+T2k2> and its like acid on my ass
<+T2k2> its only after i eat pineapple
<+T2k2> so i dont
<@knightmar> have u ever farted in the shower but accidentally pooped
<+T2k2> ROFLComment: #GTAForums on GamesNET!
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#30370 (-4/286) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
suicidal general: and why the fuck did u just say "non-ascii compliant letters" it makes you sound like a guy with low self esteem who needs to prove hes smart by using technilogical words, while any confident person (no matter what intelligence) would just say "wtf was that" |
#30498 (-4/262) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@ouchies) that chick gave me a weak helmet nem
(@ouchies) what did you get
(@mason) i got a semi decent wand
(@reds`) that sounds so bad
(@mason) :) |
#30537 (-4/270) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ryano> i think i sprained my thumb last night
<ryano> my left alt thumb :(
<ryano> alt tab now brings nothing but pain
<ryano> pain in my z-orderComment: #lost
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#32062 (-4/322) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Josho> three trips to school in one day is three too manyComment: #geekissues
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#32063 (-4/282) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* iSycho (~Zack@nh-ipswich1b-236.lndnnh.adelphia.net) has joined #ramen
<iSycho> i forgot what i was going to say |
#32735 (-4/434) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sp|afk> communism doesnt work
<sp|afk> the USSR proved that to the world
<HrdwrBoB> ...
<HrdwrBoB> works for china
<sp|afk> yeah but they are just gooks |
#32904 (-4/408) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LooKooM`> yep ftp is crappy for 0-day appz and mp3, imo |
#32954 (-4/432) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<puppet> What do you call a black man in a suit and tie?
<swift> I don't know.
<puppet> The defendant.Comment: #Chatterz on DALnet
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#33308 (-4/296) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@dekkon> i went camping in amys front butt once
<Blingo-> hehe
<issuez> he, he also climbed mt boobius |
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