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#310494* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Valdaris> mac = poo
<Valdaris> linux = poo 'cept for servers
<Valdaris> PCMASTERRACFE
<Valdaris> -F
<Enemby> I don't know if that's correct...
<Enemby> Mac = poo if you run OSX
<Enemby> linux = not poo most days
<Enemby> PC = can and probably will be poo
<Enemby> eventually |
#310608* (?/5) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
It happens gradually, you start to notice that interactions become laborious; you avoid them because you hate that uncomfortable feeling in your gut, your heart.
You question why you feel what you’re feeling; they’re supposed to be they love of your life, you know, until death do us part?
Then you realize, you can’t even love yourself. You’re living a lie because you don’t want to face the truth.
Letting go is terrifying but dying loveless is every more so |
#310775* (?/7) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Sparta> cock is the shit |
#310783* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@the_idiot> BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
BILL
<+Brynn> oh no
<~Matsurishi> NYE THE SCIENCE GUY
<@the_idiot> SCIENCE RULES |
#310786* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
@ the_idiot I DROPPED MY RAMEN
@ the_idiot MOTHER FUK |
#310810* (?/7) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<rootd00d> i only have one testicle.
<Broly> that's all you need |
#310874* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<opraaa> what is the capital of belgium
<jdorje> brussel
<stormscape> Trick question, Belgium doesn't exist.
<opraaa> stormscape is correct |
#310875* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kindari> "JAWS: The Javascript + AWS Stack – A monstrously scalable, server-free, web application boilerplate using bleeding-edge AWS services..."
<Kindari> "server-free" !?
<Kindari> wtf
<Kindari> thats not how this works
<Kindari> thats not how any of this works! |
#310882* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< awsm> \o/
< gamozo> |
< awsm> /\
< gamozo> that was my plan
<+bgates> Totally
<+bgates> /\
<+bgates> /\/\
< Sling> \/\/
< Sling> \/
< gamozo> god we are awesome |
#310952* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Killer_Possum> I tried other desktop based offerings, but I need access to docs on the go. So Google Docs wins in that aspect.
<NanoSector> MS Office has no advantages over MS Office in that aspect |
#310966* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Anonymous: i dont even lift bra
Woody: Then how do you get at the boobies?
Anonymous: i have this wing man named alco holComment: SteamGifts chat
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#311025* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<purpleears> Is this channel filled with precious perfect ##hamradio people?
<purpleears> Do I have to start a net?
<ReadError> no you need to be less of a cocksucker
<ReadError> try that maybe
<DocGonzo420> ^
<purpleears> lol
* purpleears (~kiely@systemd.violates.me) has left ("bye~!") |
#311080* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< gumi> is anyone doing anything special for Mardi Gras?
< veryape> yeah, i will show my tits for everyone in my bedroom, other than that i have no idea
* gumi enters veryape's bedroom |
#311098* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<wexfart> love, marriage, reproduction, parenthood, formal education, home ownership
<wexfart> all great memes :) |
#311228* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< MagisterQuis> So, I had an interview Sunday night.
< MagisterQuis> At 11:30pm.
< MagisterQuis> With a very giggly recruiter girl.
< MagisterQuis> Who has a thing for hackers.
< MagisterQuis> And who asked if I was single.
< MagisterQuis> I'm not, as it turns out, and neither is she (though she's dating a hacker).
< MagisterQuis> Joke's on her. I'm fat and haven't shaved or got a haircut in years. |
#311273* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< rsaarelm> I noticed bash.org has been removing some of the old quotes.
< rsaarelm> bash.org∕?777977 This one's gone now.
<@gwern> rsaarelm: I wonder why. if it was by anonymous, there can hardly have been a copyright takedown, and some mild profanity is not enough to censor it
< CoJaBo> gwern: They broke their database
< rsaarelm> Another gone one. bash.org∕?794379
< CoJaBo> Every quote with non-ASCII characters is gone
<@gwern> CoJaBo: why haven't they fixed it?
< CoJaBo> I submitted a quote telling them to fix their quotes, but it's been awaiting moderation for over a year now |
#311496* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Corn> No
<Corn> but the Polish are a conspiracy by the French
<Corn> When your nation is well-known for surrender and failure at war, the only option is to create a new country to be even worse than you
<Corn> And, in fact, the French have a time machine that enables them to accomplish just that
<Corn> Unfortunately, it can only be operated sober |
#311575* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jonspw> what's wrong with irc?
<EricE> not a damn thing |
#311606* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Aragón: Like, one jokey channel a la menagerie is enough
Majin Syeekoh: numbers we need 15 rp channels
Caligari87: Separated by theme
Caligari87: Pony RP
Caligari87: Anime RP
Caligari87: ERP
Orobororo: Vore
Caligari87: VoRP
Aragón: Pony anime rp
Majin Syeekoh: 15 rp channels and 20 of them are ERP
MrNumbers: No.
MrNumbers: Don't make me delete this server
Norm De Plume: Oh, please. No one on here ERPs
Norm De Plume: not even Wyatt ERP
Majin Syeekoh: i do
Majin Syeekoh: i haven't in a bit
Majin Syeekoh: but it's a good bit of fun
Aragón: God
Aragón: Kinda wanna see that unfolding now
Rebelle: Do I want to know what Wyatt ERP is?
Caligari87: I wish the :rofl: reaction sufficiently conveyed my attempts at not falling into hysterics at my desk again
Caligari87: Wyatt ERP fucking god
Caligari87: My sidesComment: Wyatt ERP. That is all.
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#311650* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+nullx> I'm hard when I like a game, but some games.. make me ubisoftComment: #pcgames efnet
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#184 (-4/510) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<|Chris> you gotta jump on it coke
<|Chris> quick* |
#250 (-4/558) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
n e r d b 5: wait a minute. 'my' b-days on 31 may... lol i was thinking aboiut my uncle hehe
e l i t e m r p: umm how could you confuse your own bday with your uncle?
n e r d b 5: their so close together hehe |
#316 (-4/3418) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DumbBitch> AND
<DumbBitch> wtf am i not quoted on the quotes?
<DumbBitch> i have to be one of the most funniest ppl in this channel :/ |
#837 (-4/380) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<blazemore> puking isn't nasty unless you've got your mouth against someone's vagina and fill them up with your regurgitated lunch
<blazemore> or in their ass and have them shit it back out into your mouth
<AlmtyBob> that's not gross
<AlmtyBob> okay the second one is
<AlmtyBob> that would be the coolest jap scat pr0n ever |
#890 (-4/401) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<EFX> I'm sick of people bashing kiddie porn |
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