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*** CiXeL (...@pool694-cvx.ds68-ca-us.dialup.earthlink.net) has joined #crack
<CiXeL> Kill the motherfucking curseword kick you pansyass girls use.Censorship blows & I dont want irc turning into a g4y ass aol or purple moon game. I hate to wake you up but this *ISNT* aol & never will be. You will never be allowed to sanitize & pollitically correctize the net. So sure, kick me, ban me, whatever but Im not going away unless you can ban every single combination of ident, ip in my pool or the whole domain earthlink.net.If I |
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<tress> i've erected a level 10 forcefield around my penis |
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<dfd> can someone tell me how fast is a k-line? |
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<FLoBBaSKo> That'd be cool if there was a hermaphrodite that had their dick coming out of their vagina... they wouldn't be able to walk without having an orgasm. |
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<sdr> I hate faggots who diss aol im
<sdr> either you love irc/aim or are into fagtastic drugs |
#7305 (-4/226) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Tezza/#Blit gives up studying
<@Tezza> I'm fucking anyways
<@Tezza> *fucking/fucked
<@|ian> SURE THING!
<@|ian> =D |
#7318 (-4/364) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dae> "my dixie wrecked" say it slowly now |
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<Poltergeist21> I want to fuck the olsen twins right in the ass!!
<Poltergeist21> Dude, my balls goin smack smack smack against their teen asses..yum yum!1
<Charlesowns> Dude, i said that ten years ago! |
#7670 (-4/324) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(SC__AT): 79. What's a disk of gas orbiting a star of black hole called?
(_uaioe): motardo's fart |
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<[T]ANGo> I fear that Tech Knight would not pass through a metal detector unnoticed.
<Crashie_> and he has no hobbies :)
<Filly-O-F> apart from masturbating furiously into fistfuls of his own feces |
#8768 (-4/345) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<wokness|homework> Without the powers of Vi ---> (Me: "Cute girl with you go out with me?" Her: "No.")
<wokness|homework> With the powers of Vi ---> (Me: Cute girl will you go out with me?!" Her: "Yes.") |
#9264 (-4/254) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[02:21] * ekum is away, sleep [log:OFF] [page:OFF]
[02:21] * ekum is away, work [log:OFF] [page:OFF] |
#10101 (-4/270) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** [ED]znapz` (~znappe@enslaved.nu) has joined #dead-presidents
<[ED]znapz`> but..
<[ED]znapz`> I want @
<[ED]znapz`> suck cock
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#10477 (-4/294) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jej> WHY ARE YOU HAVING AN INDUSTRIAL MUSIC PISSING CONTEST. |
#11189 (-4/376) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bertle> i smell gay |
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<+sephiroth4ever> you know that shit that mimicks the pregnancy cycle of women?? i think it's fucking gay ass retarted shit..but that's just me |
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<djmax> temptress, But then I started seeing that the left was more interested in handing out fish to the poor, than teaching them how to catch fish themselves.
<Temptress> djmax: You are moron #1 |
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[Goonigoogoo] So Neuro, what have you been up to?
[tate] How's Alaska?
[Goonigoogoo] really?
[Goonigoogoo] you don't say [tate] Wow.
[tate] I never knew that.
[Goonigoogoo] yeah, those bears will do that
[tate] Sorry about your grandmother, though.
[Goonigoogoo] no, no. It's statuatory rape when they're underage |
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<fsdf> I DONT CARE I DONT LIKE TALKING TO NAZIS
<fsdf> ESP. JEWISH NAZIS |
#14782 (-4/360) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<luqin> DO NOT CALL PEARLJAM CANDYASS
<luqin> OR I WILL CHECK YOU INTO THE SMACKDOWN HOTEL
<luqin> ON THE CORNER OF JABRONI DRIVE
<luqin> AND KNOW YOUR ROLE BLVD. |
#15781 (-4/232) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<UKchaos> most semen swallowed: michelle monhan had 1.7 pints puimped out of here stomach in La july 1991. |
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<cX> I LIKE BLOOD TRICKLING FROM MY PLANK SHAPED RECTUM
<cX> THATS WHAT I LIKE
<cX> CUZ IM A MERICAN
<cX> FROM MERICA |
#18306 (-4/366) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<alpaca> n0 on3 c4n hax0r m3, 1 hav3 t3h w1n XP f1r3wal1!!@#
<r0x0r_j00> O HAHA WINXP IS TEH GAY FLOWARPOWAR OS!! HAHA
<r0x0r_j00> WINXP EXRTA POOP!~ |
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*01:09* <@y2w6z8z2k> www.Kev_does_donkeys.co.uk/up_the_batty.htm :D
*01:09* <@y2w6z8z2k> has a nice ring to it :D |
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<cornbread> Fear my cock of +12 inch
<Grif> That's a pretty big rooster. I'd be scared.
<Grif> In fact, I'm scared that this giant rooster is on its way to kill me right........ now. |
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