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#308680* (?/5) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Brewster> sudo dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/ApolloJustice
<ApolloJustice> sudo dd if=/dev/sda of=/mnt/Brewster
<ApolloJustice> now you are FULL OF PORN!" |
#308690* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
WilliamImm: After all, (the obvious joke goes here.)
WilliamImm: Except once it involves - well, you know.
Monarch: I don't know where this stereotype of depraved dirty pornographic material from germany comes from
WilliamImm: Bash.org or QDB?Comment: Malwareup Chatroom
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#308768* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Gem> It feels like 7:00
<Gem> o- o
<Kassc> ir feels like 7:00?
* Kassc looks at his cock
<Kassc> its 3 here
<Gem> xD
<Gem> XDDDD
<Gem> OH WOW
<Gem> Epic soell fail
<Gem> spell*
<Gem> clock*
* Gem falls on the ground and laughs like crazy
<Kassc> XD
<Kassc> OG
<Kassc> SDFjklsa
* Kassc facedeskComment: Oh glob... what a fail...
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#308935* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@grindking> there are no good fps's anymore to compete in like doom or quake
<@grindking> now my fps is ircComment: EFNet/#android
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#308954* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Meltro> I'm thinking throw an egg or two in a shallow bowl. Add a little milk, pepper, and salt. Scramble. Microwave until center rises. At the same time prepare toast. As you remove the egg, heat meat of choice (ham, bacon, salami) in microwave. Butter toast. Place egg, heated meat, and cheese on toast. Enjoy.
<Meltro> The Breakfast Sandwich™. Because it's always breakfast somewhere. |
#308957* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<anon2574> How long before we are cancelling our newsprovider accounts and signing up to services like netflix and lovefilm?
<anon2186>The day after never for me |
#308992* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Bananobot> Scene from The Hobbit: <Gandalf> Smaug could be a dangerous ally to the forces of Mordor should they rise again. <Saruman> no u toopid, tharon is ded top dwewing on da patht dummy <Galadriel> I want to fuck your hot grey wizard body. <Elrond> My hair is fabulous. |
#309012* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Dr. BadSpoon: I wish I could just, with a thought, teleport my poop to another dimension. My life would be awesome if I could do that... using space-time manipulation to not have to poop or clean up |
#309063 (-5/143) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< munin> my brother in law sent my wife and i an e-mail telling us there was an iron golem on the roof and not to provoke it
< munin> i thought he was doing lsd for a few minutes until i remembered he was talking about our minecraft house |
#309074* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<lmn> I don't understand how any of you fuckers can keep on living normal lives knowing what you know now. you have missed the single most important terrible movie ever made and should all be fucken emberassed.
<lmn> lmn has outpour-ed.
<lmn> from my mouth, words did outpour.
<delrio> I am not feeling bad
<lmn> yeah that's because you're heartless
<delrio> wrongo
<lmn> I might as well have been informing you that masturbation exists
<lmn> and you're like "I DONT CARE."
<lmn> "I HATE YOU AND NOW I ALSO HATE MASTURBATION WHATEVER THAT IS"Comment: about the movie "The FP"
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#309100* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
ShaneJReid: Going to play Half Life.
(10 minutes later)
ShaneJReid: and I'm done
indydegrees1: Don't worry, lots of men have premature completion these days.
ShaneJReid: I keep Starting Games and then just stopping. I need help.
indydegrees1: Have you seen a drwatson.exe? You might want to get that checked out.
ShaneJReid: hmmm Ok.but I will probably quit half way through. |
#309177* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<and-ri> Makuna hatooka
* matooka stabs and-ri
* and-ri is actually a cat
<and-ri> You just stabbed a cat
<matooka> no
<and-ri> You monster
<matooka> NO
<matooka> im a cat
<matooka> so its fine
<and-ri> Oh
* and-ri stabs matooka back |
#309230* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Briman> oh, you're just turning all the EE2 stuff into Torches.
<Briman> lol.
<c4work> enlightened
<immibis> pun intended?
<c4work> mhm
<c4work> youre a bright one
(snip)
<c4work> thats terrible
<c4work> sorry to cast a shadow of doubt on the idea
<c4work> just seems dim witted
* c4work is on a pun streak
<c4work> you cant hold a candle to this streak
<c4work> fine ill extinguish the streak
<c4work> illuminate me on what qdb is ive obviously been living in the dark
<Briman> c4work, you're out-shining all of us. |
#309330* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sixtooth> got snare to send windows events to rsyslog now what lol
<sixtooth> gotta be a good way to parse these
<sixtooth> tail is lookin brutal
<cerettala> grep?
<cerettala> sed?
<cerettala> awk?
<jagster_> xargs
<blueskin> rm
<cerettala> init 0
<sixtooth> im thinking more noob friendly :-)
<jagster_> kill -9
<blueskin> :(){:|:&};: |
#309407* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[08:20] * Tralin is now known as A
[08:20] <+ndtm> tralin gone troll mode
[08:20] * +A wild ndtm appears!
[08:20] <@h2odragon> Oh god
[08:20] <+ndtm> oy D:<
[08:21] <@h2odragon> XD
[08:21] <@h2odragon> That's why I love Tralin
[08:21] * PokemonTrainer (webchat@307615a5.189efabc.de6498d.27ad84c0X) has joined #qubetubers
[08:21] * QtNoxBot sets mode: +v PokemonTrainer
[08:22] * Pikachu (webchat@307615a5.189efabc.de6498d.27ad84c0X) has joined #qubetubers
[08:22] <+ndtm> so, you like him killing you hu
[08:22] * QtNoxBot sets mode: +v Pikachu
[08:22] <@h2odragon> Oh god
[08:22] <@h2odragon> XD
[08:22] <+PokemonTrainer> I choose you, Pikachu!
[08:22] <@h2odragon> Well, this is gona be something
[08:22] <+Pikachu> PIKACHU!
[08:22] <+PokemonTrainer> Pikachu, use Thunder Bolt!
[08:22] <+Pikachu> Pika, CHUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[08:22] * +ndtm drops a anvil on PokemonTrainer and Pikachu
[08:22] * +Pikachu thunderbolts ndtm
[08:23] <+ndtm> toooo latew
[08:23] <+ndtm> -w
[08:23] * +ndtm (~Daniel@52627b1.1413884c.tbcn.telia.com) Quit (Killed (A (The Pokemon gods are displeased with your behaviour. You've been KOed)))Comment: irchighway.net #qubetubers
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#309408* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
In #hexchat:
00:04 * tophalf01 is away: I'm not here right now. Don't send me any messages because you won't get a
response. Why the fuck do you even want to talk to me anyway? WHAT ARE YOU, A FUCKING
SPY? FUCK OFF.
00:19 <hexbot> hexchat/hexchat (in master): TingPing committed "Remove away announce" //ur1.ca/dkyxg |
#309693* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(dowaat) carharttjimmy:
(carharttjimmy) dowaat:
(dagle) Now kiss. |
#309706* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Crazed_Succubus> best status for coming out day yet or ever probably "i'm coming out as a cylon everyone. a big gay homo homo cylon."
<Crazed_Succubus> sucker for BSG references
<Vivi> WROMMMMOMMMMM
<Vivi> WROMMMMOMMMM
<Vivi> WROMMMMOMMM
<Vivi> Helllll OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
<Crazed_Succubus> somebody should cut you off
<Vivi> PEW PEW PEW |
#309872* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* EugeneKay bunks hannerz
<@hannerz> help
<@hannerz> rape
<@hannerz> I just pooped, leave me alone
< EugeneKay> You've left yourself without a defense mechanism, you fool.
<@hannerz> You sound like you think I don't save spares.Comment: irc.subluminal.net - #boats
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#309919* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kar18> I want to make a volcano erupt in sa-mp
<Southclaw> retexture + moveobject = custom particle fx
<Revo18> and i want to have ABBA perform live in my server
<Revo18> :( |
#309943* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Brainderailment> I need a new downpipe for my bubbler but I don't want to order online. I'd rather not be on a list of domestic terrorists |
#309985* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* oaa is now known as SatoshiNakamoto
<@alexandru> ladies and gentlemen, Satoshi Nakamoto
<@alexandru> creator of Bitcom
<@alexandru> Japanese autistic man responsible for video game currency bitcom
<@alexandru> designed for
<@alexandru> trading train parts online |
#309990* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Fatalnix> one of my many friends in the MUD I play, I was asking everyone how they were and I get this message back:
<Fatalnix> Kamini ooc tells you: Driving like a bat out of hell!!
<Fatalnix> ........
<Fatalnix> WHAT
<Fatalnix> ooc meaning, actually driving
<Fatalnix> and I'm like wtf
<Fatalnix> so half an hour later her character in game logs out |
#310157* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Minami> hey Orcus did you know
<&Orcus> what?
<+Minami> that normal babies are delivered by stork
<+Minami> but the fat ones need a crane
<&Orcus> (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞Comment: #commie-subs @ irc.rizon.net
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#310488* (?/5) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<iQQsohard> idols are a olev
<iQQsohard> idols are a way of life
<Exodisma> so are drugs |
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