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#305679* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pitz> My name is pitz pitz pitz
<pitz> I have a plan plan plan
<pitz> To lick your dick dick dick
<pitz> And lick it quick quick quick |
#305941* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
"Love is blind."-makes no sense. If you feel that deeply about someone wouldn't you feel it in your heart? I do not think anyone is blind when it comes to love. Some prefer blindfolds to keep life's unwritten pathways in the dark. The dark hides fear and pain." -Linsey Helen VanNewkirk |
#305974* (?/45) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
hugo chavez
president of vuvuzela |
#305994* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DragonBoots> Je suppose que je devrais arrêter les auto-traduction, mais il en résulte de nombreux Poptarts.
<L-Strife89> DragonBoots: C'est ma plus grande arme!
<DragonBoots> L-Strife89: Venez à nouveau?
<L-Strife89> Google Translate is my greatest weapon.
<L-Strife89> Which presumably failed me.
<DragonBoots> Je regarde dans les yeux de séducteur de L-Strife89 de, me léchant les lèvres et l'espoir de l'enfer la traduction automatique fait quelque chose se perd.
* L-Strife89 takes a few steps back.
<DragonBoots> J'ai pas en avant et déployer activement mon contre-mesures électroniques et de contre-contre-mesures électroniques avant de lancer une salve de 240 missiles et toutes les 72 banques phaser-IV.
<Sev> this is starting to sound like the count of monte cristo's bastard anime spin-off
<DragonBoots> : 3
<DragonBoots> "Ne vous inquiétez pas! Ils missiles de l'amour."
<DragonBoots> "Ils portent des paquets de mon affection douce pour vous!" |
#306047* (?/45) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Shadow> WTF WHY IS MY INTERNET NOT WORKING
<myself> congrats, you're now on qdb |
#306279* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Instant gratification is stronger than long term health.Comment: Author of "Secrets of Our Hidden Controllers Revealed" and "Growing Up In a Zoo."
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#306319* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
"Ohio State coach Tressell was a 'pillar of rectitude'."
More like a pillar of RECTUMS, am I right, people?!?!? |
#306839* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
>>>>> while talking about weird broken hand <<<<
<LePlusAncien> Lol
<Gale0n> That's awesome
<Gale0n> AMAZING
<Gale0n> A-MAZE-ING
<LePlusAncien> That pussy was awesome
<Gale0n> eh.
<LePlusAncien> Giggidy GiggidyComment: I think he's gone mad
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#306854* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
The people who talk about you behind your back and you know they do, should be nothing to you and mean nothing to you, because if they talk about you, they should be worthless and meaningless. |
#307018* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Cowsrock37> i heard gingers are gonna be extinct in 2060
<@bradsickle> so did i chris
* Cowsrock37 was kicked by `iJakey (No reason given) |
#307125* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Why do you have that Steve Jobs thing up there? Get rid of it. You look like tools. |
#307230* (?/67) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
egmevuaw cibcnvjr tlqanuguComment: USA
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#307255* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
HATERS GONNA HATE
'BATERS GONNA 'BATE |
#307273* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Hardcore porn?
Hardpore corn. |
#307639* (?/67) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[17:10:58] ← LunaBot left IRC. (Quit: Luna IRC 0.3.5. Praise the goddess of the night.)
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[17:11:18] Luna sets mode +ao LunaBot LunaBotComment: Timestamps left for context | #MoonAfterDark on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#307861* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(+CloBo) I love vibrate
(+DJMatt) ............
(+DJMatt) no commentComment: irc.ukmadzone.co.uk #MadZone
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#307917* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<moosey> theres nothing finer than having a vagina |
#308221* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dkelle4> subtracting from a negative makes a positive
<dkelle4> ;o
<eyeballer> no it doesnt..
<dkelle4> -4 + -4
<dkelle4> =0
<dkelle4> err
<dkelle4> >_<Comment: dkelle4, "cpa"
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#308232* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lilith> this is the life. back out in it again
<Lilith> once burnt never learn
<Medusa> i'm off to mums and it'll be hot in her garden
<Medusa> have to pinch her lotion as i just gave ours to morgan
<Lilith> yea you need it
<PRED> Aye you'll need it today plus you caught the sun quite alot when we were out.
<Lilith> I'm going through vaseline with aloe vera like no 2morro. I was on fire in bed last night lolComment: irc.trivialityzone.co.uk
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#308287* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@satmd> how does one performance-test iris?
< Syloq> satmd, sudo rm -rf /
<@satmd> ok. alternate suggestion?
< Syloq> almost always gives no errors. very thorough.Comment: Source: #inspircd on ChatSpike (irc.chatspike.net)
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#308291* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* comradco (~chatzilla@ppp-51-35.grapevine.net.au) has joined #ozfortress
<comradco> my retard alarm went off
<@ferelah> !kb comradco
* ChanServ sets mode: +b *!*@ppp-51-35.grapevine.net.au
* comradco was kicked by ChanServ ((ferelah) Bye.)
<@ferelah> mine too |
#308384* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TheJayson> dude, this fucking carpet has more stains on it than a hookers bedroom floor
<JakeSays> TheJayson: thats what you get for having a drippy dick
<Scott`> oh snap
<TheJayson> are you fucking serious? |
#308430* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dazuro> oh FUCK
<Dazuro> theres fucking WATER CHESTNUTS in my kitchen
<Dazuro> shitshitshitshitsiht
<Israfel|Away> wat
<RandExt> <_<
* Dazuro is now known as Daz|afk
<Refia> um
<Refia> >_>
<RandExt> que
<KennyMan666> I
<KennyMan666> Only our Dazuro. |
#308581* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Justin> most people don't have porn star dicks.. in real life anyway, everyone on the internet does howeverComment: #iwwf on irc.i-wwf.net
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#308601* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tucos> falconindy: your handy scripts aren't doing a particularly good job at scaring the nubs away :p
<falconindy> Tucos: dude, my documentation was FLAWLESS some douchecanoe got to it |
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