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<Gridle> Mahjong and Nicola make my zits all hard and puss filed! |
#29286 (-5/501) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
TheOffspring326: man some black guy called while i was workin at Dominos earlier
TheOffspring326: and he was like
TheOffspring326: "Yo, what kinda specials yall got goin on up in there"
TheOffspring326: i was like... "we have the Negro special.....which is basically like a regular pizza except its covered with crack cocaine and stolen property |
#29401 (-5/409) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
lunacrow: what's red and crawls up your leg?
lunacrow: a homesick abortion |
#30542 (-5/533) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<davidc> wtf
<davidc> Last login: Fri Feb 14 18:37:14 2003 from aca9300c.ipt.aol.comComment: #lost
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#30551 (-5/339) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Josho> Mac OS X 10.3 "Panther" Mouse Pad. Big. Black. And Powerful.
<Josho> Measuring 7 3/4" inches in diameter
<hy_dro> Big. Black. Sodomizing the 16 year-old girl next door.Comment: #geekissues
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#31471 (-5/545) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<IanR> I go out with a black person
<BlackChocobo> And you call yourself a racist?
<IanR> You didn't hear my reason.
<BlackChocobo>?
<IanR> So I can beat her. |
#32064 (-5/363) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<s> wet sponge, rub, scratch, wet sponge, rub, scratch
<s> endlessly |
#32779 (-5/331) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CrimsonKnight13> «Scepterr» racking up the blood alcohol level my friend?<xero_cool> nah, he's lowering the level of blood in his alcohol streamComment: Scepterr was getting way too many alcoholic beverages that night...
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#33771 (-5/261) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<huhlig> any rf ee's about
<Rakshasa> nn, wt ds rf ee mn? |
#34070 (-5/385) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<myhero> in 1993 i was 10 years old
<myhero> :)
*** myhero was kicked by herbman (and in 1998 you're still a little queer) |
#37042 (-5/297) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kingmob> there are still jews in europe, for instance
<hamtaro> WHAT
<hamtaro> NOT ON MY WATCH THERE AREN'T |
#37944 (-5/217) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@ne0n> 'lol' is such a gay word.
<@ne0n> lol
<@ne0n> fuck.
<@ne0n> haComment: #idleland on irc.alternatenet.net
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#38092 (-5/191) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Capn`Blackout> DF: some guy was going on about how AA an NA was the shit once and when I told him that it was all mental crutchwork to brace yourself up until you had the will to quit yourself he exploded on me
<Capn`Blackout> he screams MOST OF THE PEOPLE IN NA OR AA HAVE BEEN EMOTIONALLY OR PHYSICALLY ABUSED AND DO NOT HAVE THE WILLPOWER TO DO IT THEMSELVES GODDAMMITT
<Capn`Blackout> so everybody in the truck gets real quiet until I say "so who laid the weenie on YOU?" |
#38212 (-5/205) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MStar> what's an IRC agent?
<Xshare> eh.
<Xshare> Someone who goes around and tries to get you ops in IRC Channels?
<Xshare> Usually Jewish? |
#38409 (-5/325) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
21:48 <+nocturnal> avp rocked
21:48 <+anthill> i have aids
21:48 <+nocturnal> predator won btw
21:49 <@Rush68> I FUCKING HATE YOU
21:49 <@Rush68> I FUCKING HATE YOU
21:49 <+paden> hahahahh
21:49 <+nocturnal> roflComment: #tunaigloo @ irc.swehack.se
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#38984 (-5/265) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[Ed] Man, I'm so black, I just drank a bottle of orange soda
[Ed] I feel like busting out some rhymes and stealing hubcapsComment: #gunsmoke irc.zirc.org
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#42978 (-5/277) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<NcongruNt> the NiN show sold out in 30 minutes
<_stan> much like the band itself.Comment: #ampedOut, where we listen to Real Industrial(tm)
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#50260 (-5/417) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<animus5> wow did anyone see those 2 quotes on qdb thatre exactly the same
<junki3xxl> haha 2 ppl just put the same quote up on qdb
<junki3xxl> lol nice timing
<animus5> they both--wow and I was just going to say how sad THAT was
<animus5> but I think we just topped it for patheticness
<junki3xxl> this never happened
<animus5> so am I putting it up or are you? |
#50420 (-5/255) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kiljoi> someone needs to make emo-nix
<kiljoi> it's all black, and as soon as you power up, all your hardware cuts it's wrists |
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<andariel> Strangest thing happened the other day... I was fucking my girlfriend doggystyle when all of a sudden she turns around and calls me a paedophile! So I just slapped her arse and said 'That's a mighty big word for a twelve year old'.Comment: #na on Utonet
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<Video> I'm ordering a white DVD burner, on the assumption that it'll work. |
#112058 (-5/271) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Joins: Saaz
<Saaz> hi guys
<Saaz> can you help me a bit?
<Saaz> ive been trying to learn japanese from anime, but i have some troubles with understanding
<Saaz> how "Hello" would be in japanese?
<shimbo> Konichiwa, I guess
<Saaz> thx
<Saaz> and how it would be "Thank you"?
<shimbo> Arigato
<Saaz> thx
<Saaz> and how it would be "Remove that tentacle from my anus"?
<Saaz> kekekeke
<Saaz> TO THE BAT CAVE!!
* Parts: Saaz
<hixo> haha |
#153734* (?/59) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Clinteger> i hit shutdwn on the keyboard
<Clinteger> FUCK
<Clinteger> NOOOOO
<Coldgunner> rofl byeee
<Clinteger> there need sto be a CANCEL on the shutdown dialog
Clinteger left IRC. (EOF from client)
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press ESC dumbass |
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<Valtieri> Raisin Bran, Raisin Bran, friendly neighborhood Raisin Bran, give you vitamins, yes it can. tasty breakfast, yes indeed, that crunch may be, just what you need. Look out! Here comes the Raisin Bran. |
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<knuck> it's funny when i talk to rl people and i'm like
<knuck> not even quantum mechanics are random
<knuck> and they're like
<knuck> wtf u nub
<knuck> and i think yo myself I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU MAKE A REAL Math.Rand() |
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