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<@vistas> is voat the gab of reddit?
<@vistas> what the fuck did i just say
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6:13 PM <+FireBeard> after 20 years on IRC, I STILL have no quote posted on either bash or qdbComment: I think it's about time
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-!- nikisaku has joined #depression
-!- Topic for #depression: The channel where Kipe is too slow to answer to antino who is fast to leave. :P
[Users #depression]
[@^Kipe] [@_Kipe^] [@Bootes] [ nikisaku]
-!- Irssi: #depression: Total of 4 nicks [3 ops, 0 halfops, 0 voices, 1 normal]
-!- Irssi: Join to #depression was synced in 1 secs
< nikisaku> wow, k
< nikisaku> i didn't expect this # to exist
< nikisaku> i was thinking that it would be perfectly funny when #depression would consist of 1 person but 3 bots and 1 person is way better
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<KKT> Oh the board game box's rate is $19
<KKT> I guess length makes a big difference
<bildramer> no, girth
<Namelesswonder> angle of the dangle
#311674* (?/14) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Odyss3us> I take a shit or two in the morning and then it is random throughout the rest of the day
<+letty> thats too many shits
<+MiningMarsh> I take like 12 shits a day
#200 (-5/503) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<bocz> ok dood, whatever
<bocz> go sip your mocca and read the wallstreet journal
#263 (-5/461) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SWM> i hate your fucking pancakes
<SWM> i never eat them
<SWM> "FUCK YOU EAT MY FUCKING PANCAKES"
#395 (-5/468) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dr_DOS> l33t i got a snickels bal
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<Berzerker> i saw this black kid at my community college today with a programming cobol book
<Berzerker> hahahah
<Berzerker> whats a nigga gunna do with cobol
#3354 (-5/340) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kolby> davek, stop trying to make everyone else become black
#7502 (-5/313) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<miss_tekky_stylez> yeah
<miss_tekky_stylez> asian shits are dope..
<miss_tekky_stylez> like take for instance
<miss_tekky_stylez> when a big log hits the water
<miss_tekky_stylez> it doesn't make the "bloop" noise..
<miss_tekky_stylez> it goes... "You break you buy!"
<miss_tekky_stylez> or "You have dishonord my family!"
#8824 (-5/229) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<person> jezabel's perrrty hot..
<Coolblunt> the reason obsie hates jez so much is cuz i think ralph said she was hot :)
<steebis> obsie is a tubby bitch too
<steebis> its called jealousy
<Coolblunt> in baseball terms if jezebel is home plate obsie is out in the parking lot somewhere
#11159 (-5/231) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Knighted> korosu: Nah, next month we'll get 9/11-themed Jenga
#12092 (-5/288) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<luther> Here's what I got for those sXe fuckers, I am eating Chili and Fritos while smoking a Newport and drinking a beer. And soon I will mount my girlie.
<luther> I am gonna paint an X on her back with my semen.
<NcroSanct> even worse would be doing that to your girl and two of her friends
#12196 (-5/408) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Swanson> dude i got a dell
#17837 (-5/338) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Pete^> I
<Pete^> accidently
<Pete^> :)
<Pete^> married
<Pete^> a guy
<Pete^> ;p
#20462 (-5/421) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[GSF]PippinZ> I teach maths and english
#20645 (-5/296) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<D3adlode`ViceCity> No.. it's a roleplaying night in some club
<Neodymium> Wow, I'd love to play paedophile
<Neodymium> I could go with some little model of a kid strapped to my waist
#24391 (-5/237) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Evil_One> you know you're a geek when instead of repeating something in detail on irc
<Evil_One> you send an md5sum summary instead :/
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<DivX> pretty cool, my brother bought it for $800, spent $4500 on it and sold it to me for $1500 with rego
<DivX> the paint job is ok, just has white flecks through it
<DivX> the bonet, roof and boot have the flecks due to my sister inlaws cousin doing a bodge job
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<MagicCow> I hate people who think that being gay should give them special rights.. it's not like they are women, or black.. who were unfortunately born wrong.. they made a choice to be stupid faggots.
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<phreakinb> holy shit
<phreakinb> that was awesome
<phreakinb> best thing i have ever done
<phreakinb> i just had sex :P
<dentonj> you're joking right?
<nasshi> hahahaha
<phreakinb> hell no
<phreakinb> not long tho.. she was a virgin too
Comment: Virgin Sex
#29118 (-5/313) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Jordash is now known as PolicemanJ
*** Signoff: PolicemanJ (Killed (sprint.austnet.org (Banned from AustNet: You are not a police representantive of any kind. Please choose another nickname.)))
Comment: #animeunsw on Austnet
#29245 (-6/584) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ToiletDuk> ultimate porn movie = an 8 year old girl with a penis, tied up and being whipped by a midget, letting a dog shit and piss in "her" mouth while a person positions a corpse to straddle "her" while the girl vomits
#29277 (-5/2839) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Gridle> i eat bullshit
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